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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Momotarou deftly swaps places with Jenkins, who scuttles off to do his business, as the Revivian punches a fangirl into the rest of the seats. The sounds of many bottles breaking can be heard.

(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Momotarou's Shuffle activates!)

Momotarou initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 25, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Furious Groupie A takes 46 damage!

Furious Groupie A is defeated!

(Jenkins doesn't seek to fight!)
(Jenkins wouldn't lose for the sake of toenails!)

Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 10, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Furious Groupie B takes 61 damage!

Furious Groupie B is defeated!

For his efforts, as the groupie flees with a limp and screaming for her mother, Jenkins is rewarded with five perfectly shaped nail clippings.

Keilee hucks another blast of dark magic into a drunken fan, who throws a blind punch and goes far wide, almost slipping onto another seat.

(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)

Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 30, hit!
Hooligan F takes 16 damage!

Hooligan F retaliates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit
Hit: 95, miss!

Keith makes like Shadowcat and.....would do something related to Shadowcat if anyone but Keith even knew who she was here.

(Keith's intangibility is imperfect!)
Keith takes 2 damage!

(Keith springs an ambush!)

Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Vendor D takes 15 damage!

Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Vendor D takes 15 damage!

Panicked Vendor D is defeated!

(Keith's Sanjuro activates!)
Keith regains 3 HP!

[Now Playing: Theme of Orobas ~Pledge of Demon~]
"PI-PEEEEEER!"
That's all the warning Keith gets before a red-skinned blur smashes the vendor out of the way, sending him sailing over the barrier into the ring area. A muscular fist sails through the air, one which Keith narrowly dodges through becoming intangible for a second and whirling around to see Orobas and his werewolf friend. In the old demon's other hand, an iron pipe can be seen, firmly grasped in his hand and in the old man's eyes, a blazing flame can almost be seen.

"I told you I'd get my rematch, boy."
"My, my. Orobas Centimani Rh.....well, Lucifea now, isn't it. Since you lost your domain."
"Shut your mouth, boy. This is between me and Piper here. A two-on-two fight, fist to fist. Unless you want to test me yourself, Morningstar."
"Some washout demon against myself, the Lord of Pride? I'd like to see you try."

Lycia seems almost like he desperately, really doesn't want to be there, simply quietly growling. Orobas grins at Keith.

"Get yourself ready, kid, and pick a partner. That Baron can have your ass after I'm done kicking it!"
"Outta the way, old man! He's mine!"
"Come here and kick my ass then, four-eyed excuse for a king! This is personal, between me and the vampire, and I ain't having some human get in the way of it!"
Map, stats and objectives updated.

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Party:
42-1: 27/28 (Iron Knife)
Asuna "Rio" Ito: 25/26 (Slim Sword)
Gnome Jenkins: 26/26 (Nailclipper)
Jarvis "Wigglerman" Samek: 28/29 (Steel Lance)
Keilee: 18/24 (Carrion) [Evasion -10: 1/1]
Keith Piper: 30/31 (Steel Gauntlets)
Marcia Henry: 0/30 (Prototype Powder Blade) [Evasion -10: 1/1] [Downed: 3/3]
Momotarou Kyouji: 24/24 (Plaited Whip)
Rosencrantz Marlowe: 0/24 (Iron Knife) [Downed: 3/3]
Selene: 24/25 (Heal)
Serena: 23/24 (Heal)
Shoes: 16/28 (Slim Lance)
Vlad: 25/26 (Soldier's Drum)
Yliss Wander: 25/25 (Steel Sword)

Allies:
Lucifer Superbia Promethea: 28/29 (Steel Cestus)

Other:
Asahi: 28/28
Benedict: 34/34

Enemies:
Wrestling Hooligan A: 15/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian) [On Fire: 3/3]
Wrestling Hooligan B: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan C: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)
Wrestling Hooligan D: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)
Wrestling Hooligan E: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan F: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)
Wrestling Hooligan G: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan H: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)
Wrestling Hooligan I: 20/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)
Wrestling Hooligan J: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan K: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)
Wrestling Hooligan L: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)

Furious Groupie A: 23/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie B: 23/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie C: 9/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Goblin)
Furious Groupie D: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie E: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Goblin)
Furious Groupie F: 23/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Revivian)
Furious Groupie G: 15/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Goblin) [On Fire: 3/3]
Furious Groupie H: 11/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie I: 23/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Revivian)

Panicked Vendor A: 0/24 (Shirt Cannon) (Race: Generian)
Panicked Vendor B: 24/24 (Personal Shortbow) (Race: Goblin)
Panicked Vendor C: 0/24 (Shirt Cannon) (Race: Revivian)
Panicked Vendor D: 24/24 (Personal Shortbow) (Race: Generian)

Airmlaidre Bodyguard A: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard B: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard C: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard D: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard E: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Goblin)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard F: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard G: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard H: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard I: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Goblin)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard J: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard K: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard L: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)

Orobas Centimani Lucifea: 30/30 (Silver Cestus) (Race: Demon)
Lycia Lupae Mammonia: 27/27 (Sharp Fang Alpha) (Race: Werewolf)

Sirocco*: 30/30 (Silver Blade) (Race: Generian)
Marin*: 28/28 (Tormentor) (Race: Succubus)
Baron Airmlaidre*: 35/35 (Beagalltach) (Race: Generian) [Life Point Active]

Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)

Objective: Rout the enemy!
Secondary Objectives:
- (Optional) Asuna: Talk to the goblin.
- Keith: Defeat Orobas and Lycia in a fair two-on-two fight. If outside assistance is brought into the battle, the objective is forfeited.
Other Info:
- Downs in this fight are non-lethal.
- Bodyguards will not initiate combat or move until attacked or the rioters are dispersed.

XP: 27/100

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Now THERE is a face I want to punch again! Come on, you tomato-looking bastard, and I'll Hammer your ass again!"

"Wander, you got the werewolf, right?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

Gnome Jenkins takes the clippings and swiftly stashing them inside his hat. It was time to expand the collection.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Orobas' eyes flit towards Yliss, who he sizes up.
"Doesn't matter how many new friends you bring, Piper. Gotta shake off the rust. Someone like you, you're not prepared to take on the Demon Lord. Not if you can't even get past me."
Benedict finally looks up to see Asuna. For a minute, he doesn't quite recognise her before...
"Huh. Fancy that. You're the girl from Cornelia. Uh, fancy running into you here. Asahi, this is that woman I was talking about, the one with the same problems as you had."
Asahi perks up, smiling and nodding at her.
"Ahah, another one of us. I'm Asahi, but I prefer to go by Beatrice, when not around people who....are aware of our problem. I believe you've already met my husband, Benedict."
"Sorry we had to meet under such....odd circumstances. In an ideal world, you'd have dropped in on our bakery, just a few streets down from here."
"We can help, if you'd like. Rosencrantz was a good boss, not like his, uh.....brother."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"You're talking awful big for a guy I already dropped a few times, and I was only sober for one of 'em. So be it dude; you wanna be the man, you have to beat the man, and he's standing right here. Take a shot."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"How many times you lose doesn't count for shit, boy, only if you're staying down when you lose. I'll come at you until I win, and I will."

[Powder Miner]

:"Asahi or Beatrice, huh?"
:"Well, my name is... actually Ito Asuna, which is something I haven't told anybody. But I imagine you understand why I really always just go by Ito Rio, yeah?"
:"And, heh, with the insanity that my group gets involved in, I'd have been shocked if we ever met in a way that WASN'T all chaotic. It never calms down... though I do kinda thrive in that compared to, ugh, Kaisei."

Here she looked back at Rosencrantz..
:"And, uhhhh, yeah, I was gonna lead into that. Rosencrantz is kiiind of having some problems. I figure that I could take two of the rioters, but I would have to be very lucky to take three on so I can't really reliably go for that. So, uh, yeah, I could use some help there, thanks."
:"(Also, Rosencrantz actually helped with Guildenstern after you left, Benny, which is why he's with us.)"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"(Sounds like Rosencrantz. Man always was too helpful, even for his own good.)"
"It's totally understandable to think the way you do, dear. My therapy group recommended doing that, which is why I did it. They also almost all left Kaisei. Except for Klein, he works there."
"Yeah. Let's talk while we fight,  huh? Like old times, right, dear?"
"About time. Besides, the kids are still at school, right?"
"Won't have to pick up Claudia and Antonio for a while. Come on, let's do this. It'll be another story to tell them about your adventures. You know how much they love your adventures."
"Let's save this one for when they're a little older, hm? Oh, by the way, you might like this. I'm sorry it's not much- I'd rather bake you a cake- but you know, you make do."
Asuna receives x1 Tonic!
Benedict and Asahi have joined the fight!
Stats and objectives updated.

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Party:
42-1: 27/28 (Iron Knife)
Asuna "Rio" Ito: 25/26 (Slim Sword)
Gnome Jenkins: 26/26 (Nailclipper)
Jarvis "Wigglerman" Samek: 28/29 (Steel Lance)
Keilee: 18/24 (Carrion) [Evasion -10: 1/1]
Keith Piper: 31/31 (Steel Gauntlets)
Marcia Henry: 0/30 (Prototype Powder Blade) [Evasion -10: 1/1] [Downed: 3/3]
Momotarou Kyouji: 24/24 (Plaited Whip)
Rosencrantz Marlowe: 0/24 (Iron Knife) [Downed: 3/3]
Selene: 24/25 (Heal)
Serena: 23/24 (Heal)
Shoes: 16/28 (Slim Lance)
Vlad: 25/26 (Soldier's Drum)
Yliss Wander: 25/25 (Steel Sword)

Allies:
Lucifer Superbia Promethea: 28/29 (Steel Cestus)
Asahi Jonson: 28/28 (Shekinah)
Benedict Jonson: 34/34 (Tyrfing)

Enemies:
Wrestling Hooligan A: 15/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian) [On Fire: 3/3]
Wrestling Hooligan B: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan C: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)
Wrestling Hooligan D: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)
Wrestling Hooligan E: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan F: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)
Wrestling Hooligan G: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan H: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)
Wrestling Hooligan I: 20/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)
Wrestling Hooligan J: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan K: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)
Wrestling Hooligan L: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)

Furious Groupie A: 23/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie B: 23/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie C: 9/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Goblin)
Furious Groupie D: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie E: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Goblin)
Furious Groupie F: 23/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Revivian)
Furious Groupie G: 15/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Goblin) [On Fire: 3/3]
Furious Groupie H: 11/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie I: 23/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Revivian)

Panicked Vendor A: 0/24 (Shirt Cannon) (Race: Generian)
Panicked Vendor B: 24/24 (Personal Shortbow) (Race: Goblin)
Panicked Vendor C: 0/24 (Shirt Cannon) (Race: Revivian)
Panicked Vendor D: 24/24 (Personal Shortbow) (Race: Generian)

Airmlaidre Bodyguard A: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard B: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard C: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard D: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard E: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Goblin)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard F: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard G: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard H: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard I: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Goblin)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard J: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard K: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard L: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)

Orobas Centimani Lucifea: 30/30 (Silver Cestus) (Race: Demon)
Lycia Lupae Mammonia: 27/27 (Sharp Fang Alpha) (Race: Werewolf)

Sirocco*: 30/30 (Silver Blade) (Race: Generian)
Marin*: 28/28 (Tormentor) (Race: Succubus)
Baron Airmlaidre*: 35/35 (Beagalltach) (Race: Generian) [Life Point Active]

Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)

Objective: Rout the enemy!
Secondary Objectives:
- Keith: Defeat Orobas and Lycia in a fair two-on-two fight. If outside assistance is brought into the battle, the objective is forfeited.
Other Info:
- Downs in this fight are non-lethal.
- Bodyguards will not initiate combat or move until attacked or the rioters are dispersed.

XP: 27/100

[SirAston]

"Big Red! And the fluffy puppy! How's it been?"
"Oh, right, fighting and stuff. Sorry, flirted a bit too much with a bottle earlier, but I won't disappoint you in kicking the shit out of you in the wrong direction~"

And with that, Yliss makes her way to Lycia, looking at him with the blade ready in her hand.

"Sorry 'bout the humiliation you'll two get. If I'll still remember it when I sober up, I will bring you some snacks next time as an apology."

I15, attacking Lycia with the Steel Sword.

[Powder Miner]

:"Hey, I'm not going to complain about being given useful stuff -- thanks for this.
:"And, yeah, adventuring turned out to work pretty well for me. Getting to kick a ton of ass is pretty liberating, even if it came with my dumb wish."
Asuna sends the sad 1/3 vuln to the convoy!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Oh, yeah, definitely. Sometimes, I wish I could go adventuring like that again, you know. Loved that cute little name they gave me."

[Praefectus Screptum]

"Wiggler person is what you were looking for. That being MPMMH said, I am Jarvis. And the gnome armed with a questionable MPMH concerning weapon is Jenkins. MPMH, we got a riot to control."
E, 3 and shield bash Groupie H.

[adzi]

Acts of terror done by Jenkins made an... impression on the red-headed Revivian.

Uh... This wasn't what I meant by "nail her"...
...then again, it did drive her off, away from this craziness, so, whatever.

I think I'm not gonna inquire further...

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yliss and Lycia, albeit reluctantly, cross....blade-and-claw.

It turns out so much better for Lycia than it does for Yliss.

(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Keith's Support activates for Yliss!)
(Orobas' Support activates for Lycia!)

Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 23, hit!
Lycia takes 8 damage!

Lycia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 54, hit!
Yliss takes 18 damage!

Another unfortunate groupie is thrown into another pair of seats and knocked out by Jarvis's shield. The Wiggler People, for all their flaws, did know how to make sturdy shields.

(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)

Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Groupie H takes 56 damage!

Groupie H is defeated!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Party:
42-1: 27/28 (Iron Knife)
Asuna "Rio" Ito: 25/26 (Slim Sword)
Gnome Jenkins: 26/26 (Nailclipper)
Jarvis "Wigglerman" Samek: 28/29 (Steel Lance)
Keilee: 18/24 (Carrion) [Evasion -10: 1/1]
Keith Piper: 31/31 (Steel Gauntlets)
Marcia Henry: 0/30 (Prototype Powder Blade) [Evasion -10: 1/1] [Downed: 3/3]
Momotarou Kyouji: 24/24 (Plaited Whip)
Rosencrantz Marlowe: 0/24 (Iron Knife) [Downed: 3/3]
Selene: 24/25 (Heal)
Serena: 23/24 (Heal)
Shoes: 16/28 (Slim Lance)
Vlad: 25/26 (Soldier's Drum)
Yliss Wander: 7/25 (Steel Sword)

Allies:
Lucifer Superbia Promethea: 28/29 (Steel Cestus)
Asahi Jonson: 28/28 (Shekinah)
Benedict Jonson: 34/34 (Tyrfing)

Enemies:
Wrestling Hooligan A: 15/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian) [On Fire: 3/3]
Wrestling Hooligan B: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan C: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)
Wrestling Hooligan D: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)
Wrestling Hooligan E: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan F: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)
Wrestling Hooligan G: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan H: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)
Wrestling Hooligan I: 20/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)
Wrestling Hooligan J: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)
Wrestling Hooligan K: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)
Wrestling Hooligan L: 27/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)

Furious Groupie A: 23/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie B: 23/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie C: 9/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Goblin)
Furious Groupie D: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie E: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Goblin)
Furious Groupie F: 23/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Revivian)
Furious Groupie G: 15/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Goblin) [On Fire: 3/3]
Furious Groupie H: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)
Furious Groupie I: 23/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Revivian)

Panicked Vendor A: 0/24 (Shirt Cannon) (Race: Generian)
Panicked Vendor B: 24/24 (Personal Shortbow) (Race: Goblin)
Panicked Vendor C: 0/24 (Shirt Cannon) (Race: Revivian)
Panicked Vendor D: 24/24 (Personal Shortbow) (Race: Generian)

Airmlaidre Bodyguard A: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard B: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard C: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard D: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard E: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Goblin)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard F: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard G: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard H: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard I: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Goblin)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard J: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard K: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)
Airmlaidre Bodyguard L: 27/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)

Orobas Centimani Lucifea: 30/30 (Silver Cestus) (Race: Demon)
Lycia Lupae Mammonia: 19/27 (Sharp Fang Alpha) (Race: Werewolf)

Sirocco*: 30/30 (Silver Blade) (Race: Generian)
Marin*: 28/28 (Tormentor) (Race: Succubus)
Baron Airmlaidre*: 35/35 (Beagalltach) (Race: Generian) [Life Point Active]

Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)

Objective: Rout the enemy!
Secondary Objectives:
- Keith: Defeat Orobas and Lycia in a fair two-on-two fight. If outside assistance is brought into the battle, the objective is forfeited.
Other Info:
- Downs in this fight are non-lethal.
- Bodyguards will not initiate combat or move until attacked or the rioters are dispersed.

XP: 36/100

[Praefectus Screptum]

"And STAY down MPMH. Who's next?"