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Author Topic: Minimalism and Milk 3  (Read 126071 times)

Imic

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #450 on: June 12, 2019, 04:42:52 am »

This is... all... a big misunderstanding. Um. You see, I only needed the... Timey wimey thing to... save the Universe, since it’s about to be eaten by giant furry horn rats. Yeah. And I was going to... Uh... Read books on how to stop them, by dematerializing, and I, uh, thought that would leave me kind-of safe from... Universe devour-y things... and you, in my, uh, time machine. I... I was going to return it, like. I wasn’t just going to... run off with your tardis, no... I was going to uh... Go to Gallifrey! Yeah! To get a... Worse... Or better... Tardis... Thing... Like I said, it’s all a biiig misunderstanding, so if you could just drop me off at Gallifrey, I’ll just bugger off and I’ll make it up to you for the bear traps. And you cna take the remote controls for yer thing.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #451 on: June 12, 2019, 08:27:10 am »

Try to strangle one of the goat men with my tentacle, if they have blood, drain it to make a second tentacle and continue strangling until its dead
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #452 on: June 12, 2019, 08:31:44 am »

"Don't worry I'll save you!"
Start shooting the mutants with my gun while I go to get other Dr. Bob, then drag him into our house.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #453 on: June 12, 2019, 09:05:48 am »

((I HAD A BIT OF A SPATCHKA THERE. APPY POLLY LOGGIES. AM I ALIVE? NOBODY MANAGED TO OOBIVAT ME NOW, DID THEY?))   

(You're still alive. Like Sprinkled Chariot said, you're well hidden in the maintenance zone.)
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #454 on: June 12, 2019, 09:35:08 am »

Go scream at the eldritch abominations from the eldritch plane. Explain that I am also an eldritch abomination like them, and that the Seven are ancient eldritch goat demons. Aren't we all on the same side here?
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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #455 on: June 12, 2019, 09:44:15 am »

Go scream at the eldritch abominations from the eldritch plane. Explain that I am also an eldritch abomination like them, and that the Seven are ancient eldritch goat demons. Aren't we all on the same side here?
(They know. They are already fighting)
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #456 on: June 12, 2019, 12:21:58 pm »

GO. GET. MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK!
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #457 on: June 12, 2019, 03:24:55 pm »

Perform blood rite of stupidity to curse goat with stupidity and inability to perform any complex actions like rituals or anything
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #458 on: June 12, 2019, 04:27:09 pm »

"By my species standards I did nothing wrong and the Doom mug problem solved itself before I even had a chance to try to solve it" walk away from the human and take a ghost taxi to tentacle monster afterlife
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #459 on: June 12, 2019, 05:13:50 pm »

Name: Tollanus Primus
Description: A future soldier that somehow got aboard the ship for one reason or another. Very secretive though.
Why do you want milk? A giant skeleton on a gold toilet told me to get some for him. Guess he needs to strengthen his bones?
Walk around with my giant flashlight in order to find milk on this damn spaceship
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Fluffe9911

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #460 on: June 12, 2019, 06:49:40 pm »

Silence: Blinks
Silence: Looks at the bats
Silence: Looks at his badge
Silence: Looks at russian party man
Silence: Looks back at the bats
Silence: Looks back at russian party man
Silence: Gives a gold star to russian party man for saving him and douge
Silence: Gives a thumbs up
Silence: Takes out the checklist of things to do
Silence: Checks off buy snake
Silence: Looks to see what else I wrote on the list
« Last Edit: June 13, 2019, 11:34:29 pm by Fluffe9911 »
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #461 on: June 12, 2019, 11:02:30 pm »

WANDER THROUGH THE TUNNELS ON MY ODDY NOCKY AND VIDDY WHAT SORT OF GRAZZY LEWDIES LIVE DOWN HERE.
MAYHAP ONE OF THEM COULD SKAZAT WHERE THE ROZZES WOULD MOST LIKELY HAVE TAKEN MY POOR DROOGIES?   
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Glass

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #462 on: June 12, 2019, 11:14:35 pm »

(Just so we're clear, I'm personally waiting on CABL.)
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Smoke Mirrors

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #463 on: June 13, 2019, 07:58:27 am »

”Pop” the dimension bubble.

(For the record, I mean reverse its effect and put everything back in the dimension it was in before the bubble formed. I just figured that since it was referred to as a bubble, I might as well use “pop” to refer to getting rid of it.)
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Don't worry too much about the one mistake, Smoke Mirrors. Your character was memorable for all the demonology and story writing.

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CABL

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« Reply #464 on: June 13, 2019, 10:00:39 am »

Request crew refill and squads Alpha and Omega onboard: The Alliance's finest troops.
See if I can trace Thainos, and if not, hyperjump to the last known sector where he has been.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2019, 10:50:55 am by CABL »
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