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Author Topic: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Epilogue B  (Read 183707 times)

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #135 on: June 18, 2019, 03:32:51 pm »

:"YOUUUUUU ALL ASKED FOR IT! AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!"
When the Fighter is dead, N15 and omae wa mou shindeiru the Wizard.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #136 on: June 21, 2019, 12:23:49 pm »

Serena supports the time-tested strategy of letting all the meatshields deal with the big bad guys so her face can remain unharmed.
Quote from: Serena
Serena heals Keith for 13 HP!

Keith, meanwhile, teaches the enemy that he wasn't called the Wolfhound back home for nothing.
Quote from: Keith vs. Lancer B
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Keith initiates!
Roll: 44, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Lancer B takes 15 damage!

Lancer B is defeated!
Needless to say, that poor bastard knows exactly why and will no doubt get to ponder it further in his state of advanced unconsciousness.

Keilee, meanwhile, gets around to following suit and taking a leaf from Keith's book of utter domination.
Quote from: Keilee vs. Fighter B
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Keilee is bracing for impact!)

Keilee initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Fighter B takes 11 damage!

Fighter B is defeated!
And he'll take "Get A Faceful of Dirt By A Pacifistic Sheep Beastfolk Girl" for 500 rhea, Serena.

The goblin wizard who wanted to start this mess in the first place gets to see the goods close up. Right close up. As in, "close enough to shove a sword where the sun don't shine."
"Oh, for-"
Quote from: Asuna vs. Wizard B
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Asuna initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Wizard B takes 36 damage!

Wizard B is defeated!
//Level up!
He doesn't get to finish that sentence.

As her latest opponent collapses, Asuna feels watched for a moment, a flicker of shining scales nearby. If she were to whip around for a moment to try to catch it, she doesn't find anything nearby. How odd.

The last man standing from that group appears to be the rather unfortunate goblin swordsman who's now staring at Asuna with intense dread, barely holding on to the sword in his hands. He seems amenable to a solution that doesn't involve him eating dirt.

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #137 on: June 21, 2019, 12:47:44 pm »

"Think fast, dork!"

Keith threw the hatchet at the lancer, who caught it instinctively. What he did not see coming was Keith hot on its trail, who shot in low and ducked around to the man's back. Before he could react, Keith wrapped his arms around the man's waist and lifted him up, then arced him back, dropping him directly on his head and folding him like an old wallet before retrieving his weapon and leaving the lancer crumpled in a heap.

"It's like riding a bike. You never really forget how to do a German."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #138 on: June 21, 2019, 05:16:59 pm »

Jarvis pointed a finger towards the goblin swordsman before moving closer. 14, N.
"I think it is MPMHMP time you drop your weapons."
"Trust me, MPMHM last thing I want to do is knock some sense into your head with this shield...or let -her- show you MPMHPM unhappy she is. So do us both a favor and get out."

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #139 on: June 21, 2019, 05:36:52 pm »

-snip-
The goblin swordsman just drops his sword right there....then picks it back up, rubbing the back of his head and stuffing it back in his scabbard. He seems rather relieved he isn't about to get his ass kicked.
"Look, man, I didn't even want to be part of this mess. I just wanted to get this job done, go home to my wife and kids, and get some rest for a while before I gotta go out and get more money for the kids. Putting them through school's expensive man.

'Sides, a couple of hundred rhea ain't worth getting locked up; those idiots forget that the reward's only for the actual person themselves walking into the church. They've been trying to boost attendance, what with the hundreds of different weirdo cults in that place, so they're doing anything and everything to try to get people in.

But....nobody ever listens to me in this group. I'm done with these assholes; the fat guy barely pays me anything. His older brother's cool though, wish he wasn't stuck with such a shitlord of a younger brother."

He tosses Jarvis a pouch.
"Here, something for your troubles. Not much, but I'm hard-up too."

He turns to Asuna, offering her a bit of a weak smile, primarily because she still terrified the living daylights out of him.
"Hey. I know it sucks, whatever your deal is, but it gets better, okay? My wife totally knows how you feel; she's always complaining about how some weird guys from Kaisei keep stalking her at the bakery. If you ever come by Methiant, feel free to stop by our bakery. I feel like you two'd get along pretty nicely."

The goblin leaves it away, leaving the fight entirely.
Item Get!
Acquired 200 Rhea!

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #140 on: June 21, 2019, 05:42:32 pm »

"Thank you. I MPMH you safe travels."

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #141 on: June 21, 2019, 07:25:52 pm »

P-15, Perform for Keith
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #142 on: June 21, 2019, 07:59:47 pm »

Keith nodded his head and tapped his foot along with the guitar.

"Reminds me of that song, what was it... oh yeah."

"♪ Not about to see your light ♫ But if you wanna find hell with me ♪ I can show you what it's like... "

Keith move to 13O.

"Good stuff."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #143 on: June 22, 2019, 05:57:42 am »

~~Enemies' Turn~~
Like any aspiring world champion pro wrestler, Keith has to deal with any number of pretenders and wannabes to the throne, whether it be in Japan or in Generia. Only these ones are a little less lethally equipped; you've seen senior citizens with mobility frames do a lot more damage to you than these idiots have.
Quote from: Novice Duelist A vs. Keith
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Duelist A initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Keith takes 6 damage!

Keith retaliates!
Roll: 52, hit!
Duelist A takes 9 damage!

Quote from: Novice Archer A vs. Keith
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Archer A initiates!
Roll: 28, hit!
Keith takes 4 damage!

Keith retaliates!
Roll: 14, hit!
Archer A takes 8 damage!

Meanwhile, Asuna spots one of the humans from earlier. Considering his appearance, he's likely a Revivian, and he was definitely one of the assholes who rounded up the others to kidnap her. It doesn't quite work out that way, however, as when he tries to rush at Asuna, making a grab at her, he is met with a very disappointed-seeming man in a Wiggler mask.

And boy does that turn out great for him.
Quote from: Novice Fighter A vs. Jarvis
Fighter A initiates!
Roll: 68, hit!
Jarvis takes 7 damage!

Jarvis retaliates!
Roll: 62, hit!
Fighter A takes 6 damage!

~~~~Turn 6~~~~
Player Phase
~~Map Theme (Pray Me Revive)~~

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #144 on: June 22, 2019, 07:28:54 am »

Asuna's stare at the goblin swordsman as he quite readily gave up was cryptic -- she was still generally furious, and that was not going to abruptly disappear. But, he had been the one talking about how his wife was Revivian, and she seemed to be in much the same spot as Asuna was...
:"I-- I might."

But then those who were still stupid enough to try to kidnap her advanced, and she bared her teeth at them -- particularly at the Revivian coming right for her, one of the ones whose fault this was.
:"I'm going to make you REGRET putting me through this. Do you understand?!"

And she was off like a flash with sword in hand.
M15, beat the shit out of Fighter A to a possibly excessive degree (albeit not as excessive as with her previous opponents, without luck) with the flat of her sword.
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« Reply #145 on: June 22, 2019, 09:24:38 am »

Hell hath no fury like an anime waifu provoked.
Quote from: Asuna vs. Fighter A
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Asuna initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Figher A takes 6 damage!

Fighter A retaliates!
Roll: 35, hit!
Asuna takes 10 damage!

Asuna counters!
Roll: Autohit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Fighter A takes 18 damage!

Fighter A is defeated!
Taking a punch to the face wasn't in the plan, granted, but the pay-off was so utterly worth it. The Revivian collapses to the ground, groaning and muttering something about preferring Leafa anyway before he joins the rest of his caravan in states of advanced traumatic unconsciousness.

The other soldiers around him are pretty rattled, but hold their ground. After all, there was a pay day to be had. The lancer down the back, the last one still standing who egged them on, however, seems noticeably less cocksure. Not enough to run away like his goblin friend just had, though; money was too great a motivation.

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« Reply #146 on: June 22, 2019, 10:05:25 am »

Now bruised but as angry as ever, Asuna made a point of kicking the downed fighter right in the ribs before pointing her sword at the remaining lancer, staring directly at him.
:"Next, you."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #147 on: June 22, 2019, 10:08:10 am »

"Damn that was a nice, solid hit. You've got potential kid."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #148 on: June 22, 2019, 11:48:42 am »

"Yo, Serena. Take care of my sheep."

Serena to 15O, heal Keilee. Keith Passes to 13L and dragon suplexes the Sniper.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Prologue: 500 Miles
« Reply #149 on: June 22, 2019, 01:52:29 pm »

Shieldbash the swordsman.
"It is unfortunate MMPMH of them refuse to stop."
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