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Author Topic: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!  (Read 31166 times)

methylatedspirit

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #195 on: March 11, 2019, 12:05:02 am »

Find a good place to land. If found, attempt to land.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #196 on: March 11, 2019, 12:11:37 am »

The Dwarfs are tough to find apparently.
See about my reinforcements and keep looking for Dwarfs to help in this fight.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #197 on: March 11, 2019, 01:13:27 am »

My fast digging proves I am a mole, call my mole friends to attack the dragon
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

CABL

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #198 on: March 11, 2019, 09:03:03 am »

Spread the fire via magic, hopefully covering the whole arena in fire.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #199 on: March 11, 2019, 09:30:48 am »

Eat dead kobolds and humans until I grow into a bigger kobold.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #200 on: March 11, 2019, 03:57:44 pm »

Ugh. Just feed the kobold souls to my Pink Dragon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #201 on: March 12, 2019, 04:02:18 pm »

Quote from: Pink Dragon
Now I'll annihilate all the intruders with a Super Fire Breath attack!

Roll 1: You breathe fire, but only hit the intruders who were trying to help you!

Alright, try and fuse again into the Rainbow Chimera.

Roll 6: Okay, I guess you are a Rainbow Chimera now. Not the rainbow chimera, but a chimera that is rainbow. (The GM couldn't find your reference with a quick google search and certainly isn't spending more than 5 minutes trying)

Point that gold is an easily malleable golem and  thus a bad choice of material for a golem. Proceed to tear it apart with my tiny wax arms.

Roll 3: You point out that gold is not a very solid material to make a golem out of, and this is true. However it turns out that wax is also pretty easily malleable and you only cause 6 damage.

Shit armor is better than none.

>Open the treasure box and try to find something important, like a bloodthirsting katana with a blue blade, which is what I raided the dungeon for. If I find said sword, leave the dungeon as that's all I'll need for it.

Roll 2: You open the treasure box... And its EMPTY! What kind of third rate dungeon is this? There is a door to the east and west.

"What do you mean 'ArE yOu SuRe ThIs Is WiSe'?" I mock the GM, totally not testing fate. "My rejuvenation flame should sustain me through the effects of the radiation and burn away cancerous growths! I sacrificed like seven humans for this!"

Extract a large quantity of uranium and go about acquiring an enrichment chamber.

Roll 2: Unfortunately, you don't have any equipment for mining; let alone uranium enrichment.

Finish my opponent with second charge

In Pink Dragon holy name

Roll 6: I do not know what you mean by "my opponent". Because this was unclear and you got a good roll, the Pink Dragon's failed attack didn't hit you.

Find a good place to land. If found, attempt to land.

Roll 3: You find a spot to land, but stub your toe in doing so.

The Dwarfs are tough to find apparently.
See about my reinforcements and keep looking for Dwarfs to help in this fight.

Roll 5: A group of five dwarven salarymen come to assist you!

My fast digging proves I am a mole, call my mole friends to attack the dragon

Roll 1: Apparantly your fast digging proves that you are a mole. Some moles show up to arrest you, mistaking for you for a wanted mole criminal!

Spread the fire via magic, hopefully covering the whole arena in fire.

Roll 5: You expand the fire a fair amount. What are you going to do with it?

Eat dead kobolds and humans until I grow into a bigger kobold.

Roll 1: The dead kobolds and humans have gone bad, and you start to feel sick!

Ugh. Just feed the kobold souls to my Pink Dragon.

Roll 3: You try feeding some kobold souls to your baby Pink Dragon. It doesn't seem to like kobold souls very much.

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #202 on: March 12, 2019, 04:12:59 pm »

Consume the fire around to evolve
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #203 on: March 12, 2019, 05:23:55 pm »

I admit all the crimes they accuse me for but claim that I was forced to by the pink dragon
"Yes your honour, I did kill a puppy of an orphan Infront of his face and then strungeld him to death with it's Intestines, but I had no choice, the Dragon said that if I won't he will burn my entire family"
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #204 on: March 12, 2019, 06:06:29 pm »

Breath fire at the dragon, Phoenix fire, not dragon fire, then bite it's eye.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #205 on: March 12, 2019, 07:27:28 pm »

>Check both doors by opening them. Go through the one that doesn't lead outside.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #206 on: March 12, 2019, 11:03:18 pm »

Slay closest enemy of pink dragon near me with FURIOUS CAVALRY CHARGE
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #207 on: March 13, 2019, 01:59:07 am »

Run back to the dragon fight, grab a bunch of the dead bodies lying around, and sacrifice them in another ritual to obtain a large mining rig with a built in isotope enricher. Then take that back to the uranium and set to work extracting it.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #208 on: March 13, 2019, 05:05:00 am »

Go find a kobold that's alone then kill it and eat it.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

CABL

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #209 on: March 13, 2019, 03:26:48 pm »

Keep spreading and strengthening the fire until it covers the whole arena.
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Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.
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