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Author Topic: Dwarven Birth Control  (Read 1898 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Dwarven Birth Control
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2019, 06:38:36 pm »
Excommunicate them.

From life.
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Re: Dwarven Birth Control
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2019, 07:00:15 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 30, 2019, 06:38:36 pm
Excommunicate them.

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Purge them with the purifying flames of magma.
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Re: Dwarven Birth Control
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2019, 07:15:28 pm »
Quote from: brewer bob on April 30, 2019, 07:00:15 pm
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 30, 2019, 06:38:36 pm
Excommunicate them.

From life.

Purge them with the purifying flames of magma.

I think we got em'

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Re: Dwarven Birth Control
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2019, 08:07:07 pm »
Quote from: Grimbot on April 30, 2019, 10:51:19 am
The fort in question starved. I invested heavily in farming on the next one, and we're doing fine even though I'm again awash in dwarf babies.

I tried to make an "all dude" fort in the beginning. It would focus on beer and leaving socks all over the place, and generally be dirty, disgusting, and mostly efficient. Unfortunately, the inability to banish parents who aren't standing right next to their children invalidated the idea. In fact, I ended up with a tempermental human spearman who likes to punch my dwarves until their ribs break. I can't get rid of him either because he insists on sleeping on the floor in the entry hall while his brat son sleeps in his bedroom.

I'm a fan of fun, but I do feel like you should be able to excommunicate a family all at once.

Why do dwarves need to next to their children to be exiled?
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Re: Dwarven Birth Control
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2019, 09:44:09 am »
Quote from: Deus Machina on April 28, 2019, 05:58:09 am
Yeah, avoiding castration for the sake of avoiding accusations of eugenics...
Which, face it, someone would experiment with about five minutes after that update came out.
I thought that people already did some SCIENCE on eugenics a long time ago.
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