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Author Topic: Roll to Cute  (Read 1960 times)

ziizo

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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2019, 11:16:33 am »

abandon the Brain Freeze flavored ice-cream and search forma fish.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2019, 12:41:20 pm »

*static*
###: 7/10 (4=+1)
*static*

Second best is still pretty good.
Hint at a secret, dark undertone to the show... But it's still too adorable for people to be too concerned about it yet!
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roseheart

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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2019, 02:50:28 pm »

Transform into Sphere Kuriboh.
>Split into a million bodies, dominate all Asia.
Mourn my master by laying at his cold feet.
Go outside and survive on my own.

abandon the Brain Freeze flavored ice-cream and search forma fish.
*static*
###: 7/10 (4=+1)
*static*

Second best is still pretty good.
Hint at a secret, dark undertone to the show... But it's still too adorable for people to be too concerned about it yet!


1 - Somewhere in a small Mongolian oddities shop, the cleaning maid accidentally mistakes a display for a pile of trash(but was it a mistake though?), and throws it out. The garbage man empties the trash into the back of their truck. Where the lizard trash bag lands next to a muddy fur hat. The hat is literally falling apart with hair everywhere...
The driver is a hideous figure... with burns and scars on their face, a very guilty looking cat sits in the passenger seat. As they sit in traffic, there is a portable dvd player mounted with season 3 of some magical girl anime. The driver enjoys it, but feels a little creeped out by it for some reason. Horns honk, and the traffic is really stuck. The driver pulls out a pad of paper, they feel oddly compelled to write a fan story about the anime. A half hour later they are thinking it is pretty good! They should send it in to the studio or something. It just so happens it's just the script they've been... waiting for. A prophecy one could say, the final ingredient. The subliminal "commandments" that must spawn from the chosen thrall...
The garbage truck gets out of the city and is on the way to a dump. They see a bunch of kids laughing and eating icecream. Life is good. WHAT A DRONE BEAR!?!?!?

The truck swerves off the roadside. Drone bear is plastered to the windshield. The dump is 200 feet below. 150 feet. 100 feet. 50 feet...

Cat is gripped to driver's face.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2019, 02:57:07 pm by roseheart »
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2019, 03:46:23 pm »

I don't know what just happened. But you know what?
###: 11/10 (Confusion=Max+1)
Time to break out the full dark twist! We slaughter the whole crew, save for Yukia (the Main Girl, if you remember), who becomes the Dark Prince's slave... But you know, he's not actually a bad guy, he's just trying to make a world where the monsters of the dark can live in peace! The new arc follows the Dark Prince, and how Yukia slowly finds herself falling in love with the demon.
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ziizo

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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2019, 04:06:27 pm »

Jump out of the falling truck and land into the collection of pillows and other soft things
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2019, 08:19:05 pm »

'Sudden Plot happened'. Use my ability to make everyone's rolls 6s this turn.

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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2019, 10:02:02 pm »

Eat the driver's toes
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2019, 10:37:20 pm »

SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2019, 12:23:34 am »

Slow Loris of Suicide: look through the crash site for something to eat.

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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2019, 06:16:10 am »

Eat the family I live with.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2019, 08:23:18 am »

SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME


Have fun spawning as nothing.
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roseheart

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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2019, 08:57:23 am »

SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME


Have fun spawning as nothing.
True.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2019, 10:26:30 am »

Keep holding onto the driver's face.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2019, 02:00:57 pm »

SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME


Have fun spawning as nothing.
True.

Well, OP just admitted he has no significant other. Also sigging.
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roseheart

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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2019, 05:14:33 pm »

I don't know what just happened. But you know what?
###: 11/10 (Confusion=Max+1)
Time to break out the full dark twist! We slaughter the whole crew, save for Yukia (the Main Girl, if you remember), who becomes the Dark Prince's slave... But you know, he's not actually a bad guy, he's just trying to make a world where the monsters of the dark can live in peace! The new arc follows the Dark Prince, and how Yukia slowly finds herself falling in love with the demon.
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Jump out of the falling truck and land into the collection of pillows and other soft things
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'Sudden Plot happened'. Use my ability to make everyone's rolls 6s this turn.
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Eat the driver's toes
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SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME

5 - wtf, first five, really?

Keep holding onto the driver's face.
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You people are rescued by ****ing Wonder Woman.

The new episode is having the desired sinister subconscious effect, but it won't matter if the studio doesn't get the script flying around in front of a garbage truck currently plummeting to certain doom!
Charlie the pyro drone bear is now plastered to the very front of the vehicle. The trash bag and fur hat are haplessly bouncing around in the back.
But then, like magic, the truck stops. Floating, in the air.

It slowly is set down in the dump driveway. Someone opens the door, "Are you okay?" a woman in dirty light blue overall and baseball cap asked the obstructed driver, whom stumbles out of the driver seat. Charlie looks up and makes a surprises bear cub sound, and the furry object reveals itself to be a cat and fleas from the tiny beast. The man coughs, "what happened?" he asks. "I caught you." He looks up "You're.." she quickly turns and points to a lifting electromagnet.

Eat the family I live with.


2 - The woman, seeing as the driver is fine, walks away, she has a... gold lasso, leash around a very strange looking dog.

Slow Loris of Suicide: look through the crash site for something to eat.

4 - Having survived the dump truck crash you pop your head out of the miscellaneous trash and crawl over and into a purse with grapes in it. It is picked up by the woman walking her dog. Feeling the weight she looks inside, "awe, hellooo!".
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