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Coolrune206

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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2020, 06:51:57 pm »

Greg, coming from a rural background, had never learned to read or write in general, but he had learned to write a few token things; his name and gender. He had mostly learned these things as a result of filling out the forms of countless bits of "spam mail" received directly to his mailbox. He had never received a response, as for every section that was not name or gender he would simply write "Greg". However, as he excitedly filled out this form with his name repeatedly, he hoped that this time he would finally learn what he was getting from filling in all these letters.

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He turned his form in, and waited excitedly.
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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2020, 07:01:05 pm »

Name: Nix
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Species: Human
Ability: Boxing
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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2020, 07:02:03 pm »

SCRAWL A CUTE FLUFFY SHEEP AT TOP OF FORM   

IF STILL ROOM, DRAW MORE, LITTLER SHEEP TO FILL REST OF IT   
IF ANYONE TRY TO INTERRUPT MY ARTWORK, SMASH THEM PLATONICALLY   
     
« Last Edit: March 27, 2020, 10:15:21 pm by Yoink »
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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2020, 10:09:18 pm »

IF ANYONE TRY TO INTERRUPT MY ARTWORK, SMASH THEM       

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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2020, 10:16:38 pm »

ACTION EDITED   
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TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #20 on: Today at 01:46:49 am »

Oh no oh no, it's a swarm of players.

Summon up a miniature version of the Trojan horse and ride it to the arena.

If this fails, somehow, instead walk to the arena like a pleb.

Once there, summon a sturdy bunker. Just in case some of these neanderthals try to do anything violent.


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You are trapped inside of a tiny wooden horse. It's not any more uncomfortable than riding around inside of a suitcase, but you can't move.

Name: Jonatan
Gender: One of them, I think
Power=Force*Velocoty

(There is a free spot, right)

Form, filled.
You hand it to an employee mainly comprised of tentacles and it motions for you to follow it for qualifications.

Add "Powers GUN",  "Age: 15" and "species: human" to the application form if necessary then run into the arena.

GUN
Also those other things I guess.

You sprint in the main entrance of the arena, a giant tunnel through the stone. A series of helpful signs guide you to the tryout area. A mechanical arm grabs your application as you enter.
A moment later you are pointed to a dumbell. "Lift, using arms. Do not use equipment." a mechanical voice from above states.

Name: Bulk Bogan
Gender: Ooo, yes
Powers: Mooskles

You're a big guy.
You hand the completed form to a bored teenager, who points in the general direction of the tryouts area.

Name: Abra
Gender: Female
Age: unknown
Powers: Ability to control direction and velocity of various gases, usually air, often called wind by humans
Species: Air Nymph: An almost transparent floating snake like creature[/b]

Air snek.
The granite serpent you hand your application to compliments you on your fine calligraphy and leads you to a tryout arena beneath the mountain. It's slightly uncomfortable being surrounded by so much rock and so little air.
Your first task is to lift a weight. You are informed that you may use your power, seeing as it is closely entwined with your nature.

Name: Dawntide
Gender: Metallic
Age: 2
Species: Sword
Powers: Providence

You are a sword. Are swords able to write? Oh well, it works out because it happens that they already have a form with all your information on it, just sitting on the top of the pile.
You cheater.

Someone carries you down to the qualifications area, but it turns out that you've already completed them.

SHARPNESS: [1]
SPEED: [3]
DURABILITY: [5]
INTELLIGENCE: [4]

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Beholder
Age: Since the birth of the universe.
Species: Beholder
Powers: Eye rays
Interests: Beholding things
Dislikes: Mirrors, eye puns
Looking for: Another eldritch being to hang out with.

Sweet. A humanoid being covered in black feathers with a trunk takes your piece of paper and leads you down into the dungeon where they ask you to lift some weights without shooting them.

Greg, coming from a rural background, had never learned to read or write in general, but he had learned to write a few token things; his name and gender. He had mostly learned these things as a result of filling out the forms of countless bits of "spam mail" received directly to his mailbox. He had never received a response, as for every section that was not name or gender he would simply write "Greg". However, as he excitedly filled out this form with his name repeatedly, he hoped that this time he would finally learn what he was getting from filling in all these letters.

Spoiler: Greg's Finalized Form (click to show/hide)

He turned his form in, and waited excitedly.

Final Greg. FIGHT!
Having maximized your greggitude, you do what everyone else is doing and go to the room with the weights so that we can determine your STRENGTH attribute.

Name: Nix
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Species: Human
Ability: Boxing


The attendant points out that boxing is really more of a skill than an ability. You point out that you're really good at it.
Hope you like lifting weights.

SCRAWL A CUTE FLUFFY SHEEP AT TOP OF FORM   

IF STILL ROOM, DRAW MORE, LITTLER SHEEP TO FILL REST OF IT   
IF ANYONE TRY TO INTERRUPT MY ARTWORK, SMASH THEM PLATONICALLY   
     

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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #21 on: Today at 01:50:22 am »

Wow this attendant who's watching me, by doing handstand finger push ups.

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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #22 on: Today at 01:52:02 am »

OOO YES, LIFT THE DUMBELLS WITH MY MOOSKLES, YES

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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #23 on: Today at 02:16:05 am »

Name: Kacey
Age: 31
Gender: Fish cleaner
Species: Tumblebeaks
Abilities: Roll by and peck eyes
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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #24 on: Today at 02:20:23 am »

Greg is confused by the weights - they look much easier to lift than the majority of the farm equipment he handled on Greg Farm. He decides to humor the attendants and lift the weights regardless, so as to not embarrass them.

"Weights heavy. Greg can lift, but is hard. Definitely not easy."
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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #25 on: Today at 04:44:12 am »

Turn in the form.

Name: Zultan
Gender: Male
Species: Rat man
Age: 31
Skills: Can kill things with guns.
Powers: Can turn people into potatoes with mind.
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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #26 on: Today at 05:02:59 am »

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Lift the dumbbell, after I am told that I can drop it shot at it a few times.
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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #27 on: Today at 06:23:12 am »

Follow it, then try to shoot lighting at a wall nearby
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Re: TOURNAMENT ARC
« Reply #28 on: Today at 06:52:10 am »

Move air currently above the dumbbell below it, as well as air not currently below it. Hopefully the difference in pressure will force the dumbbell upwards
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