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[Powder Miner]

:"You saw why I’m angry, people are trying to stalk and creep on and hit on me all the time and even fucking KIDNAP me, we literally fought people off from doing that, come on."
And then... Yliss.
:"A gacha whale... what a terrible fate. Glad I was at least never like THAT."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"That's pretty rude, Ito. She ain't even fat in the first place."

[SirAston]

"No, Keith, gacha whale means something different. And it fits in this case."

Yliss then looks to the gnome named Jenkins.

"What do you mean?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

"I was just asking if you were looking for money for that." Gnome Jenkins said innocently. He did, in fact, have a relevant offer in mind... but it would need to wait until Gnome Jenkins had some money to throw around.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"D-did someone say money?!"
And Serena butts in.

[SirAston]

"Yeah, this Gnome just asked me if I were looking for money... Well, obviously I do."
"I mean, isn't some fat stacks of money the main motivation for pretty much everybody wanting to become an adventurer? Doing it for completely honorary reasons or for gaining a reputation is pretty stupid."
"Imagine that, some blokes wanting to deal with, let's say, the Demon King himself for great honor and justice. What a joke."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"It'd be nice to have people like that around here. A hundred years of this and getting people from the other world, wherever you people come from, and nobody's even seen the Demon Lord."

[SirAston]

"Maybe, but you can't buy food with being a gloryhound..."
"... Wait."
"You're doing this crap for a hundred years by now and still haven't solved it?"
"... Really? The fuck?"
"So useless..."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Hey, that's what we borrowed YOU mortals to do. If anything, you can go blame your fellow mortals, specifically, other Revivians, for being useless."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Can't argue that. I should've wrapped this mess up twenty years ago."

"I'll do it, for real though. And then everyone's gonna know and respect the name of the American Wolfhound."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"American Wolfhound? You're really invested in that.....wrestling thing. I'm betting you'll use your million on that, huh? Getting that over in Generia like all the other Revivians bringing weird stuff over like light novels and electronics stores."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Nah, I'm going to have to use like half my reward just to pay off people that need paying off. I'll worry about what to do with the rest after it's free and clear."

[SirAston]

"Wait."
"YOU want to give this Demon Lord business a try?"
"... for a million Rhea?"
"Can't argue with that kind of money."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Well, you mortals seem to like money, so I offered that to get people to help me. I'm a Goddess, I can make and have as much money as I like. Not that I'll let you all spend it; after all, I am a Goddess, not a charity."
_{"Never mind that everyone told me to go away or screw myself. How dare they talk to a Goddess like me like that?"}

[SirAston]

"Well, if you can make as much money as you want..."
"... then hiring extra help wouldn't be a problem, right? Another trained swordarm at your side, maybe? Y'know, someone who can slice and dice any obstacle with grace?"
"I wonder who that could be, another trained swordarm willing to get hired under your lead... someone your group is already familiar with and is on the same wavelength with at least some of them, like a certain wrestler..."