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Author Topic: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Epilogue B  (Read 183587 times)

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #120 on: June 13, 2019, 11:53:04 am »

Asuna shakes off the sudden urge to sing the praises of overthrowing the monarchy and securing the means of production.

Instead, she focuses her whole mind, honing her will like steel. Asuna concentrates, dancing across the group like a leaf on the wind, phasing out all the rest of the field to focus on her target, like a laser target. Like a sword, Asuna had one singular purpose.

Showing this idiotic would-be kidnapper from Kaisei that when he intended to mess with the living bodily incarnation of Asuna Yuuki, the Lightning Flash, she didn't just inherit her looks. She inherited her speed.
Quote from: Asuna vs. Lancer C
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)

Asuna initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Crit: 10, crit!
Asuna deals 19 damage!

Lancer C is defeated!

The goblin collapses in a heap, groaning. She was far too quick; even without aiming to kill, even without aiming to maim, she was far, far too fast, the one blessing the goddesses above had granted her she could really call a 'blessing'.

And speaking of goddesses....
Serena, for her part, continues screaming and panicking as the enemies approach behind them, while healing her meatshields. Reaching towards Keith, she starts screeching.
"KEEEEEEEEEEEEITH! Don't let them hurt meeeee! I'm a goddess! I'm too beautiful for thiiiiiis! D-do your jobs and protect me!"

Quote from: Serena
Serena heals Vlad for 13 HP!

And then Vlad, hoping to drown out the noise of the useless goddess, performs a little metal for his fellow vampire.

Quote from: Vlad
Vlad performs Keith!
Keith may move again!

Keith, for his part, roots through the abandoned cart, now that the other guards are absent. True to Rosencrantz's comments, the cart is full of various pieces of junk; old, clearly wrecked weaponry, various herbs, powders and medicines used for male enhancement, pain relief and one substance Keith's simultaneously sure he's familiar with, pretty sure is illegal in six of the Seven Kingdoms, and completely unsure if he's actually taken it before. Two things, however, stand out, which may well be the only two things of value in the entire cart.

Item Get!
Acquired 1x Reckless Ring!
Acquired 1x Midgardian Marzipan!
Spoiler: Midgardian Marzipan (click to show/hide)
~~Enemies' Turn~~
The enemies continue moving. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern's squabbling can be heard further up the road, far enough up that all you can tell of the squabbling is that the older brother seems to possibly be cursing out the younger one for doing something intensely stupid.

Behind the three larger people, one of the smaller goblins is pointing a chubby finger at Asuna.
"That's her! That's the one! Let's get her!"
The sword-wielding goblin speaks up.
"That's....that's a terrible idea. C-can we just go-"
"But the reward, man! The REWARD!"
"T-that's not-"
His protests are, sadly, ignored.

Good on him for trying, however.

~~~~Turn 4~~~~
Player Phase
~~Map Theme (Pray Me Revive)~~
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)
XP: 63/100
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #121 on: June 13, 2019, 11:57:25 am »

"Chill out Serena, God. We got this covered."

Keith cuts through the woods (and gives Jarvis a thumbs-up as he passes) to O16.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #122 on: June 13, 2019, 12:12:33 pm »

"God? That's Goddess to you!"

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #123 on: June 13, 2019, 12:19:45 pm »

"It's an expression. Like Jesus Christ."

Keith considered things for a moment.

"Wait. So if I had died in a Christian country instead of Japan, would I have gone to a Christian afterlife?"

"Knew I should have taken that chance on Norway. Valhalla would appreciate wrestling."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #124 on: June 13, 2019, 12:22:03 pm »

"Less complaining MPMH more healing."

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #125 on: June 13, 2019, 12:23:20 pm »

"Everyone's fine, except for me, and I'm not that hurt. Healing can wait a minute."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #126 on: June 13, 2019, 12:27:01 pm »

"Complaining? I'm a goddess! I'm simply reminding you all that my face is too beauteous to be hurt!"
"....which is w-why GET THEM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #127 on: June 13, 2019, 04:09:08 pm »

:"Come one! COME ON! All of you get over here! I'll take yout out too! And YOU! And YOU!"
Not only was Asuna shouting at her potential assailants, but she was also pointing at them and waving her sword threateningly.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #128 on: June 13, 2019, 04:23:51 pm »

Keilee shuffles over to N16.
"Miss Serana, t-they ARE a bit too far away t-to hurt you... a-and Miss Asuna, y-you probably w-want to, uh, target th-the mage..."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #130 on: June 18, 2019, 10:27:16 am »

~~Map Theme (Pray Me Revive)~~
Not much here but shuffling about and moving.
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XP: 63/100

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #131 on: June 18, 2019, 10:35:37 am »

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #132 on: June 18, 2019, 12:01:50 pm »

~~Enemies' Turn~~
The guards finally collide with you, and poor Keilee takes the brunt of the hit; looking like such a vulnerable little sheep, for lack of a better turn of phrase, isn't such a great idea right now.
Quote from: Fighter B vs. Keilee
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Fighter B initiates!
Roll: 58, hit!
Keilee takes 12 damage

Keilee retaliates!
Roll: Autohit!
Fighter B takes 11 damage!
Quote from: Wizard B vs. Keilee
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Wizard B initiates!
Roll: 18, hit!
Keilee takes 1 damage!

Keilee retaliates!
Roll: Autohit!
Wizard B takes 9 damage!
They find out, very quickly, that vulnerable-looking doesn't at all translate to vulnerability, however, and take some serious backlash for their troubles.

Meanwhile, one of the enemy lancers decides to try his luck with the Wolfhound.
Quote from: Lancer B vs. Keith
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Lancer B initiates!
Roll: 18, hit!
Keith takes 7 damage!

Keith retaliates!
Roll: Autohit!
Lancer B takes 6 damage!
Surprisingly, he manages to almost keep up with Keith blow for blow. Seems the man must be into some of the underground puroresu rings.

The goblin swordsman from earlier hangs awkwardly behind his companions, his protests clearly ignored and so completely unable to really do much except defend himself from whatever's coming; from what you can see of him, he seems to be muttering to himself about his poor wife and kids. From up the road, you see the other group of guards coming to the aid of their besieged companions; given that you're cutting swathes through their numerically superior forces, they're not messing around with chivalry anymore. Guildernstern looks antsy.
"This....wasn't how this was supposed to go, Ross. Is this how it was supposed to go? This wasn't how this was supposed to go."
"Oh, I wonder why suddenly deciding to kidnap some random adventurer wasn't going to end well! If you thought with your head instead of your damn purse, we wouldn't BE in this situation, Gil!"
"Goblins gotta eat too, brother. And it's a wallet, not a purse!"
"You bought it at a women's boutique because it was seventy percent off, Gil, it's a purse!"

~~~~Turn 5~~~~
Player Phase
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XP: 72/100
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #133 on: June 18, 2019, 12:14:09 pm »

"Top me off, Serena. I'm going to give this man whatfor."

Serena heals Keith. Keith moves to 16P and hucks an Axe at NLB.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #134 on: June 18, 2019, 01:48:49 pm »

Keilee looked like she was about to cry as she dashed away from the axe bearing fighter. It wasn't because of the pain though, as he was about to realize when the dark magic flew at him again.
16O and then blast the FighterB.
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