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[Powder Miner]

Asuna squinted at Yliss.
:"Are you... really hitting on me? Like... you met me minutes ago... and you’re not doing a Sword Art Online line or literally trying to kidnap me like happened very recently so I’m not gonna beat you up, but... fuckin’...  really?"

[SirAston]

"No, I just figured that you're all pretty good company and I wouldn't mind hanging around with you, even with the 'Goddess clings to all of you' factor."
"Keith is probably by far the most sane Revivian I've met these past months and I sure hope he won't be the only sane one I've met today. I think that's a pretty good reason to feel like that."
"Heck, I'd take Wiggler Man here for company any day over the majority of Kaisei."
"So, yeah... That's all. I'm just as mentally screwed as most other Revivians because of this frikkin' Isekai bullcrap plus all those Revivian idiots that act like they're Chūnibyō way past their eighth grade, so having a hint of decent people is like a hot bath after a week of mud-crawling. Understandable, right? So, can we be chill now, Ito? Pretty please?"

[SeriousConcentrate]

"I'm fine when I'm sober! I promise. And Jarvis is a good dude. You can tell because he's already done with everyone's shit. Just look at his face."

[Powder Miner]

Asuna squinted at Yliss for a little while longer.
:"Ffffffine. But don’t get any ideas, you understand? I’m pretty well done with Revivians with ideas. Though actually it was goblins AND Revivians with ideas of getting money from one of those fuckin’ Kaisei churches this last time, because fuck ME. But you get the point."

[SirAston]

"Yeah, I get the point, don't worry."

Then, a slight vibration in Yliss' pocket and a soft, barely audible short jingle that wouldn't get noticed too much in a crowded, noisy location.

"Hm?"

The Revivian pulls out a crystal tablet and checks it out.

"Must be another boring Clash of Legends update..."

Little did Yliss know, everything changed when the Guild of Trisitia made the most recent announcement.

"Oh? A 10% sale on all Academy Outfit costumes?"
"And a Triple Drop Chance Event for the Ultra Rare Miho?!"
"Aaaaaaaaah! How long until we can get in?! I need that sweet Adventurer money NOW! Gimme the S-Rank quests, I'll handle them all, I NEED RHEA!"
"Noooooo, nooooo, don't get tempted by iiiiit... It's just a picture..."
"But it is a very well-made picture... and Academy Outfits are always looking cute... Ooooooh... Nooo, nooo, I can't do S-Rank quests, I'd just get killed..."
"Ehehehehehe... There are safer ways to earn money... You only need one kidney to live, right...? Yeah... What could go wrong...? Eeeeeeeehehehehehehehe...."
"You made a very powerful nemesis, Guild of Trisitia! This moment of weakness, offering those sales and that event, will be your downfall! Muuuuhuuuuhuuuhaaaahiiihooooooooheeeeehuuuu!"
"Heeee...hoooo..."
"..."
"... I might have a problem..."

[kj1225]

Keilee hides herself a bit more behind Keith as she watches Yliss... do that.

[Sirus]

: "Madam, are you well? You appear to be suffering from a brain trauma."

[SeriousConcentrate]

Keith glanced at Keilee as she moved to hide behind him and scratched his head.

"Yeah, that sounds like you have a problem, all right. I'm not exactly sure why you'd be selling your kidneys over... pictures?"

[SirAston]

Withstanding the massive temptation to continue looking at the pretty pictures and flashing lights advertising the MASSIVE (which, in corporate language, means deceivingly miniscule) announcement, Yliss pockets her tablet away.

"... Just... give me a while to... calm down..."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"....okay, I've dabbled with Clash of Legends like, once, but....I've never seen someone do THAT."

Serena, in the back, has whipped out a crystal tablet of her own and seems to be on the same game as-
"Oh come on, after all the Seals I spent farming, all I got was another Ferris?!"
"And that makes twice."

[kj1225]

Keilee looks thoughtful at the mention of the game by someone who, frankly, wasn't nearly as scary. After a moment it clicks in her head.
"Oh yeah, I knew someone who ended up signing an indentured servitude contract to pay a debt back for it."

[SirAston]

"Everybody, I'm sorry you all saw me like that..."
"... I can't really help it. And it's hard to explain why, especially to non-Revivians. It has to do with who I was before... all this happened."
"..."
"Judge me if you must, that's fine. But even if my brain can go haywire at this stuff, I promise I won't do anything really stupid just for these pictures."
"... these beautiful pictures..."
"Ack, why am I like that?!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"There's....worse vices. Long as you keep sight of what's important. And hopefully don't blow all your cash on this game."

[Praefectus Screptum]

:"What the fuck is wrong with these people? Other Revivians are the WORST."

Jarvis lowered his head a tad before whispering back.
"I honestly have MPMPMH idea. You are one of them, so you tell me, these people are insane."
And while he already considered both Keith and Asuna weird on their own way, nothing beat the third one talking-Just...what the hell was wrong with that lass?

"Heck, I'd take Wiggler Man here for company any day over the majority of Kaisei."

"I will MPMPHM that was a compliment."
Then it reached a whole new level of insanity with the already weird woman going nuts over something called Clash of Legends. Yep, that was just TOO much for him to take.
"..."
"...WHAT."
Jarvis just stared at Asuna for a moment and tapped on her shoulder before walking away with his hands raised.
"MPMPHM this, I am out. Call me whenever MPMH training starts.""

[Blade Master Model 42]

Sensing blood in the water, Gnome Jenkins sharked his way over to Yliss. "So you're looking for a gnice supply of rhea to support your got ya habit?" His tone was light and inquisitive, but there was something unsavory about the question all the same.