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Author Topic: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Epilogue B  (Read 187296 times)

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2115 on: January 18, 2020, 06:42:03 am »

"Attaboy! Now that's what I call a dynamic entry!... wiggly-person.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2116 on: January 18, 2020, 09:50:52 am »

P-15, throw knives at Merchant C in a non-lethal fashion.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2117 on: January 18, 2020, 11:16:38 am »

f4 commit murder
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2118 on: January 18, 2020, 11:30:42 am »

G4, Perform for Shoes and Marcia

"Oh yeah, get in there and raise havoc!"

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2119 on: January 18, 2020, 05:13:31 pm »

"We really can't go anywhere without being attacked can we? Anyway, I'll back you up, just, try to direct the splashes away from me."

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2120 on: January 18, 2020, 06:43:22 pm »

H3.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2121 on: January 18, 2020, 06:54:02 pm »

Serena goes to B6 and heals Jenkins, he really ought to be glad that she's going out of her way like this, you know, since she might maybe in danger and she's a goddess, you know, it's not her job to be in danger.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2122 on: January 19, 2020, 10:02:28 am »

f3 continue murder
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2123 on: January 19, 2020, 11:43:48 am »

42-1 does what he does best; quietly perform well in the background and deftly avoid a fashionable but painful T-shirt to the face.
Quote from: 42-1 vs. Vendor C
42-1 initiates!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 36, hit!
Panicked Vendor C takes 5 damage!

Panicked Vendor C retaliates!
Hit Rate: 54 to hit
Hit: 57, miss!

42-1 strikes again!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Panicked Vendor C takes 5 damage!

Shoes embodies the reason why horses were banned at the Methiant Arena. That and an unfortunate incident involving several hungry dwarves and a prized racehorse being taken out by his eccentric nobleman owner.
Quote from: Shoes vs. Vendor A
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)

Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Panicked Vendor A takes 12 damage!

Vendor A retaliates!
Hit Rate: 60 to hit
Hit: 70, miss!

Shoes strikes again!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 12, crit!
Panicked Vendor A takes 46 damage!

Panicked Vendor A is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)

Vlad provides some excellent background music for a riot. After all, people fighting and throwing alcoholic beverages and assorted objects at each other while people run around lit on fire? This is Vlad's homeland, and he revels in it.
Quote from: Vlad
Vlad Sings for Marcia and Shoes!
Marcia and Shoes may move again!

"Moron! Now I have to go patch you up, stupid! As a graceful beloved Goddess, I suppose I CAN spare some time to heal you, though."
Quote from: Serena
Serena heals Jenkins!
Jenkins gains 15 HP!

Quote from: Shoes vs. Groupie H
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Marcia's Suppport activates!)

Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 88 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Furious Groupie H takes 12 damage!

Groupie H retaliates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Shoes takes 6 damage!

~~Ally Phase~~
"I wasn't kidding, you know, when I said I was a pioneer of wrestling. After all, you might say I was one of Generia's first. Allow me to demonstrate."
Quote from: Lucifer vs. Vendor C
(Lucifer sees what's his and takes it!)

Lucifer initiates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 27, hit!
Panicked Vendor C takes 13 damage!

Lucifer strikes again!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 33, hit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Panicked Vendor C takes 49 damage!

Panicked Vendor C is defeated!
One move that Keith and Yliss recognise as a well-executed Japanese brainbuster (or an Western vertical suplex) and a man tipping over the barriers later and Lucifer seems rather impressed at himself.
"My. Even drunk I've still got it. Do try to keep up, Keith. I can't let someone with my face embarrass me, after all."

~~Enemy Phase~~
A groupie rushes towards Serena's group, screeching at the poor fools who've interrupted her wrestling match.
Quote from: Furious Groupie A vs. Serena
(Serena knows that all that glitters is gold!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jenkins' Suppport activates!)

Groupie A initiates!
Hit Rate: 35 to hit
Hit: 45, miss!

Serena cannot retaliate!
"Waaaah! Get her away from meeeeeee! Leave me alone, I don't WANNA hear you whining about Fabulous Freddy, or whoever that is!"

Another groupie throws their food at Shoes in the misguided hope that Shoes might be scared away by animal meat.
Quote from: Groupie H vs. Shoes
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)

Groupie H initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 32, hit!
Shoes takes 6 damage!

Shoes cannot retaliate!
It doesn't quite work.

Marcia attracts enemies to her like moths to a flame. Or probably because she's on fire and they're trying to put her out. They're either drunk or very much in the throes of hysteria, so it's hard to tell which.

Quote from: Provoke
Check: 1 to trigger
Roll: 1
Provocation successful!

Quote from: Hooligan A vs. Marcia
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Shoes' Support activates!)

Hooligan A initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 53, hit!
Marcia takes 2 damage!

Hooligan A strikes again!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Marcia takes 2 damage!

Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 45, hit!
Hooligan A takes 12 damage!
Hooligan A is set on fire!

Quote from: Provoke
Check: 1 to trigger
Roll: 1
Provocation successful!

Quote from: Groupie G vs. Marcia
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Shoes' Support activates!)

Groupie G initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 22, hit!
Marcia takes 12 damage!
Marcia's Evasion has been reduced by 10!

Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Groupie G takes 8 damage!
Groupie G has been set on fire!

Groupie G retaliates!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 41, hit!
Marcia takes 12 damage!

Quote from: Provoke
Check: 1 to trigger
Roll: 1
Provocation successful!

Quote from: Hooligan L vs. Marcia
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Shoes' Support activates!)

Hooligan L initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Marcia takes 2 damage!

Marcia is downed!

A hooligan rushes Keilee, swinging a punch and being too drunk to hit her properly. However, the stench of his beer-swilling breath does no favours for Keilee's weak stomach.
Quote from: Hooligan F vs. Keilee
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee is feeling good!)
(Keith's Support activates!)

Hooligan F initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 59, hit!
Keilee takes 4 damage!

Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 81, miss!

Similarly, pestering Keilee about wrestling facts has the same effect, but them not smelling quite so strongly of beer throws Keilee's attempt to get away off less.
Quote from: Groupie C vs. Keilee
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee is feeling good!)
(Keith's Support activates!)

Groupie C initiates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Keilee takes 2 damage!
Keilee's Evasion has been reduced by 10!

Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 59 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Groupie C takes 14 damage!

Rosencrantz is taken by surprise, meanwhile, evading a punch from a hooligan only to take a faceful of heavy wrestling book and go down.
Quote from: Hooligan I vs. Rosencrantz
(Asuna's Support activates!)

Hooligan I initiates!
Hit Rate: 60 to hit
Hit: 64, miss!

Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 81, hit!
Hooligan I takes 7 damage!

Quote from: Groupie F vs. Rosencrantz
(Asuna's Support activates!)

Groupie F initiates!
Hit Rate: 58 to hit
Hit: 29, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Rosencrantz takes 45 damage!

Rosencrantz is downed!
"Of all the things to...."

~~~~Turn 2~~~~
Player Phase
~~Map Theme (Trouble Shooting Star)~~
"Hm....perhaps they're having it a little too easy. Still....I wanna see just how good they are. See if they're worth my time."
The Baron quietly crosses his arms, eyes following Keith and Lucifer as they beat their way through the rioters.
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Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)
XP: 6/100
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2124 on: January 19, 2020, 01:24:15 pm »

"I'll show you how a main eventer fights, you overhyped, enhancement talent, piece of luggage."

Turning away from Lucifer, Keith sized up the remaining opponents.

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2125 on: January 19, 2020, 01:28:30 pm »

Thanks for the help, people! We will break this rabble down in no time! Lemme show you my trick! You, gnome dude... SWITCH, please.

Momotarou wants to use Shuffle with Jenkins!
If accepted, Momotarou will attack Groupie A with Steel Cestus.


And now nail'er from the side. Simple as that. I'm a team-player, you see.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2126 on: January 19, 2020, 01:50:03 pm »

With a distasteful glare, Keilee turns on the hooligan nearest her. She opens her tome, the book floating in the air thanks to the mystic energies as she chants... Those familiar with the language of dark magic would note that she just said "Look like I'm about to cast a spell and then hit you when you're distracted attack!" which is what she does.
Keilee attacks hooligan F.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2127 on: January 19, 2020, 02:15:46 pm »

Jenkins gets Shuffled by Momotarou!

Everyone's favorite(?) gnome gets spun out of the way by the large man siding with them in the sudden riot. Jenkins comes to a stop, mostly, his fat still a-jiggle and his eyes still a-swivel, and he finds himself looking at another pair of people who were equally likely to harass his employer.

And they were wearing open-toed shoes. Poor bastards.

Jenkins moves to C,10 and Nailclips Groupie B!

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2128 on: January 19, 2020, 02:30:24 pm »

"...O-kay? What is he doing?" - says Momotarou, confused by the endeavours of the short fellow.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2129 on: January 19, 2020, 02:46:37 pm »

Asuna looked at Rosencrantz, down stunned on the ground after being swarmed by a pair of the rioters. Then she looked at the fact that it was a mob of three of them with only Selene actually around and not unconscious. Then she looked down at "Benny" and his wife, who Rosencrantz had just told her was apparently an ex-adventurer.

Asuna made a little calculation, and moved up in the direction of Benny and Sinon.

:"Hey! You're that one goblin back from Begnin, right?"
She looked at the Sinon now.
:"And you must be his wife, right?"

S14, talk to bennyboi.
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