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Author Topic: MOOK: Echoes  (Read 38201 times)

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Re: MOOK: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
« Reply #225 on: February 05, 2019, 12:57:19 pm »

Vacuum up any leftover debris and automop any leftover giblets/guff. Once the area we operated in is a satisfactory level of cleanliness, go chill and listen to some tunes in the barracks.

Stuff Eddrick did this mission:
Stayed out of the way.
Cleaned up his idiot unfortunate cousin.
Safeguarded OMNITECH property that was on his cousin's corpse from further harm/prevented the loss of said OMNITECH property
Cleaned up the corpse of Jion, including giblets that flew everywhere.

Spoiler: Eddrick, Sanitation (click to show/hide)
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Re: MOOK: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
« Reply #226 on: February 05, 2019, 01:07:35 pm »

Head back to the barracks and get some sleep.
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Re: MOOK
« Reply #227 on: February 05, 2019, 01:12:40 pm »

SEE BELOW FOR THE TURN
« Last Edit: February 06, 2019, 12:37:05 pm by Gentlefish »
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Re: MOOK: Days without an accident: 0
« Reply #228 on: February 05, 2019, 01:41:45 pm »

Edward gets up off the floor and returns to the barracks for a well unearned nap.

THINGS ED DID:
Absolutely nothing useful whatsoever.

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Re: MOOK: Days without an accident: 0
« Reply #229 on: February 05, 2019, 07:03:32 pm »


Spoiler: Redshirt (click to show/hide)
Huh. That was over fast. He stretched, then wondered how he didn't die this time around. He always died on missions! Oh well.
Stuff Done:
Failed to remember the name of the form he needed to fill out.
Didn't die.
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Re: MOOK: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
« Reply #230 on: February 05, 2019, 10:19:25 pm »

"Snacks make the world go round. Good job there. too bad though. That monkey looked like he would have made an excellent Sanitation Engineer. I bet he cold spot a secret stash of snacks a mile away. Well, I'll catch up to you in a bit. Gotta mop up the bllood. Wouldn't want to get tzetzes, or mold."

toss a fistful of the chocolate bars to Pathos, pocket the rest, and go mop and squeegee the teleporter room, the break room, and this room, Make those laser holes sparkle! then clock out, completely ignoring the hole in the ceiling from the second of the lazerdog belches, the observation room, and the ceiling panel.

GLORY:
found snacks, twice.
won a bet.
fed barfdog.

lost at computer pinball.
prevented an employee from misusing sanitation equipment.
incinerated rubbish.
incinerated a barfdog victim.
made a mean cup of coffee - in the incinerator.
Did not antagonize the Animonkey.

SHAME:
did not properly misuse mop.
did not recruit animonkey into sanitation.
did not stuff any teammates into incinerators.
did not stack crates or barrels.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Jon tosses 6 bars to Pathos and then heads into the teleporter room. He cleans up the places he considers important and very deliberately leaves some of them untouched.  Satisfied with his work, he slaps a random person with his mop, crosses something off a mental list, and then heads back to the barracks.

Message from OMNITECH accounting:

550 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Make use of the upper level bumpers to keep the ball in play longer

"There. Problem solved."
One might consider sending the ape back to the other lab reckless. However Pathos was certain that the Venus lab had a team just as capable of handling the problem as his own. In other words, it was looking like he's going to win this bet without facing any danger. After all, things going horribly wrong in Venus still counts, right?
"Oh! More snacks! You are too kind." he added as he noticed the snacks Jon had found.
Yes, this was turning out great.

Remind Stiles to shut down the teleporter when we leave, just in case the Venus team is exactly as competent as ours. After all, it would be unsafe to leave it on without us here.

Then back to the barracks to enjoy a well-earned rest.


"Ah. yes" Stiles says and presses a few buttons. The machine buzzes and then shuts down with a lowering hum.


Message from OMNITECH accounting:

750 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: We never liked those Venus guys anyway.

Head back to the barracks. Nothing more to do here, I suppose.

Spoiler: Patrick Edmundson (click to show/hide)
Patrick returns to the barracks.


Message from OMNITECH accounting:

500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note:Team players sometimes end up on the bench.


Have sweet Occult dreams.


Clem gets dragged, still asleep, back to the barracks. It dreams of a man sitting in a chair that is spinning in air, upside down.


Message from OMNITECH accounting:

500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Nbzcf ufmfqpsubujpo jt pddvmu bgufs bmm?

Spoiler: medic n°2 (click to show/hide)

Drag Roald to wherever the hospital/med bay/place of healing of this facility is.

Then go to my room/barracks


Steve drags Roald around until he finds an infirmary. He throws Roald onto the front nursing desk and then goes back to the barracks.


Message from OMNITECH accounting:

650 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Sometimes a band-aid solution is all you need.

Return to the barracks, and get some sleep.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Message from OMNITECH accounting:

500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Bullets are questionably effective as window cleaners.


”Man, it was just getting interesting.”
Make my way back to barracks.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Message from OMNITECH accounting:

500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Adventure comes to the adventurous. 

Toddle over to the barracks, get some rest.
Spoiler: Jane-Anne Warren (click to show/hide)

Message from OMNITECH accounting:

600 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Blood loss and blood found.

Vacuum up any leftover debris and automop any leftover giblets/guff. Once the area we operated in is a satisfactory level of cleanliness, go chill and listen to some tunes in the barracks.

Stuff Eddrick did this mission:
Stayed out of the way.
Cleaned up his idiot unfortunate cousin.
Safeguarded OMNITECH property that was on his cousin's corpse from further harm/prevented the loss of said OMNITECH property
Cleaned up the corpse of Jion, including giblets that flew everywhere.

Spoiler: Eddrick, Sanitation (click to show/hide)
Edd cleans up and then heads to the barracks to chill out.


Message from OMNITECH accounting:

500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Ed, Edd and ???

Head back to the barracks and get some sleep.
Spoiler: Heather Reid (click to show/hide)

Message from OMNITECH accounting:

500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Never a corpse around when you need one. 

Qualt takes a second, pondering the situation. Anticlimactic. Climbing down from the ceiling they look around at the mess and viscera.
Not seeing any live and injured bodies, they leave quietly through the doors and into the office space, muttering I hate paperwork.

There's probably paperwork I need to fill out. Go to my desk and do that.

THINGS QUALT DID:
Fixed Benny up
Resuscitated and patched up Roald, preventing another employee of the week
Did not add to the fuckery of the situation
Understood Japanese

Spoiler: Qualt (click to show/hide)

Message from OMNITECH accounting:

650 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: これはジョジョのミームですか?


Edward gets up off the floor and returns to the barracks for a well unearned nap.

THINGS ED DID:
Absolutely nothing useful whatsoever.


Message from OMNITECH accounting:

500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Unconsciousness is rarely deserved, but often given.


Spoiler: Redshirt (click to show/hide)
Huh. That was over fast. He stretched, then wondered how he didn't die this time around. He always died on missions! Oh well.
Stuff Done:
Failed to remember the name of the form he needed to fill out.
Didn't die.


Message from OMNITECH accounting:

500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: How many lights do you see?



(if anyone hasn't posted to get their cash, post please)
« Last Edit: February 06, 2019, 01:07:11 pm by piecewise »
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Re: MOOK: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
« Reply #231 on: February 05, 2019, 10:22:46 pm »

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Re: MOOK: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
« Reply #232 on: February 05, 2019, 10:48:22 pm »

Spuds would like to get paid.

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There's also syvarris's character, Rezel.

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« Last Edit: February 06, 2019, 10:58:47 am by Devastator »
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Re: MOOK: Minutes without an accident: 0
« Reply #233 on: February 05, 2019, 10:48:42 pm »

((Sorry, late post))

Give the doggo a goodbye scritch behind the ears, remind them not to forget what a good boy/girl he or she is, then stand up, dust myself off and re-equip my resting bitch face before heading back to the barracks to do some before-bed yoga.
Make a detour to grab a nourishing, low-cal smoothie on the way if possible.


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Re: MOOK: All I want for Christmas...
« Reply #234 on: February 06, 2019, 02:22:14 am »

"Hey! One of you lawyer types wanna help me with a task? Janitorial is looking for a few good men, and that Monkey was a few good men. I need some requisition forms filled out.

Jon's gonna go put in a requisition for transfer of personnel. Requesting the transfer of one Anime Ape to Sanitation Department, to be assigned alongside Jon and Edd in our locale.

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Re: MOOK: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
« Reply #235 on: February 06, 2019, 02:35:55 am »

"Well. I am nothing if not fair and just. Here you go, as we agreed..." Pathos said as he handed 5 OMNIFUNDS to Jon.
"What do you say? Double or nothing we get 4 deaths on the next one."
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RETURN TO SENDER. REASON: APE TOO ANIME.
Quote from: Ozarck
Requesting the transfer of one Anime Ape to Sanitation Department.
Jon puts in a request for personnel transfer. Under the "Why" section he writes "Because it would be wicked sweet."

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Re: MOOK: All I want for Christmas...
« Reply #236 on: February 06, 2019, 03:44:54 am »


Wake up in the infirmary at some point down the line. Then probably start swearing.

« Last Edit: February 06, 2019, 08:07:12 am by TopHat »
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Re: MOOK: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
« Reply #237 on: February 06, 2019, 05:05:50 am »

Jon pockets the five OMNIFUNDS.

"Four, eh? Well, let's see. How many did we lose this time? There was that guy in the teleporter room, the dude on the computer, and I hear tell of at least one up in the crawlspace. Well, I'm feeling lucky. I say there are at least eight deaths, but only one or two from our group."

Jon waves vaguely in the direction of the housing area.

"Probably kill some eggheads or office workers or bystanders next time, don't you think? Oh. that eight deaths doesn't include zombies or alien invaders or industrial spies or what have you. No, if we're supposed to kill it, it doesn't count."

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Re: MOOK
« Reply #238 on: February 06, 2019, 10:39:24 am »

IA IA, MISSINGNO FTHAGN.

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Re: MOOK: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
« Reply #239 on: February 06, 2019, 12:15:26 pm »

"Hah! Come now. Surely you don't expect a man of my massive intellect to fall for that. A bet on minimum deaths and one that includes people outside our team no less? I'm not going to take that, not until I see the next incident. If things are already going horribly wrong, like a demonic invasion or something, then I'm almost certain to lose. Either we bet on a range of deaths or we bet on deaths of security team 9154 only."

((If this universe has -9 incidents, then it's probably smarter not to be the one betting on there being less than 8 deaths.))
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RETURN TO SENDER. REASON: APE TOO ANIME.
Quote from: Ozarck
Requesting the transfer of one Anime Ape to Sanitation Department.
Jon puts in a request for personnel transfer. Under the "Why" section he writes "Because it would be wicked sweet."
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