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Trinculoisdead

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2019, 02:05:01 pm »

Go to a gas station, buy a five gallon gas can, and then fill it with gas.

John sits in his car with the radio on. That was rough, being asked all those questions by the cops: reminded him of the Doctors too much...

A voice interrupts his thoughts. "Hey bud, good job with the fuzz. It's time to move again. We need five gallons of gas."

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"Oh, um, for... you mean in case we run out?"

"...Sure John. Exactly." Billy-bob chuckles drily.

"Heh, okay, better safe than sorry right?" John drives to the gas and SMOG station across the highway, buys a bright-red plastic container from a greasy mechanic with a lisp and bad breath, and considers whether it's too soon for a snack as he fills it and watches planes coming in over-head.

King Zultan

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2019, 06:06:47 am »

Now for the second step of the plan, we need to go to a store and buy 3 cases of canning jars, several cheap washcloths, and a zippo lighter.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2019, 08:47:29 pm »

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"How about instead, buy some seeds and plant them"
Use 5 willpower
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Trinculoisdead

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2019, 12:06:06 am »

No contest! 5 Willpower takes it.


Buy some seeds and plant them.


Whoa, John must have fallen asleep for a little bit there. Watching the planes too much... John sits up in the driver's seat. The filled gas can sits outside his car, the nozzle still in it. A minute later he is back on the road, the spell forgotten. When, suddenly, a new voice pipes up.

Hi John.

Oh no. "I mean, hello. I don't want to do anything scary please."

Haha, don't worry friend, we're going to go buy some seeds and plant a garden!

"What. Like... weed? I don't want to get in trouble with my neighbours again..."

The voice laughs again. It seems to do that a lot, in his head. Not necessarily! Anything will do. I like flowers myself. Get some of those!

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"I guess they are stocking new spring seeds at Farm & Home. Let's go!"

And, the gas can forgotten in the trunk, John buys several packets of seeds (ooh, native varieties, even better, haha!), and takes them home. He puts them on his counter, but then there's the cat to feed, and his email to check, and John figures he'll leave the planting till later, or maybe tomorrow...

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2019, 12:36:53 am »

you can feed the cat then plant the seeds
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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2019, 04:41:25 am »

No we need to go to a store and buy 3 cases of canning jars, several cheap washcloths, and a zippo lighter, these items are more important than planting stuff.

Use 2 willpower!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Everyone is John RTD
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2019, 03:34:09 pm »

No we need to go to a store and buy 3 cases of canning jars, several cheap washcloths, and a zippo lighter, these items are more important than planting stuff.

Use 2 willpower!

Cancel previous acton +1 to this, we can use the explosives to our ends too
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