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Tomasque

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Everybody Is John [ISG]
« on: December 16, 2019, 03:30:01 am »



John, a deeply troubled man, has just come to consciousness. His body is his own, but his mind is not: everything he does is controlled by the insidious voices in his head. They have caused him much grief in the past, but where has he ended up now? John cannot remember - but the voices can.

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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2019, 03:37:09 am »

John has just woken up in the middle of a MEGA MALL, a short while before the beginning of the dreaded BLACK FRIDAY.
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2019, 03:47:28 am »

John has just woken up in the middle of a MEGA MALL, a short while before the beginning of the dreaded BLACK FRIDAY.

+1 We're going to buy that combo VCR / washing machine we've always needed.
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2019, 10:12:39 am »

John wonders if this is actually an Everybody Is John or whether it's just based on the game. If the former, he feels a particular voice trying to hog the seat.
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2019, 10:46:41 pm »

>Become the voice that does (in theory) nothing but screech a fucking lot. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2019, 07:53:59 pm »

John has just woken up in the middle of a MEGA MALL, a short while before the beginning of the dreaded BLACK FRIDAY.

+1 We're going to buy that combo VCR / washing machine we've always needed.



That's right, John remembers now. It all happened so quickly - the long line, the security guards turning their back, and the skillful bypassing of a locked door. Now he's inside, ready to get that VCR / washing machine the voices have always wanted.

He looks around - this isn't right. There's no washing machines on that shelf, much less a bulky VCR. It's completely full of dog food / cruelty-free beauty product combos! Oh goodness, he's not even in the electronics section!

This place is a maze - what ever will he do now?

John wonders if this is actually an Everybody Is John or whether it's just based on the game. If the former, he feels a particular voice trying to hog the seat.

No voice needs to hog the seat, because they will all be listened to.

To satisfy the seat-hogging urge he feels, John makes a mental note to grab any sofas he happens to see along the way.

>Become the voice that does (in theory) nothing but screech a fucking lot. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There are many of those. You join their heavenly choir.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2019, 10:59:48 pm by Tomasque »
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2019, 08:03:07 pm »

Taste test the Beef Jerky Dog Treats like you always wanted to.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2019, 08:09:54 pm »

Taste test the Beef Jerky Dog Treats like you always wanted to.

REE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! +1ing the quoted message REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEE!
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2019, 08:15:11 pm »

Share your many, many animal facts, with anyone who listens. In fact, even share them with the people who don't!
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2019, 03:03:52 am »

Sense we're in the pet area of the store we need to release all the rats and mice from their cages.
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2019, 03:16:01 am »

Taste test the Beef Jerky Dog Treats like you always wanted to.

REE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! +1ing the quoted message REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2019, 09:03:37 am »

Grab a bucket and start combining beauty products
they call me the mixologist...
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2019, 04:08:21 am »

Sense we're in the pet area of the store we need to release all the rats and mice from their cages.
Great idea! Mice give the best hugs!
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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2019, 10:09:47 pm »

Once done with everything else follow the mice to the next section of the store.  They will lead the way.

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Re: Everybody Is John [ISG]
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2020, 07:26:43 pm »

After releasing the mice, release the snakes too
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