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Hotfire90

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2019, 09:58:45 am »

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...Hey ya Johnny boy- What you Need right now is some Explosives, Explosives always make everything better, Why Don't you go search for some Down in the transport services?
>Search for Explosives in the Transport services area.
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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2019, 08:57:09 pm »

Head to the transportation area. Let's get as far away as possible before police inevitably come.

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+1 Might well go get our money and valuables secured so we can take them with us
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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2019, 10:14:36 pm »

Top actions are tied, so we roll 1d2, aaand: 2

Alexander von Huffinton: Search for Explosives in the Transport services area.

As John stands outside the heavy Employees Only door in the north terminal, considering his next move, another voice comes to the front. This one is clearly trying to contain its excitement but failing, and sounds an awful lot like Jack Nicholson. "Now John, what we're going to do next is real simple but also kind of a big deal, so don't freak out on me, okay? Take the elevator down to to the car rentals--"

"But I don't--"

"No, shut up, listen to me: Go down stairs, and find something explosive. This is important, okay?"

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"I.. I guess. But why though?" John presses the elevator button.

"It doesn't matter why! Just do it and then everything will work out." The silver doors open, a woman inside balancing a pile of luggage smiles apologetically. John smiles back and shuffles inside.

"But last time, with the fireworks. Outside the gas station..."

"I can't BELIEVE you're still hanging on to that! I've moved on." The doors open. John trips awkwardly over a fallen bag and out of the elevator. ("Sorry!" the woman inside calls as the doors close.) "Forward-thinking actions, remember the seminar?" John does remember the seminar. But the voices weren't with him then: that was after the doctors. Do they... do they know everything from when he was taking his medicine?

"Hey, were you there the night that I--"

"Gonna have to cut you off there buddy. Get to it. If you wanna have a chat go hang out with Nix after we finish here. He's a big suck-up so he's easy to talk to, haha!"

John considers what it would mean if the voices knew about that night. What they might try to do about it...

Distractedly, he spends several minutes wandering around the various car-rentals, shuttle services, and taxi pools. He does remember seeing where they re-fuel the rental cars, from driving past it to employee parking. But he'd probably need a different badge to get back there.

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2019, 06:40:43 am »

We were a baggage handler that means we could get on the tarmac which means we could blow up the jet fuel tanks, so lets go set toughs on fire.
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Hotfire90

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2019, 03:44:43 pm »

Search baggages for those explosives, you'll show your boss who's the boss once you find them.
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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2019, 02:06:27 am »

Search baggages for those explosives, you'll show your boss who's the boss once you find them.
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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2019, 05:51:00 am »

Well this escalated quickly
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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2019, 02:04:13 pm »

1 WP on Nought's action:

Search baggages for those explosives, you'll show your boss who's the boss once you find them.

John hasn't been able to find any explosives in Ground Transportation Services. He's retraced his steps a few times now, and a car rental associate in a purple uniform has asked him twice now if he can help him with something.
If only...
John sighs. His stomach rumbles. A large clock above the rental desk reads 10:47 in red letters. Usually John has a snack by this time of day. Mm...

His thoughts are interrupted by the voices arguing amongst each other. Nought and Huffinton overpower Billy Bob in the end, and Nought comes forward.

"Hey John-o, let's go see if we can find something in baggage-screening. Worth a shot!"

"Oh, um, okay." John starts heading south from the North wing, and towards baggage sorting. "I'm not really allowed in there though, tech-nic-ly."

Nought chuckles, "Just pretend! Grab a clip-board and start writing on it if anyone looks at you."

John reaches the door on one-side of the main mezzanine. Below him, between himself and the enormous glass-wall entrance to the airport, he can see a mass of baggage-toting people slowly making their way through the switch-back lines towards reception. (Somewhere inside John's head, Huffinton licks his lips in anticipation.) John takes out his employee badge and brings it up to the door, and...

...His hand hesitates. "Hold on this'llonlytakeaminute!" And as Huffinton and Nought screech in protest he turns around and heads to the brightly-coloured vending machine he passed on his way here. Jumbo candy bar in hand, he collapses onto a bench, peels back the silver wrapper, and takes a big bite. Chewing it slowly, his eyes close in delight as sugar-inspired endorphins rush through his mind, driving all else away for the present.

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2019, 02:05:11 pm »

Well this escalated quickly

And then two rounds of 3s happen, haha.

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2019, 04:55:32 am »

Just finish the candy and go to the baggages and look for the explosives.
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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2019, 02:02:51 pm »

Just finish the candy and go to the baggages and look for the explosives.
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+1 We shall get our explosives!
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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2019, 03:36:52 am »

Billy Bob: Just finish the candy and go to the baggages and look for the explosives.

Ahh... that hit the spot. John gets up off the bench, the voices in his head returning with the same driving idea: look through baggages for explosives.

"Hm... that seems kind of weird. Why would people's baggage contain explosives? Like... terrorists?"

No, no, the voices counter. Just stuff that we... stuff that could be explosive. Like oxygen tanks or gun ammo or something.

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"I don't know about that. That sounds dangerous. I think I'm going to go home instead. I'm sure Gary has fired me by now anyway." And with that John, his fears of capture alleviated somewhat by the delicious candy bar, makes his way towards the north end of the airport, where his run-down sedan awaits him.

Unfortunately, he gets no further than the parking lot where a police car, unnoticed till now, blips its siren at him. Quickly, out step two airport police officers. The one in front sizes John up, judges him as being a non-threat, and approaches with an easy confidence. "Excuse me sir, John is it? My name is Officer Blightly. We have a couple questions for you. Go ahead and take a seat here on the curb."

John's palms go all sweaty and pale. He clears his throat uncomfortably. The officers look annoyed. The voices stir.

King Zultan

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2019, 08:43:32 am »

Just comply with what the officers say, unless they try to arrest you if they try you should run.
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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2019, 08:15:54 pm »

Just comply with what the officers say, unless they try to arrest you if they try you should run.

The other voices have quieted, and Billy Bob alone whispers to John that he should submit to these representatives of the Law...as long as they don't try to take him back to the doctors of course.

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"Ah, yes", John thinks, "pretend to be normal. He adopts an intimidated stance and a confused expression. "Oh, um, I'm sorry officers, is something wrong?"

The police give each other a knowing look. (Ha, nailed it! John thinks.) Before guiding John down to a sitting position at the curb. They grill him with probing questions about his boss' injuries and medication and watch lists, etc. etc.
John plays dumb and eager to please, like a dog that just ate the pizza off the table and doesn't understand why the empty box has just been thrown at its head. In the end, the officers escort him to his car, but before they can follow him off airport property, their radios crackle to life and call them away. Something about dangerous substances in baggage processing.

John sighs with relief. Billy Bob grins smugly.



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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2019, 08:44:37 am »

"Damn it there really were some explosives in the baggage, but it matters not now because the cops are suspicious of us we must obtain our explosives elsewhere."
Go to a gas station and buy a five gallon gas can then fill it with gas.
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