Why be dwarveses sleeping in dorms? HIC. It's not right. So, toild Unib to dig new bedrooms for all.
Wait, why does the majoyr need a decent fuckin' HIC whatever when this place exists? It's got a fucking godl dogl
GOLD statue of HIC dwarves for fucks sake? Who owns this? What do you mean some useless stonecutter? What's his HIC
name? Tell me his-
Welp. Okay, fuck it then. Guess you're in luck, Archibald. Can't have the mayor in rags when the CORPSEWELL KID HIMSELF gets ffffffuckin' this shit. HIC.
Unib! Dig the mayor a fucking mansion and make sure it's better than Khalari's. With HIC blackjack and hookers!
Traders. HIC. Not really in the mood guys. Just... fucking buy all the iron and meat and leather, opkay Archibald? that should be enough. Order iron and iron ore for next year or HIC whatever, okay?
And migrants, too. Seven in total, plus one kid. All exceedingly useless except the mechanic.
They want... bracelets, anvils and cloth.
Archibald thinks I care that she was embarrassed to conduct an official meeting in the HIC fuckin' dining hall. Take it up with Unibif I'm not excavating your shitty quarters fast enough, okay?
Alright HIC, that's the trading do HIC- FUCK THESE HICCUPS! I'm going to go get a drink to try and make them stop.
Some kiiiiidddd made fuckj ring. ficking rung us,less.
ITS A BEAR We're gonna fuckin' DIEEE COS BEARS ARE CRAZY!!
All soldierpeoples BEAR MURDER NOW PLEASE!
SQ GIRL COW PLEASE STOP TRYING TO PUNCH A BEAR TO DEATH WHERE IS YOUR AXE WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE AN AXE?!
I AM NOT SOBER ENOUGH FOR THIS AND EVERYONE WILL BLAME MEEEEEEE WHEN YOU.... YOU... you are actually doing pretty good?
Okay, fine then. Yeah. YEAH! PUMMEL THAT BEAR, SQ! Give it the ol' one two!
Yeah! BITE IT'S MOUTH OFF!
... hurgh. HURGH. No. Nope. I'm okay. I'm not gonna puke. Don't puke don't puke don't puke-
Bllleeaaaarrrrgh!!!
Urgh.
SQ is still pummeling it. Nobody else has reached it yet. I think this might be less self-defense and more just animal cruelty at this point? Fuck.
Oh. It got a bite in. That's self defense then, so it's morally acceptable.
Oh, here's Medtob and Onget. They also don't have weapons, so things are going to get worse before they get better.
Oh. Oh, they tore off it's nose. Excuse me, I- Bllleeaaaarrrrgh!!!
Do none of our military have weapons?
... oh thank god, the Militia Commander Cerol is here. He's got a copper short sword.
Thank you, Cerol. Now, I just need to go compose myself
[retching noises] HIC. AND MY FUCKING HICCUPS ARE BACK! [more retching noises]