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Author Topic: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!  (Read 31177 times)

methylatedspirit

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #150 on: March 03, 2019, 05:10:22 pm »

Heal self, somehow.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #151 on: March 03, 2019, 07:33:28 pm »

Alright. Now for the next step.

>Using my evilite sword, go raid a dungeon in hopes of finding a bloodthirsting katana with a blue blade. This will be important later on.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #152 on: March 03, 2019, 08:42:32 pm »

Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. I can into space? Yesssss.... Somehow manage to punt myself into a stable orbit, and also hopefully not die almost immediately of asphyxiation or freezing to death. Prepare to use myself as a projectile to smack into those pesky humans attacking the dragon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #153 on: March 04, 2019, 03:08:35 am »

Unleash fireball barrage at the kobolds.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #154 on: March 04, 2019, 07:51:13 am »

Go get one of the fainted Kobolds, then combine with it to heal my self.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #155 on: March 04, 2019, 08:34:07 am »

await revival by cleric.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #156 on: March 05, 2019, 03:13:24 pm »

Quote from: Pink Dragon
I'll conjure a gold golem to destroy anyone who tries to steal from me.

Roll 6: You conjure a Super Gold Golem!

Quote from: Muscle Wizard
I steal the Golden Barbell from the Dragon's Hoard!

Roll 2: You cannot find this particular item in the massive pile of treasure!

Respawn as a giant white tiger, bite the dragon's throat.

Roll 6: Okay, I guess you are a Giant White Tiger now. You bite the dragon to inflict 40 damage!

Start a dragon cult that worships me as the Supreme Being. Spread the cult to the far corners of the world.

Roll 2: You try to start a dragon cult, but nobody seems interested. Not even the stupid kobolds!

((Well, the idea was that I'm the Purple Dragon, with no relation to the man who Stopped and Dropped by Rolling a 1.))
Aww, what, no breath weapon? Weak. Wait, who the heck's my parent?
Probably that big pink one over there!
Snuggle up to the Pink Dragon.

Roll 4: You go and snuggle up to the Pink Dragon. It didn't make the connection between you and the guy who broke the egg yet it seems.

consume the kobolds life-force. The pokedex says I can do it.

Roll 2: Everyone knows that pokedex entries aren't literal. Who even makes that crap up anyway?

Choke the fire on me by having all the fire around take all the oxygen, ignore the obvious consequences of that.

Roll 2: Well the good news is that you failed to get rid of all the oxygen around you. The fire isn't nearly big enough to completely take all the air. You are starting to burn up now.

Heal self, somehow.

Roll 5: Um... I guess you use your time bullet to undo the worst of your injuries? Lets go with that.

Alright. Now for the next step.

>Using my evilite sword, go raid a dungeon in hopes of finding a bloodthirsting katana with a blue blade. This will be important later on.

Roll 4: You find a dungeon. It has four floors and you are now on floor one. Before you is some kind of a sliding block puzzle.

Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. I can into space? Yesssss.... Somehow manage to punt myself into a stable orbit, and also hopefully not die almost immediately of asphyxiation or freezing to death. Prepare to use myself as a projectile to smack into those pesky humans attacking the dragon.

Roll 6: This is a stupid idea and your s- wait. You rolled a six. Okay... you punt yourself up into space. Now what?

Unleash fireball barrage at the kobolds.

Roll 3: You unleash a barrage of fireballs at the kobolds. They aren't very powerful but they don't need to be for kobolds. The kobold population is reduced by 3.

Go get one of the fainted Kobolds, then combine with it to heal my self.

Roll 3: I guess you sort of start eating one of them. You slightly heal. The kobold wakes up and starts screaming its head off.

await revival by cleric.

Roll 2: The cleric is just sort of fiddling with their inventory right now.


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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #157 on: March 05, 2019, 04:06:50 pm »

I dig below the dragon and choke the flames
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #158 on: March 05, 2019, 04:11:22 pm »

point out that in the animé, manga and pokken game litwicks and their evolutions can steal enemies life-force.
Then eat the kobolds to evolve.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #159 on: March 05, 2019, 04:12:53 pm »

Summon a Giant Eastern Green Dragon to help me, then double team the Pink Dragon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #160 on: March 06, 2019, 06:31:42 am »

>Cast Puzzleus Deletus on the puzzle. If that doesn't work, try to solve it.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #161 on: March 06, 2019, 06:38:34 am »

Use screwdriver magic to fix self.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #162 on: March 06, 2019, 06:45:19 am »

offer to help sort the cleric’s inventory in exchange for a revive.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #163 on: March 06, 2019, 07:50:38 am »

Keep eating the kobold, then eat other kobolds until I turn into a kobold.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #164 on: March 06, 2019, 09:33:24 am »

Breathe a flame hot enough to melt the gold golem.
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