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Bohemian Jones

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Dwarven dwarf launcher
« on: March 20, 2019, 02:36:12 pm »

Do you perhaps dislike migration waves?   
Are you annoyed to have your precious minced dwarven wine eaten and the sunberry alcohol drinken, by a bunch of freeloaders who pretend to be important?
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In any case, I am proud to present The Dwarven dwarf launcher, it's more of a Cart-action rifle,
let me explain how to make it, I think you could replicate it kind of in Fort mode, not sure.

I used the pyramid from The arena as a "rolling chamber", but you could use any space really, as long as you can make the track repeat itself.
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Put down a roller, if you can power it, good.
If you can't, dfhack got you.
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Use dfhack to set the speed of the roller to something ridiculous.
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If you want a vomit orium, you could stop right here, if you want to kill dwarves with it, and from it.
Move on.

Put a fortification in a place, where flying dwarves anything will fly out from.
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And finally a wall, so "anything" can't dodge out of the way.
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To "power" it on, just set a minecart on the roller and if you can't see the cart anymore, it's On.
Now load up some scum of the fort into the designated area.
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and shoot those pesky nobles/elves/angry dwarves/clowns/Anything.

Have fun.
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methylatedspirit

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Re: Dwarven dwarf launcher
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2019, 05:19:38 pm »

Also known as the Dwarven Stress Machine, at least if you don't atomsmash their corpses.
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Bohemian Jones

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Re: Dwarven dwarf launcher
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2019, 11:17:47 pm »

Oh totally, I'll try sometime setting up a river/aquifer disposal system, sounds like a good exercise in fun.

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If the high-velocity collision with the wall doesn't end you, the rushing waters of the drownage will.
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