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[Chevaleresse]

"I haven't an idea of the meaning of half what you said and the rest infuriates me! Perhaps I will step on you, then! Shoes stormed forward, waving her sword angrily. "You have chosen death at the hands of the almighty Shoes!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The cultists look at each other briefly as Shoes approaches them.

"Shit, I don't think she's kidding."
"....you think?"
"Y-you haven't seen the last of us! We will NOT be silenced by the Kirisuna agenda! She deserved better!"

All of them flee from Shoes' approach, except one, who is already kneeling, head in position for stepping.
"Goddesses above, I'm ready. This is it. A cute girl will finally step on meeeeeee!"

The Revivian makes a clearly disgusted look, before staring at Shoes.
"....you weren't actually going to step on him, were you?"

[SirAston]

Yliss observes the scene, still munching on her sushi and grinning at Shoes' interjection. She then shouts from her comfortable place towards Shoes.

"Pro-Tip, Shoes, don't stomp on people that get ecstatic about getting stomped. Trust me, you will get no satisfaction out of it."

With that interjection concluded, she returns to her sushi.

"Heh, Kamidere..."

[adzi]

"Looks like the boys are as usual..." -Momotarou approaches the local perverted idiot (irony!).

"Eyy, Hiroshi! Long time no see!" - He apparently knows the guy. - "How's your girlfriend?" - he asked, knowing fully well that Hiroshi doesn't have one.

[Chevaleresse]

Shoes glanced between Yliss and the stranger, confusion evident in her face.
". . . is there a reason I should not? He has submitted himself to face just punishment, why should I refrain? Besides, if he seeks to please me, he may make a valuable minion."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The man on the ground hisses at Momo.
"Shh, you're going to ruin it for me!"
"...I'm not even a main character and I still run into these weirdos. Come on."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"So, who are you supposed to be? I know some of us from Earth end up looking like other people. Ito here for example."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The young lady does a double-take upon noticing Asuna...
_{"...Crud. Please don't tell me there's a Kirito lurking around."}
....then she clocks something, looking between her, Keith, Serena and Yliss quietly eating her sushi.
"...wait. You're not....Team F, are you?"

[adzi]

"Ayyup! We are indeed the one and only, Team F!" - Momotarou shifted his attention towards the Revivian girl for a while, before getting back to Hiroshi:

"You see, this twin-tailed beauty is a tsundere of a really vicious variant. I'd rather not fuck around with her, if I were you... I've seen some shit she has done. But, if all else fails, treat her to something sweet to eat, and you might just survive." - he silently explained to Hiroshi.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"I guess we ought to introduce ourselves. I'm Keith Piper, the American Wolfhound! I'm basically the vanguard vampire of Team F; if anyone or anything gets in our way, I tear it down with my bare hands."

[Chevaleresse]

Confused at the messaging she recieved, and with no explanation presenting itself, Shoes elected to split the difference and shove Hiroshi away from her with one foot firmly planted on him for the process.

[adzi]

Momo noticed Shoes approaching.
"Oh, dea-"

Then Shoes applied the singular shoe to Hiroshi.

"...nevermind."

[SirAston]

"Yliss Wander, Sage of Revivian culture, Bane of Falkars, wearer of the Tag Team Against A Tomato Demon championship belt together with Keith, Receiver of an invitation to Trish's Guild, the blonde Conqueror of both Demon Generals and Goddesses. Also if you ever looked at leaderboards in Clash of Legends, I'm also KingCringeSon."
"... Thinking about it, I haven't played too much CoL lately. I may no longer be in the Top 3..."

She puts some more Sushi in her mouth, entering the final stretch of her binge-eating.

"Is that a sign that I'm actually enjoying my adventurer life?"
Oh no... I'm turning into a normie! A frikkin' CASUAL!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The ecstatic yelp of glee from Hiroshi elicits yet another disgusted groan from the Revivian, before she turns back to Keith and Momo.
_{"...Okay, no weirdos. Relatively."}
"Okay, I can actually use my real name here and not get jumped on. Call me Sachika. I'm handing out flyers for Nishimiya Ramen. And...you said you're the American Wolfhound, right? Ojisan is a huge fan of you. From home, I mean. He'd be honored to meet you."
"....also, uh....we have a slight....well, I wouldn't call it an issue, but it's the sort of thing I think only an adventuring team of your calibre can resolve. Do you have a moment? We have a stall on the beach, so if you wanna hang out there after...."

[adzi]

Momotarou decided to leave Hiroshi and Shoes to their own devices.

"... never liked SAO, anyway. Yes, we are free at the moment... I think."