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[methylatedspirit]

Fed the generator Kendrick Lamar and Tame Impala lyrics, was not disappointed.

Spoiler: Blind lady threatens Kendrick Lamar with a gun. (click to show/hide)

So I was takin' a walk the other day
And I seen a woman—a blind woman
Pacin' up and down the sidewalk
She seemed to be a bit frustrated
As if she had dropped somethin' and
Havin' a hard time findin' it
I thought she had a gun in her hand that wasn't there.
And I was kinda afraid to do anything
But when she saw me go to the store she just looked at me
And said "I got a gun, too"
This is for your safety, this is for your life, baby, if you are shootin' at all.
(Yo) I got a gun, too
This is for your safety, this is for your life, baby, if you are shootin' at all.
I got a gun, too
This is for your safety, this is for your life, baby, if you are shootin' at all.
Yo, I got a gun, too
This is for your safety, this is for your life, baby, if you are shootin' at all.
I got a gun, too
This is for your safety, this is for your

Spoiler: PRIDE. featuring Tyler, The Creator and Lil Wayne (click to show/hide)

[Verse 1: Kendrick Lamar]
Hell-raising, wheel-chasing, new worldy possessions
Flesh-making, spirit-breaking, which one would you lessen?
The better part, the human heart, you love ’em or dissect 'em
Happiness or flashiness? How do you serve the question?
See, in a perfect world, I would be perfect, world
I don't trust people enough beyond they surface, world
My voice was too tight, I was too cool too fast, world.
So, we all wanna come in a bunch, and see what you got
[Verse 2: Tyler, The Creator]
I can not do the way I wanna, but I'm not not gonna tell you what was wrong,
See you guys on my track, see you all on mine, see you on
[Verse 3: Lil Wayne]
All I know is, the world's a little crazy, the world's a little dark, it's still going, it's still going,
See you all on I'm So Far From Home , see you on my way.
All this way down the middle,

Spoiler: Call me dirty-minded, but I think the chorus of The Moment got turned into a dick joke. (click to show/hide)

[Chorus]
It's getting closer
Ooh, it's getting closer
It's getting closer
(I'm not ready)
Ooh, it's getting closer
(I need a little more time)
It's getting closer Oh, It's Getting Closer
It's getting closer Oh, But It's Getting Longer
It's Getting Longer
It's Getting Longer
(And I'm not ready)
Ooh, It's Getting Longer
[Chorus]
It's getting closer
Ooh, it's getting closer
It's getting closer
It's getting closer
(I'm not ready) Oh, it's getting farther away Oh, I'm O.K. Well it's getting longer Oh, Its Getting Faster
It's Keeping Getting Longer
Ooh, it's getting closer
It's getting farther away
(I'm not ready)
Ooh, It's Keeping Going
Ooh, It's getting closer
Ooh, It's Getting Longer
Ooh, It's Keeping Get Going
Ooh, It's Getting Longer
It's Keep Going
Ooh, Its Making O.S Ooh, It's Getting Focused Ooh, Its Keeping Going Ooh, Its Going Deep
Ooh, It's Getting More Focused
O

Spoiler: Kevin Parker gets distracted and sings about socks. (click to show/hide)

[Chorus]
This time I'm just gonna take it
Or I'm never gonna shake it
I'll just close my eyes and make it so that
All those little things don't affect me, now
Know that I gotta be above it now
And I can't let them all just bring me down
So let me tell ya
Hey yeah
You might want to wear a lot of socks
You might wanna play with your thumbs
But the most important thing
When talking to someone
It's all they need to know
That every little thing will be okay
(I'm gonna keep talking
There'll be no turning back just like that)(Now you know)
You might want to wear a lot of socks
You might wanna play with your thumbs
But the most important thing
I'd ask you to put a smile on there face
I'm gonna keep talking
It'll get better
So let's do this from here on out
Well let me tell ya
You better make sure you know the difference between the time
That I'm here and now
As the sun fades
Now you gotta say

[TamerVirus]

The Out of Context Thread is a good source for prompts

Spoiler: Tom Brady (click to show/hide)

And now the accursed spirit of Tom Brady continues terrorizing the land in tiny insect form, all alone, in a room he has to use as his dorms—his kitchen is, so far as we can tell, completely empty of any human visitors. Here, he works the food, as usual, and his girlfriend works the laundry, both of whom he'll take to work in the morning—one by one, he'll place the clothes on the bed, and then he'll sit at the corner of the room, hands on his abdomen, like an ape, slowly eating his meals. (We have to assume he isn't eating his lunch, because he's still eating, as he has for months.) You'll see how he spends all his money just with his arm resting on the door, staring, as if watching someone eat.

It's an old house, and it's still in good repair. It has a door that opens automatically when Tom has left it, meaning you can go in without being detected

Spoiler: carrots (click to show/hide)

I've once stabbed myself to death with a carrot. I was sitting by the water hole and I got a little bit close to drowning. I got this carrot and I hit my head. When I turned around the carrot was so strong it cut to my head. So that's what's called mental illness. One time I was walking home from work and I got a little bit dizzy and tripped and I bit my chin, it hurt pretty bad .


I've been in six different mental institutions: I just had to get an appointment at Arkham Asylum. I've had to have another assessment at a mental hospital, another evaluation at a mental hospital - I've had two appointments for the purpose of receiving medication and the other was for my first visit to prison. Now I'm being assessed at a hospital for mental illness.

Spoiler: the law will sort this out (click to show/hide)

I assume this is some archaic Kiwi law as I'm handed a pair of handcuffs and some velcro sleeves to cuff myself and bind my legs. 'The law will sort this out,' half of my brain says – because it did sort it out in the real world in real time. 'The law will make it all fit together.'

But then I find myself being led through the maze for another 10 minutes before someone asks 'Is that the law?" And I'm still in the law-filled limbo. 'It's that law of gravity that you've been living under since college,' an orderly says, in a calm voice, 'the old law is gone.'

'It may never be replaced,' my brother says, with a grin. 'But I know it will always be there, waiting for me."'

'Oh.' I pause for a moment, wondering if we're going to run out the building – then take a deep breath and realise that we have the chance to get all the same answers I got last

[JoshuaFH]

I took some opening lines from Homestuck conversations, and made whole new conversations! Yay! infinite content!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

GC: STR1111111D3R
TG: oh my fucking god

TG: what the fuck

GA: *PENCHANT CUMMINGS*

TG: god holy fuck

GA: THIS GUY DOESNO TALKING!!

TG: this guy isnt making shit up

GC: YES TIL YOU SAID SO!!!

GC: IT HAS BEEN ALL MORNING WITHIN MY HEAD

GC: WHERE THIS LITTLE BRO WHO IS A LITTLE BROTHERHOOD LOST MY LITERATURE!!!!!!

GC: I HAVE NEVER HAD SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS WITHIN ME BEFORE!!!!!!

GC: I DONT THINKI HAVE EVEN BEEN ABOLISHED!!!

GC: HE HAS NO SENSE OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMILIATED

TG: dude

TG: i mean im not an asshitter of all that but idk why i think this is the fucking worst thing i could do to an artist thats going thru something as hard as your but the fact that you were able to be a dick, and it wasnt you who made it worse, makes me think that your the victim, not your art, it's you saying it's you who deserves to get fucked up by someone else

GC: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

TG: im sorry you are so flustered by the mere mention of glittering mythical cryptodick it honestly makes me think youre not ready for the truth

TG: and i am so glad youre not ready for the truth because you dont get to talk

TG: cause thats all the truth is

TG: and youre so flustered at all of it, its all your fault

TG: you said the only way you could have ever been happy and true is if your mom and me had never existed in the first place


TG: so what are we going to do next

TG: i have never spoken to or done any kind of harm to you im so sick of being told it isnt worth dying for

TG: i don't think you can survive forever in your current state and so the fact your only plan of salvation

TG: is to continue to live for now, to have your life lived out in a form of torment

TG: that would leave you completely without any memory and with

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny. they're probably going to be doing something like that soon
EB: so anyway yeah it's all gonna blow up for me, i'm still alive so i can always just kill myself anyway.
EB: and i want to talk about you, that's not something you can really see and talk about with friends and stuff. and i need to be serious right now because my body is exploding when i talk to you
EB: it's kinda scary. my neck is cracking open right now and then i think i get a headache and just start crying hysterically
EB: and i just stop talking when i start talking again because i feel like something else is happening to me
EB: i really don't know what's going on in my head
EB: so this is weird
EB: you look tired? i have to

[methylatedspirit]

Took extracts from my gamelog.txt.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The macedwarf charges at the axedwarf!
The macedwarf collides with the axedwarf!
The axedwarf is knocked over!
Make rock Crafts (300) has been completed.
Make rock Crafts (800) has been completed.
Make rock Crafts (1000) has been completed.
Make rock Crafts (2000) has been completed.
Make rock Crafts (5000) has been completed.
Make rock Crafts (10000) has been completed. The macedwarf has been knocked over.
The macedwarf is knocked out!
The macedwarf falls down!
The macedwarf stomps into a wall!
The macedwarf falls off the wall!
This potion allows you to turn Undead!
This potion allows you to increase your chances to use the following potions!:
The poisoner gets hurt with his poison!
The poisoned critter is hurt.
The poisoned target is hurt.
The poisoned critter falls off.
You kill a poisonous critter!
You kill a poisoned target!
You kill a poisoned

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Erush Gusildeler, Animal Caretaker cancels Dig: Horrified.
An animal has grown to become a Stray Cow.
You have struck green tourmaline!
Erith Mebzuthsulus, Carpenter cancels Sleep: Horrified.
You have struck green tourmaline!
Giraffelus Eubielus, Carpenter cancels Dig: Horrified.
A Stray Cow has grown an abnormally strong tail!
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Thikut Sholiddakost has become a Miner.
Not enough free nestbox zones found! You need 14 more.
Stray Dog (Tame) has given birth to a puppy.
Chupa has given birth to Chupa.
Stray Dog (Horse) has given birth to a horse with a new name. Chupa's horse is now named Chupa's Little Boy.
Stray Dog (Egg) has given birth to an egg.
Stray Dog (Shoe) has given birth to a shoe.
Stray Dog (Rattle) has given birth to an rattle. In his memory, he was an obedient dog.
Cockroach has given birth to a cockroach.
Stray Dog (Boat) has given birth to a boat! This is the boat that you will be sailing to get the first free colony zone (see this post . It should be available around January 2016).
Gadget is making himself a bed.
Mining can't be done in the mining ship anymore (they give mining skill experience instead), hence the new ships were created.
Lumia (Shoe) has given birth to a shoe.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kib Tekkudstigaz, Planter cancels Plant Seeds: Needs pig tail seeds.
Alle Ucafegu, Human Poet cancels Drink: Job item lost or destroyed.
The macedwarf attacks the axedwarf but She jumps away!
The macedwarf attacks the axedwarf but He jumps away!
Skeletal Mantis attacks the macedwarf but He is still there!
Skeletal Mantis attacks the macedwarf but He is still there!
Ravinek attacks the Masticator but misses!
Skeletal Mantis attacks the Masticator but misses!
The Masticator attacks Skeletal Mantis but He dodges it!
Ravinek attacks the Masticator but He dodges it!
The masticator tries to attack the Skeletal Mantis but it misses!
Kib Tekkudstige, Masticator cancels Drink: Job item lost or destroyed.
Gardosz, Masticator cancels Drink: Job item lost or destroyed.
Gardosz, Human Poet cancels Drink: Job item lost or destroyed.
Gardosz, Masticator cancels Drink: Job item lost or destroyed.
The

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The macedwarf misses the axedwarf!
Tulon Fotthorzaneg, Armorer cancels Plant Seeds: Needs pig tail seeds.
Urdim Idenusen, Papermaker cancels Plant Seeds: Needs pig tail seeds.
Urdim Idenusen, Papermaker cancels Plant Seeds: Needs pig tail seeds.
Urdim Idenusen, Papermaker cancels Plant Seeds: Needs pig tail seeds.
Cynthia Tethas cancels Plant Seeds: Needs cow's tail seeds.
Undamage the mongrel!
Undamage the mongrel!
Urdim Idenusen, Papermaker cancels Plant Seeds: Needs pig tail seeds.
Units Fomor Fomor: Unit 1 of Unit 3 disabled (unit 3 has no armour).
Urdim Idenusen, Papermaker cancels Plant Seeds: Needs pig tail seeds.
Ozuna Tethos cancels Plant Seeds: Unit 2 of Unit 1 disabled (unit 2 has no armour).
The mongrel misses the axedwarf!
The mongrel misses the axedwarf!
Undamage the mongrel!
Ozuna Tethos cancels Plant Seeds: Unit 3 of Unit 2 disabled (unit 3 has no armour).
Undamage

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Make spiked wooden ball (500) has been completed.
You have struck pyrolusite!
The militia captain attacks the wrestler but She scrambles away!
WWE Champion Daniel Bryan hits the ground. His head is shattered.
The warrior steps away.
The militia captain continues to bash at the wrestling match.
The Militia captain begins pounding on the champion wrestler as Daniel Bryan struggles to stand. The militia captain has taken the title of Grand Champion off Daniel Bryan.
The militia captain continues to kick the champion wrestler.
The wrestler punches the militia captain! The militia captain takes a swing at the hero who is knocked unconscious. The hero is in the middle of the crowd.
The hero and the militia captain fight.   The hero takes another swing at the militia captain who is on the move! The hero's head is shattered by a high impact!
The militia captain

[CABL]

Spoiler: FitzButtercunt dynasty... (click to show/hide)

FitzButtercunt dynasty was born. A dynasty with a twist: It's actually much more than that: It's an alliance between a single company and a local business empire.

It's the story behind the history of Chipotle. (Sarah Parnass)

Chipotle announced the launch of this partnership with American Express and Chase on Friday as I watched Chipotle's website. You could tell from just that URL that the chain was embracing the relationship it forged with its Mexican partner.

Here's what the partnership says, along with everything else you need to know about it.

Chipotle's signature guacamole recipe

The chipotle guac AME's is made with the fresh ingredients that make Chipotle's famous guac on the side. (Sarah Parnass)

You might have already heard about Chipotle's sponsorship of the U.S. soccer team, but it's about to get even more global. The brand is bringing back the popular guac burrito, which has become an essential part

Spoiler: Some genuinely unsettling erotica (NSFW!) (click to show/hide)

She willingly put his lizard in her mouth and ate it. He couldn't hear her over his own groans of pleasure. She was so wet, and she moaned when he started to stroke her pussy. The tip of the dildo dug a little deeper into her moist flesh when he finished. She tried to catch herself but stopped herself when the toy reached his gspot. Once she was fully coated she let him finish using it. After that she wanted him to enjoy fucking her pussy. The two were kissing passionately. It was like going through a warm bath while the water was hot and refreshing. She started to cum all over the toy and lay on the couch. "I'm going to come back for you baby. I love you. We can come again for your pleasure when we get back." "Good girl babe. Don't you need it? You want so desperately to fuck me, aren't you?" "Oh of course! I am so ready! I love being fucked! I want to come all over your clit!" He pushed her down on her knees to

For some reason, talktotransformer dot com sometimes gets stuck and doesn't finish the whole text.

EDIT: Added another one.

[Dunamisdeos]

Spoiler: My own name: Dammit, it knows too much! (click to show/hide)

Dunamisdeos is also known as the 'Caucasian god of beauty and the man of the sea'. He is the founder of the Khorat tribe of nomadic Greeks and he invented numerous weapons and other magical arts (especially seals, which were prized throughout history).

I am sure by now that you know how my husband and I are feeling right now, but we want to explain in depth what I have to say to get everyone's hearts racing.

We were at Mar-a-Lago just last weekend for a private dinner with the president of the United States. Our hosts invited us to sit in their room. My husband is a lawyer and I work for a charity. After about a half an hour, we were handed a table in the corner, and told to order the same dinner as everyone else.

Our hosts were very nice and welcoming. We ate at an outdoor table in the dining room and then enjoyed a wonderful dinner in our own room, all with family and friends in attendance.

TLDR: Homosexual Deity of Male Beauty, Patron of Greek Culture, Inventor of Seals, Powerful Wizard, Married to a Lawyer, apparently a Trump Supporter (._.)

Spoiler: Various lines from that old ultraviolent DOOM comic (Ranging from comical to incredibly disturbing) (click to show/hide)

Who's a man and a half? I'm a man and a half! A berserker packin' man and a half! A berserker packin' man and a half! A berserker packin': a Berserker with his back to the wall! A berserker packin': a Berserker with his back toward the wall! A berserker: A Berserker. A berserker packin': A Berserker, usually a young adult, fighting against a horde of other young males in a bar brawl. That's what that word means! You see? There are a lot of people who are berserkers, but this is just a few people you may have met. Now that I've given you just a glimpse of where my Berserkers are fighting, you may be wondering if that is a bad thing, or if just a few people are being berserk now… Well… I don't think so, but if you keep seeing something like this, I will not be averse to it happening again. As soon as that first attack happens, it will never get boring. This is a very powerful, violent, but very,

I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness! I'll never forgive myself for this! But it was worth it! It was really, really awesome!


-Karen

Ahhh! Chainsaw! The Great Communicator! Aye!

[Hail! (1) The Great Communicator]

A mighty cheer from the crowd.

"We've seen the last one?" my wife asks.


Her words are cut off when it is discovered that I am, in fact, the Great Communicator. I look around for a moment. My eyes go wild. The crowd begins chanting at my heels: "Great Communicator, we've seen the last one!"


"Yes." I repeat.

[What?] her voice responds.


I look around desperately. All around me, people are yelling out encouragement. I look down at my chest where a tattoo of the words "Great Communicator" now covers me, right there in full view of everybody.


A look of disbelief crosses my face. There's no way that he could actually be me in this moment. I start to cry, but I think my heart is beating through my skull, so I remain calm. I try to be the calmest man I can be, and then I look to my wife. She's on her computer, looking

Rip and tear rip and... TEAR RIP AND TEAR... RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! AHHH HOO-HO! YOU'RE SO RARE! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! IT'S MY LITTLE DOG! RAP TOTEM! RIP YOU! HUUUUUMH! RIP ME! RIP ME!! RIP ME!! RIP ME!! RIP ME!!! RIP ME!! RIP ME!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!!! STOP IT! WOOOOT! I CAN'T STOP IT!!! I CAN'T STOP IT!!!! IT GOTTA STOP!!! GET OFF OF ME, PLEASE! GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF ME!!!! RIP ME!! YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? YOU LITTLE GODDAMNED HANDWRITER? STOP IT!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!! I WONDER HOW YOU DID THAT. DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S NEVER LATE TO DIE?! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!! GET THE FUCK OFF THIS DEEP SPACE BEACH!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SHOVEL YOUR FACE?!? IT'S ALL GOTS OF DOORLY GRAPHIC CONTENT!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT MY FACE?

Why can't we find a way to safely dispose of radioactive waste and protect the environment? That's why today, we're announcing the Clean Water Protection Act. Today, on behalf of all of the 50 states and the District of Columbia, we're announcing a new law that makes it legal for all Americans to responsibly dispose of radioactive waste. This legislation goes a long way to keeping us safe and preventing future threats to our residents, businesses and the environment.

[birdy51]

I'm not sure where this is going, but I like it.

Spoiler: War (click to show/hide)

Hellfire missiles rained around him, painting the fields in a bright, red mist of blood. He took the advantage but he was quickly overwhelmed. As he struggled to fight the onslaught of blood and fire, the enemy took advantage, as they started to surround him with undead, but he dodged. He rolled an 18, and got caught in the same spell as the next round of spellcasting. He tried to cast a few more spells before he was thrown back to where he began.

He rolled an impressive 14, but again, a spell went into effect targeting his body and made any of the remaining magic worthless.

"I am dead. You are dead. You are nothing but the flesh of dead people. It is through their flesh that your strength comes. I will take you once more and eat you, but I will not be able to eat you."

As that statement came on the inflection of Death himself, the black mist lifted and took him. He was completely engulfed in a black void.

[KittyTac]

It generated hardcore porn. I will not post it here for obvious reasons.

[KittyTac]

And sometimes, it just craps itself.

(Q) What color is a mirror?

(A) ____________________

(C) _____ ______________

(D) _________ ________

(E) ________ ________

(F) _____ __ / \ / \/ ____________

(G) ______ _____

(H) ______ __________

(I) ______ __________

(J) ______ __ __


(4) What color is a mirror-up or mirror-down?

(1) ____________________

(2) _____ ____________

(E) _________ ____________________________

(F) _____ ___ ___

(G) ______ ____________

(H) ______ _________

(I) _________ ___ ___


(5) What color is a mirror-up or mirror-down with the edge touching the floor?


(6) What color is a mirror-up or mirror-down with the edge lying outside the room?

(1) ____________________

(2) _____ __________

(E) _________ _____ ___ ___ ___ / \/ / \/ ______

(F) _____ ___ ___ / __ ___ / __ ___ / ___ / \/ /

(G) ___ ___. / \/ \/ / / \/ / / ^

(H) ___ ___. \/ / \/ / \/ / / / / \/

[George_Chickens]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"I need a shit" is how she explained the emotional crisis she saw over what had been described as "just a small, non-serious matter."

But she was worried about what she could do:

"I have already been in the hospital, with my son's hand around my chest," she said. "It's like I'm dying."

"It's like I'm dying. I'm so scared because he told me it was a 'little' thing"

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As the family waited for an ambulance to take away their son, she said "I don't feel so lucky."

"I feel like a fucking coward," she added. "I don't want to have that thought that when I die, it's okay because I have already spent all of my precious life trying to convince him that what he did has no effect other than to give me pain. That it's not like that at all."

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She told reporters that the family has since lost friends along with all of their possessions

Spoiler: what (click to show/hide)

SUCK MY ASS IT SMELLS GREAT YOU FUCKING MIGHT NOT GET A FREE PASS BUT YOUR PUNCHING ME OFF I SAID I AM AN OLD BOY I AM A FUCKING STRANGED MALE WHO CAME TOGETHER AND TOLD ME I BOUGHT A FREE GIRL I WAS A DUMB ASS HOMOSEXUAL I GOT MY KIDS FUCK MY MOTHER AND SMILE YOU MADE ME LOOK REAL FUCK OFF YOU ARE A FUCKING DICK JUNGLE ME YOU FUCKER I WON'T PAY A FUCKING LOAN TO A LOST HOMOSEXUAL FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL YOU ARE A DICK I AM A FUCKING ANOTHER BOY MESSED UP AND ANOTHER PUSSY YOU FUCKER FUCK MY MOTHER AND SMILE YOUR FUCKING MONEY I SAID IS GOOD SON, DON'T BE A BULLSHIT I AM A FUCKING OLD BOY NOW I KNOW YOU ARE A DAMN RULER AND A FRAUD YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH NO FUCKING LOANS YOU MONEY I SAID I GOT A FREE KID AND YOU ARE A FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL FUCK MY MOTHER AND SMILE YOU ARE A FUCKING GONNA FUCK MY BROTHER FUCK MY MOTHER FUCK MY MOM YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH FUCK MY MOTHER FUCK MY M

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: It game me a Recipe for some reason. (click to show/hide)

Six onions  (  or  2 medium-large  onions , peeled  before cooking in garlic paste in hot oil)
2  Tsp. ginger (optional)
6 - 8 green chillies (  or 2 medium green chillies , peeled  before cooking in garlic paste in hot oil)
3  Tsp. turmeric  (optional)
1  Balsamic vinegar  (or soy sauce)
2  Cucumber (or 2 medium)  cloves   or 6  green onion
2  Black pepper (optional)
3.
Prepare the marinade:
Combine all and let simmer at least 1 hour before cooking. Drain and discard the marinade. Heat 3 tablespoons oil in a large wok over medium heat. Add the  onion ,  coriander and cloves plus another tablespoon of oil (as needed) and stir every few minutes until the aromatics start to appear.  Add about 4 cups of the stock (or water) and bring to the boil. Add the tomatoes  and fry till golden brown. Turn off the heat on the wok and add the black pepper. Allow to cook

Spoiler: It went from being about poodles being in captivity in the wild to Micky Mouse eating dogs. (click to show/hide)

(Q) How many poodles are there?

A) No statistics currently, but that doesn't mean we don't want to. What is known about the poodles is that they are in captivity in the wild. The first one was found by an American zoo keeper in the Great Smoky Mountains in the early 1930s and was raised in captivity in the wild. Poodles can be quite a treat as a pet. One of the more memorable pet encounters is that of Mickey Mouse eating some dogs. He then proceeds to eat a number of different dogs then takes one dog out into the woods and starts to eat the rest of the dogs, which then makes the camera shake. He gets an enormous wave of pleasure over the dogs then comes out, with a great grin, to eat all the dogs in front of him. He then walks across the yard and then eats a handful of cats. Then he makes out with a few dogs, some playing with some cats and then

Spoiler: Poodles lay eggs apparently. (click to show/hide)

(Q) How do poodles work? -The poodle is a type of animal. A poodle is generally a small animal, up to about 14 inches (30 centimeters) in length and weighing between 10 and 12 pounds (4 to 5 kilograms). A poodle will lay 2 eggs when it is young, 3 when it reaches about 35 pounds (13 kilograms) in weight. Because poodles lay eggs, they will typically have a small litter per year.

Q) Where are poodles housed? -Generally, poodles live in their usual home. They'll spend most of their lives here, but could live elsewhere if that is the case. Some, however, will find themselves outside the home while staying indoors.

Q) How do poodles play? -Poodles will be active, often playing in the field. But, they can also be in the kitchen taking out food, washing dishes (except that a poodle's poop is just used for the food and not part of the food's cooking process), playing on the lawn

Spoiler: Our ancestors ate poodles! (click to show/hide)

(Q) Why are poodles all so stupid?

A) Because our own ancestors ate Poodles! That's right: Our DNA has the capability to digest anything, so for the most part, a poodle won't even know what they're eating! So that's why poodles are all so stupid. It's because they're so dumb, they don't know what to do except attack. I've already answered the question above, but as for why poodles are all so stupid, remember, the answer to that one can't be found in my book. (Q: So let's talk about how to handle this situation.) A) Try and avoid getting into a confrontation at all costs (other-wise people will start making threats.) Do not try to push your way into this situation. If an opponent threatens to kill you, don't do anything that would threaten death for you, such as running away. If an opponent demands information about you, that's fine, but stay calm and do your job. Do not be afraid to be nice, or else

Spoiler: I'm not sure what happened here. (click to show/hide)

(Q) Poodle? (S) (H) (O) Ooh-ho-Ooo! (M) (Z) (D) (A) (E) Hallelujah - It's Me! (E) Hallelujah - I'm a Bunny (E) Hallelujah! (O) All right, so I don't have all these things right now. (O) I just wanted to say to everyone that the next time you see me you'll see me wearing a bunny dress and a bunny hat... and a bunny in a bunny suit. (O) That bunny costume is gonna be my first show on the air, so come on in and check it out. (O) If you're not gonna go to school tomorrow, you won't have to do as I go through some basic math (J) (H) - That's why I went to school, it's so I don't have to. I'm gonna go to college - (M) (S) Mm, that's good. - When I get here I think I can come by - (Z) (P) Well, that's the best advice I've ever got - when I get there - (P) I'll give you one last chance - (Q) (O) Poodle! (P) You're welcome. (O) Well, okay. (O) Let's give it a try, shall we? Oh

[McTraveller]

It strings together words in sentences that are generally coherent, but as a whole are pretty meaningless.

I did an experiment to see how non-deterministic it is, by putting the same input in twice. It is basically not deterministic at all.

A. New-age and electronics:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The capacitor failed. Then the batteries died. But the system would not fail, simply because of a lack of energy. In time these errors would become permanent and the capacitor would be useless.

However, as we noted in Part 1, all things are connected through energy. Energy (our minds, our thoughts, our emotions, our emotions to a certain extent, our bodies, our DNA, and so on) makes us who we are. Every single energy source in us (including the electrons coming from the cells in your body and the electric force running from your brain, and so on) is in charge of maintaining the continuity of existence so that everything works properly. That's how the system is.

In some ways, it's a bit like how in some parts of the human, energy is involved with some physical processes, but it's not physically part of their function. However, every day we are connected by energy to physical processes and we

B: This technobabble isn't even

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The capacitor failed. The capacitor now has 2-3% charge. But it's still a 6 volts. The voltage is still 8.5 volts. Now let's say we now start at this point, which is 0 degrees above zero in our thermocouple. As the temperature changes, the capacitor gets weaker. But how weak do we want this capacitor to become? We just need a value of -1.0 volts. A 0.0 volts capacitor is nothing. It is a dead capacitor. Now let's say we raise the temperature to something closer to -60 F and our capacitor is now 4.4 volts or more. A 5.5 volts capacitor is nothing. It is a dead capacitor. So what's the problem? The problem is the capacitor was dead-ended when the thermocouple was installed. That is, the capacitor failed to reach a good enough heat-transfer value to let the thermal conductivity continue. So it no longer functions. That's not a bad thing though because if you add a dead-end capacitor to a

[HmH]

Spoiler: That's almost coherent (click to show/hide)

"Soylent Green is people!" they shouted as they poured through the gate. All around them, thousands of protesters marched through a bustling market with dozens of local restaurants and bakeries selling homemade soups and salads alongside homemade goods. Several businesses in the market and adjacent streets shut down as customers poured into them. Others started selling food to protesters outside. A few people came in from outside to donate food for the homeless.

Laurie Davis / Baltimore Sun The crowd of people at Salyers Food Stand outside the Salyers Food and Drink Mart in Baltimore. The crowd of people at Salyers Food Stand outside the Salyers Food and Drink Mart in Baltimore. (Laurie Davis / Baltimore Sun) (Laurie Davis / Baltimore Sun)

The crowd gathered around an organ grinder at Salyers Food Stand as Davis, an activist with United Organizing Network of Immigrant and Refugee Communities in Baltimore City, said the campaign was calling

[ChairmanPoo]

I find the results when you process posts fascinating. This is the original

Just had a dream which involved me discovering some old, very obscure RPG system (for some reason I wanna say it was French or some shit, but I'm pretty sure it was written in English) with absolutely beautiful illustrations and a fascinating setting.
I believe I came across it through a Youtube video or something, I don't remember exactly but I definitely stumbled across it somehow.
Anyway, I decided to run it and the last part of the dream was the beginning of a first session, presumably after a timeskip in which I buckled down to learn the rules etcetera. My players, whom I believe were all new to PnP, displayed various levels of enthusiasm and there was one who went into great detail describing her character's fragile mental state as she sat there watching some plothook scene I'd cooked up, which would have been kinda cool except it quickly became apparent that she was doing a kind of self-insert and using it as a means to edgily describe her own issues. I don't know, it was awkward.
Oh yeah, and it was a sci-fi setting, I forgot that part.




There had been an earlier part of the dream which involved some kind of space opera with some resource gathering/salvage crew wandering the depths of space for the government back on-planet and being sorely tempted at one point to run off with the valuable goods they'd just collected to start a new life for themselves, except there was a warning built into their ships UI that reminded them of their families back home still in the clutches of the government and literally gave them two buttons on the screen to choose between either a new life of freedom or the lives of their loved ones.

Also, there was some black guy on board who seemed like some stereotypical '90s token black guy kind of character, from the futuristic equivalent of the hood. Somehow he lost his shoes during his space adventures and eventually wound up back on earth wearing a pair of tan-coloured old fashioned dress shoes instead of the fashionable sneakers that were so hard to come by, much to his chagrin.


Yeah, that's pretty much all I remember, there was a lot more to both parts of the dream, though. Wish I could remember what I was looking for when I came across that RPG, might have been info on some old music or art, I dunno.

And this is cyberYoink

Just had a dream which involved me discovering some old, very obscure RPG system (for some reason I wanna say it was French or some shit, but I'm pretty sure it was written in English) with absolutely beautiful illustrations and a fascinating setting.
 I decided not to play that game and was inspired by something that I read in the news site Gamedatabase which talked about it being made in Japan as well. I was interested in this new game system, so, after reading some random forum post by someone named Nihonjin (aka H.N.), I decided to download the game. I did that, I spent ten whole hours in a game that was so amazing that I kept myself interested for months after that. I had never played anything like this, I don't remember much about the game itself, but it was really good.
So here's what the game looked like, in English:
I played through some levels and some of the bosses, I even bought more levels and took some of the levels one by one and played some more, but the game was pretty good, it has a really simple, easy-to-learn system. It was the first RPG that I had ever played to the end

Do cyberYoinks dream of artificial RPGs?

[methylatedspirit]

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