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Author Topic: MOOK: I ain't afraid of no ghost.  (Read 42803 times)

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Re: MOOK: All I want for Christmas...
« Reply #480 on: March 11, 2019, 04:44:55 pm »

A mix of caution and curiosity played out across Roald's face as he stared into - and smelled - the newly unsealed section of the labs.

"Hey, uh, Redshirt? Maybe we should wait for the others before going in here."
Pull out my sidearm, then nervously edge into Lab 3 and look around.
Perhaps unfortunately for him, curiosity won.
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Re: MOOK: Old Yeller and New Screamer.
« Reply #481 on: March 12, 2019, 09:00:09 pm »

Post tomorrow, ran out of time today.

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Re: MOOK: Days without an accident: 0
« Reply #482 on: March 12, 2019, 09:14:54 pm »


Spoiler: Redshirt (click to show/hide)


WE MUST GO DEEPER. IT CALLS TO US.
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Re: MOOK: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
« Reply #483 on: March 12, 2019, 09:59:27 pm »

Spoiler: HAZMAT Harry, HMRC (click to show/hide)

Let the little fight go on, check the murderous mutant's corpse with my scanner to figure out what's up with the thing, if possible.
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Re: MOOK: Old Yeller and New Screamer.
« Reply #484 on: March 13, 2019, 11:38:19 pm »

"Nah, they haven't cleared the other labs yet. Those guys just started chasing the first thing they found, which led them in here. On the bright side, that means you can just go and wait in the break room instead of this depressing place. Snacks?"

Offer information. Offer snacks.
EDIT: Also, escort him out of here before someone does anything stupid.


Bill nods "Ah so you came right to my aid before anything else eh? If either of us survive the next few minutes I shall have to give you a positive performance review. Though..." He cranes his head to look down the break room rapidly disgorging smoke, "I think I'll have to decline your beverage suggestions."

Pathos offers instead to bring him straight to the exit and he happily agrees. He follows Pathos out, carefully stepping over body parts as he goes. "Ah, that was Sam Wilkenson I think." he stoops down and begins rifling the upper half of a human body, eventually pulling a gold watch from the single remaining arm.  "We had a bet going about what the next major accident here would be."

"You won?" Pathos guesses, pointing at the watch.

"Hm? Oh no, lost completely. But a corpse doesn't need a watch, now does it?" He carefully affixes the watch to his own wrist. "They can't read analog displays after all."

Pathos takes him the rest of the way to the door only to find it barred by someone else's credentials.


Spoiler: medic n°2 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: SPOILED FOR GIRTH (click to show/hide)

False Alarm Clem is still alive still I will take his containment pods and null rod also pass Clem gun to Yagyu d'Aubigny that wanted it.

Open a medical Kit to help in saving Jengo life

[7,6]
A sewn lung, a patched pneumothorax, a squeeze of the spleen and a small vial of concentrated artificial blood and Jengo is about as fixed as he can be. Steve rubs the blood off on his on his jumpsuit and nods approvingly.




Now that I have scanned a sample of the dogmonster, wave the scanner around to try and see if there are any traces in the air of other monsters that have a similar but distinct scanner signature. Walk around the general area we already secured for this scan.

In case scan turns up negative, check if any goodies at all remained in lab one.


Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)
The scanner seems far too overwhelmed with the scissor head and its...fumes...to get anything more from around here.
[1][4v1]
Yagyu, thus free from scanning, wanders over to the  debris and starts digging. Moments later there is a terrific bang and spray of sparks and electricity as an apparently loose and damaged high voltage cable connects with some metal and unloads itself most vigorously. Luckily Yagyu's isolated suit protects him completely and he gets away with nothing more than a rather girly shriek and bruised pride.
 

Okay I like how you've made Clem not dead yet but oh wait no I fucking hate it please make up your fucking mind already because nobody is making any effort to make Clem be alive and I'd like to be able to play the fucking game again.

Spoiler: ER (click to show/hide)
I, as the humble narrator, would suggest that you harass the others, particularly the one who locked that door out of this place. If you could only be dragged to an infirmary this might all be fixed.

Spoiler:  Kerberos (click to show/hide)

"Oh yeah. Good point."

Kerberos is gonna to aim his rifle directly at Jengo head, and unload his entire magazine into him.
"He's stable, but he's not going anywhere. His equipment would be better used by me, I'm not sitting in a pool of my own blood."

"Oh yeah. Good point."

Kerberos is gonna to aim his rifle directly at Jengo head, and unload his entire magazine into him.
The hell do you think you're doing? You're NOT going to kill my patient!

Don't shoot him, tackle him instead.
Spoiler: Heather Reid (click to show/hide)
"You numbskulls should stay the fuck away from each other.  Don't be such fucking dumbasses."

If possible, get Kerberos shocked before he executes Jengo.  If anyone else is going to try a summary execution, or to loot the not-dead, use force to disarm people or prevent that from occuring.  Yes, that includes pulling Heather Reed off the body, or if necessary, whacking her or someone else with my baton.

"For fucks sake, if he lives he needs his stuff.  Don't be an asshole."

Spoiler: Spuds (click to show/hide)
Incinerate, in order of priority: Teammate corpses and almost corpses, other corpses, bloodsoaked items, large to small. Then mop up all the blood. Be sure to stack ash cubes in the box stacking area. If I finish these tasks in lab 1, move out to the anteroom and repeat this process.

"You guys aren't gonna use that torso anymore, right?"

Spoiler: Gambling Hall (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
"Alright Mr shoot yourself, get up and lead the charge then."

"G-gimme a minute... Just... Resting..."

Wow. Teach me to get injured in a pool of effin piranhas.

"Yeah, Heather! I'd rather be alive and broke than dead and also broke!"
[1v5,1,4v6]
Kerberos points his gun at Jengo but before he can do anything that breaks the OMNI code of employee interpersonal conduct Heather sweeps  his legs out of under him and tackles him to the ground, shouting something about the "Hypocrites Oath" or something along those lines. Spuds runs in a moment later and unceremoniously lurches into the dog pile, adding his flailing limbs to the mix.  As this is going on Jon stealthily sneaks up towards Jengo, dragging his incinerator behind him and grinning in a way most cruel. The Janitor grabs the injured man and attempts to drag him into the incinerator but Jengo, newly tended, slaps and kicks and struggles, eventually putting a boot straight into Jon's face amid cries of protest.

"I'm not dead!"

"You will be soon, you're very injured!" Jon says, trying to put Jengo in the patented (and copyrighted) "Garbageman Garotte" choke-hold.

"I'm getting better!"  Jengo says, pushing his hands into Jon's face and accidentally putting a finger up his nose.

"Why hello there. I'll just be taking that."

Store the arm somewhere on my body then go up to Kerberos and Reid

"Now what do we have here?"

Spoiler:  Jack Hansan (click to show/hide)
Jack stores the arm away and then walks over to the wriggling mass that includes Kerberos.

"This looks extremely stupid."
[4]
He pokes at the pile with his boot.

"Hey uh...whatcha up to? Is this that orgy I keep hearing about? Because I think you're doing it wrong. Also one guy, one girl is romance. Two guys one girl is teamwork. Three guys one girl is a logistics problem. "

"Not the coffee machine! Nooooooooo!
Run to a somewhat safe distance away from the fire. Then see about hacking a cieling sprinkler or two to put out the fire.

[6]
Ed runs out of the break room and immediately plugs his computing cube into the nearest wall socket. He scrolls through the available suppression methods in the break room. He's rather impatient however so he just hits the first one that is labeled as "Fire retardant".  This turns out to be "Fast setting resin infusion".  Nozzles extend from the walls and begin pumping out a constant flow of red resin. It begins to fill the room and harden, though a good bit of it flows out into the hall.

Murphy crosses his arms as he looks to the coffee machine with a mix of surprise and horror before looking to the others in the room
"Alright, who am I giving a talking to about inappropriate and appropriate use of company propery and beverage preparation and consumption devices?"

Find something to shove the coffee machine into a sink, or failing to find something, just poke it with the barrel of the OMNITECH™ Guass Mini canon.
[3]
Murphy runs out of the breakroom, only lightly coated in resin, chunks of it crumbling off his jumpsuit and sticking to his hair.



Spoiler: HAZMAT Harry, HMRC (click to show/hide)

Let the little fight go on, check the murderous mutant's corpse with my scanner to figure out what's up with the thing, if possible.

Harry starts poking the critter with his scanner but Yagyu, still smoldering slightly, helpfully tells him that it is a Scissor head, it is a demon, it comes from H.E.L.L. and it isn't very friendly.

Join Jon in further cleaning up Lab 1. Since he's starting with corpses, start with the other filthyness instead.

Spoiler: Eddrick, Sanitation (click to show/hide)
Edd carefully edges around the still sparking and smoldering rubble and instead busies himself sopping up some...well he doesn't know the name of it but its that green goo they were holding all the limbs and organs and stuff in.  Limb goo. He'll call it limb goo.

Walk towards lab 1, enter just in time to see multiple assholes squabbling over looting one of my fellow security members who was Heroically Wounded in Action.  Upon seeing one of said assholes aim a gun at another and pull the trigger, take cover and shoot said asshole until said asshole is incapable of aiming at allies.

Yes, I'm aware his gun is empty.  Aiming and pretend firing an empty gun at a person is a horrible horrible violation of proper gun handling, and so he deserves a demonstration of competent gun handling.


Spoiler: Scared Security (click to show/hide)
Rezel, coming from all the way over by lab 3, comes upon the situation rather late, but is still in time to see Jon trying to wrestle Jengo into the incinerator.
[3]
[6][1v1]
Rezel holsters his rifle, pulls out his baton, walks over to Jon, and proceeds to beat on him with extreme enthusiasm but little  in the way of effective force. Still, poorly aimed as the blows are, a truncheon upside the head is enough to distract even Jon's janitorial zeal.

 
”Hey guys, sharing is caring and all that.”
Ask the Science Guy what the situation in lab 3 is.
Give Bob my security baton and proceed to lab 3. I’ll stay with those other two guys (Redshirt and Rezel I think?) and go where they go. Shoot anything that tries to eat them.

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"The situation is Fubar, as I believe you delightful murderous types say. But its not my department, so I know very little of substance other than that its packed to bursting with demons and men with unnatural attraction to tentacles. Good luck!" Bill says as he disappears round the corner with a wave.

Lance throws his baton to Bob -whomever that is, I've rather lost track in the midst of all this excitement- and then hurries off to join up with the cluster of brave young people and people like objects currently thrusting themselves into the maw of lab 03.


Spoiler: Redshirt (click to show/hide)


WE MUST GO DEEPER. IT CALLS TO US.
A mix of caution and curiosity played out across Roald's face as he stared into - and smelled - the newly unsealed section of the labs.

"Hey, uh, Redshirt? Maybe we should wait for the others before going in here."
Pull out my sidearm, then nervously edge into Lab 3 and look around.
Perhaps unfortunately for him, curiosity won.
"Redshirt you better give that keycard back or I'm gonna beat your ass."
Chase Redshirt to Lab 3 and take the red keycard back, if he doesn't give it back willingly smack him with my baton.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

And now dear reader, a brief lesson in foreshadowing.  Cast your mind back to those halcyon days when noble Benny picked up a sublab 3 expense report with the words "-ical contamination quarantine auto-can-" on it.  And now forward to the FoF trackers, and the good Pathos' words "Its a FoF marker. Probably for a set of Quarantine turrets." Yes, perhaps you begin to see the pattern. Now very near, remember the sounds as the lab 3 door opened. "faint mechanical noise, like servos moving"

Yes.

And our security team is very brave. So very brave in fact that not one of them has an FoF marker on them. Very brave indeed.  Ah but the noble Benny, he has a communicator and Pathos was so good as to send out that program that could turn them into FoF markers. But did he ever turn it on? Not that I saw. Perhaps while I wasn't looking...
[5]
Oh he did! Wonderful. That should make this next part slightly less depressing.

The auto-cannons are up above the first door you see, recessed in little armored holes so that they can happily shred anything that gets through the second door and is likely to escape if not rendered anatomically dissociated.  So as our very brave security men walk in and head for that far door, they don't notice them until it is far too late.
Lance[3v1]
Redshirt [2v6]
Roald [2v8]
Benny [6v2]

The two auto-cannons spin up to speed within the span of about 1.2 seconds and the whirrrrrr of their rotating barrels is drowned out by carefully calibrated bursts of high caliber rounds.  Lance, through sheer luck, takes a burst of 8 rounds to the back in just such a way that they mostly glance off him and send him sprawling to the ground, shaken but uninjured.  Redshirt takes a burst straight in the gap between his back plate and buttplate and it bursts his intestines out of him like a slaughterhouse party popper.  Roald, who is near the back, take the burst at a sharp angle and the rounds punch straight down through the back of his head and out somewhere around his belly button, killing him before he can even comprehend whats happening.  And though he is not targeted by the guns, Benny does have to contend with the ricochets. Luckily what few there are glance off his suit so harmlessly he hardly notices them.

The cannons cease firing  after these initial attacks but they are still moving, the soft whir of servos as they track back and forth between potential targets.

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Re: MOOK: An increasingly large pile of viscera
« Reply #485 on: March 13, 2019, 11:50:17 pm »

"Well, that sounded like auto-turrets."

"So.. everyone done with trying to murder each other for not being dead?"
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Re: MOOK: An increasingly large pile of viscera
« Reply #486 on: March 14, 2019, 12:34:28 am »

"Ha! I knew it." Pathos exclaimed in response to the sound of the sweet music of the auto turrets.
"I bet on four deaths, you see." Pathos explained with a conspiratorial tone.
"Anyway, let me get that door for you before one of them reaches the inner lab 3 door."

Spoof my ID so that I appear to have the right credentials to open the door and let the good doctor leave this place.

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Re: MOOK: An increasingly large pile of viscera
« Reply #487 on: March 14, 2019, 12:35:46 am »

Don’t. Move.
“I guess that’s why they say ‘teamwork makes the dream work’”
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Re: MOOK: An increasingly large pile of viscera
« Reply #488 on: March 14, 2019, 12:55:37 am »

Spoiler: Punished Jengo (click to show/hide)

"Thank you Steve! My buddy! My ally! My friend. I owe you one. But not one that puts me in debt or something like that crazy lady wanted to do."

Untangle myself from overzealous incinerator man (with as many firm but steady shoves as needed!) and distance myself from any dirty gun grabbing teammates with greedy glints in their eyes. If I can stand, do it.
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« Reply #489 on: March 14, 2019, 12:56:27 am »

Leave lab 1, back to the entry chamber.  Let the wounded evacuate, but dearly remind everyone to use the decontamination stuff first.

At that point, outta my hands.

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« Reply #490 on: March 14, 2019, 01:05:44 am »

"Okay, okay! We in Sanitation have a code of conduct: If it's too much work, let someone else do it. Get off me, I have snacks to -
Jon glances toward the break room, his grin faltering slightly.
"Really? Aw, come on, man. Wh- who did that? Why?"

Disengage from the dog pile and mope off. Halfheartedly rifle through the remains of the Lab 1 desks for snacks, then head toward Lab 2 to do the same.

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« Reply #491 on: March 14, 2019, 04:38:10 am »

"Thank you Lance! You best man. No worry, I keep baton safe."
Try to make a necklace with the Scissor Head scale, then go to lab 3 and start cleaning. If I see any sign of the thing which made the mess, run away very fast.
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Re: MOOK: An increasingly large pile of viscera
« Reply #492 on: March 14, 2019, 04:47:55 am »

"Gah! What is this?! My hair."
Sit down in a corner and ppick the resin out of hair
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Re: MOOK: An increasingly large pile of viscera
« Reply #493 on: March 14, 2019, 07:14:49 am »

"Hey lance I got something for you."
Turn on the second Universal Communicator I have and load the FoF program on it then give it to Lance, then take my red keycard back from Redshirt's body, and hit Redshirt with my baton if he tries anything.
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Re: MOOK
« Reply #494 on: March 14, 2019, 08:53:17 am »


Spoiler: medic n°2 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: SPOILED FOR GIRTH (click to show/hide)

Remind everyone to not use the decontamination stuff because is faulty and almost killed Clem.
Then try to drag Clem into the infirmary again, Let someone else drag Jengo If they want to.

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