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Author Topic: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Epilogue B  (Read 188594 times)

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #645 on: August 30, 2019, 07:19:25 pm »


Moves to H18, the most Yliss of coordinates.
"'sup, Keilee. 'sup, Serena."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #646 on: August 31, 2019, 09:16:32 am »

Q-17, bop Rosencrantz because he looks more than a little green around the gills.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #647 on: August 31, 2019, 10:48:02 am »

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #648 on: August 31, 2019, 12:35:44 pm »

C11, activate murder.exe, canto to E11
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« Reply #649 on: September 01, 2019, 10:28:04 am »


"And doooooown he goes." The elder succusister thought to herself. Well he at the very least took out some of the demons before he was toppled over but they definitely had to pick him up or they were about to be sitti... were they though? Eh... whatever. He did good work and deserved her using her abilities to get him back on his feet.

Lilian starting tossing through a travel worn rucksack, throwing item after item out of it. There was a pair of high heels, about three or four hats and various metal objects suddenly piling up under the nearby table as she searched for the implements she required. She was so preoccupied she didn't even notice the newcomers to the situation. "Aha!" The strange brothel owner shouted as she pulled out two metal paddles. She began rubbing them together rapidly. "This oughta do the trick! CLEAR!!!" she them planted them on sword dingdong's chest. Nothing seemingly happened.

Kazuto would see a dream of some sort of another... Lilian unintentionally used her dream magic to revive him after all... as to what he saw... well. Only he knew. This only worked because Lilian believed it would. "There, all better~ Selene! Take care of our half capable saviour okay?"

Knowing he'd be safe in Selene's care The other Succusister made a move to fire a shot at The Gargoyle that was menacing over them just watching that entire prior scene unfold while not doing anything like he was waiting for his turn or something silly. That's when she saw...it. Like a blur of pure hatred it came from nowhere, silently it approached which was unthinkable for something that size...

"Was that... a fecking horse?" Lilian exclaimed, unleashing her arrow in utter shock and confusion.

Move to C8, Quick Salve Kazuto with an accidental dream and fire at the Gargoyle!
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #650 on: September 01, 2019, 02:22:25 pm »

The gargoyle, completely oblivious to the complete wreckage about to befall the unfortunate beast, turns around to reply to Marcia's answer earnestly.
"Well, I'd really rec'mend one o' dem....wot wuz it....pro-say-kos? One dem fancy wines, dem fancy tarts with silver spoons shoved up 'er arses with fizzy bubbles and stuff."

Lilian administers a vulnerary to their erstwhile savior to heal their wounds.

If by erstwhile savior, you meant 'guy who almost single-handedly carried you through a room full of demons and got taken out only by a cheap shot', if by vulnerary, you meant 'budget defibrillator that was about as effective as praying to Serena for a sunny day' and if by heal, you meant 'accidentally induce carnal fantasies in their mind using your Succubus powers'.

Quote from: Lilian
Lilian applies a Vulnerary to Kazuto!
Kazuto is healed for 5 HP!

As Shoes rams the gargoyle with his mighty stick of demon-killing, the dream works its magic.
Quote from: Shoes vs. Gargoyle of Wrath D
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Shoes has equine rage!)

Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 33, hit!
Gargoyle of Wrath D takes 9 damage!

Gargoyle of Wrath D retaliates!
Hit Rate: 68 to hit
Hit: 90, miss!

Shoes strikes again!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!

The Succubi are the Demon Race of Lust, the collective daughters (and occasional sons) of Asmodeus Luxuria Zirconia, the Lady of Lust, the Tempter and the Queen of Succubi. Other mages might be able to induce dreams, but the Succubi specialised in the creation of dreams; this burgeoning field of dream creation, dubbed 'oneiromancy' by more modern-minded Revivians, has occasionally been exploited to create the finest of distractions for weary adventurers, or to recreate the so-called video games that Kaisei so dearly wishes they could have made. This last field was, of course, superseded by the rise of the Guild of Trisitia and the creation of the hit game Clash of Legends, but a history lesson into the burgeoning gaming industry of Generia is a matter for another time and another episode.

In the case of Succubi, however, the dreams they create are hardly family friendly. Lilian being Lilian, she hardly realised she was using it; given more time and conscious control, a Succubus can tailor a dream and every single element within it to make it the perfect carnal fantasy for the dreamer. But Lilian wasn't exactly controlling the dream, nor was she even aware she was using it. When not properlly controlled, even by the Succubi, those masters of oneiromancy, a dream can rapidly lose coherence, and even a dream created for erotic purposes can rapidly lose that initial purpose, descending into utter chaos and disintegrating into a puff of wish fulfilment, half-remembered shenanigans and the sort of ass-backwards moon logic that would make the slimiest, most loophole-abusing of lawyers roll their eyes in contempt.

For poor Kazuto Kirishima, this essentially meant that, one half-remembered horrific blur of a dream involving his old girlfriend, Asuna Yuuki (fortunately for him both a symptom of his unfortunate wish and not the same personage as Asuna Ito) and the entire library of Toho's daikaiju films later, he woke up in a complete blur, wide-eyed and very much alert.

"Holy FUCK what the HELL what was that?! What did you do to me?!"

While Lilian blissfully ignores Kazuto's protests to take a gargoyle down, Selene finishes the patching up.
Quote from: Selene
Selene heals Kazuto!
Kazuto is healed for 19 HP!
Quote from: Selene
Selene's allergies kick up!
Selene loses 5 HP!

Quote from: Lilian vs. Gargoyle of Wrath D
Lilian initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 75, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
(Attack is super-effective!)
Gargoyle of Wrath D takes 54 damage!

Gargoyle of Wrath D is defeated!
And the poor gargoyle barely even knew what hit it.

Meanwhile, 42-1 continues on about his healing duties, completely oblivious to the shenanigans going on in the other room.
Quote from: 42-1
42-1 heals Rosencrantz!
Rosencrantz is healed for 17 HP!
Quote from: 42-1
Live to Serve activates!
42-1 is healed for 8 HP!
Quote from: Jarvis
Wide Lens activates!
Jarvis is healed for 5 HP!
"Thanks, I owe you one. Wasn't too badly banged up, but you can never be too careful."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #651 on: September 01, 2019, 02:29:02 pm »

Keilee nods at Yliss' greeting, but is too busy staring down Keith for any sign of injury to respond. At least Yliss is pretty sure that's it, because Keilee clearly wouldn't be thinking of anything impure like hugging him, or holding his hand.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #652 on: September 01, 2019, 03:07:26 pm »

Yliss checks out the surroundings to confirm the current situation, noticing Keilee staring at the wrestler.
I've seen enough Shonen anime to know that kind of stare...

She then coughs a bit.
"Keilee, you can 'look for injuries' after we're done with everything here."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #653 on: September 03, 2019, 10:49:20 am »

Rosencrantz to U17, grab the lockpicks off Asuna. Asuna to P16. Vlad heads to V17 and bards Rosencrantz; Rosencrants heads to Y14.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #654 on: September 03, 2019, 11:33:02 am »

Asuna and Rosencrantz exchange keys and conduct no such lewd conduct as hand-holding. That would be utterly absurd.

And then Vlad plays Rosencrantz the song of his people.
Quote from: Vlad
Vlad Performs Rosencrantz!
Rosencrantz may move again!
Rosencrantz heads off to the treasure room to face his fate.

His fate being, of course, goodies in chests that seem to be, judging from the demonic aura emerging from them, the spiked, clawed shape of the chests and the hastily-scrawled "Property of Belphegor" across the lids, the property of the Demon Lord of Sloth.

"....the guys outside better be quick about beating those demon guys. I don't fancy explaining to one of the Demon Generals that I just decided to jack their stuff. I like my organs where they are."

~~Enemies' Turn~~
The last demon still standing, figuring he's cornered, decides to take the distracted-looking Succubus on with a cry of "Traitor!".

Quote from: Minor Magus of Envy B vs. Lilian
Minor Magus of Envy B initiates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 99, miss!

Lilian retaliates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 56, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Minor Magus of Envy B takes 42 damage!

Minor Magus of Envy B is defeated!

Which works about as well as you expect it to. Which is to say, not at all.

~~~~Turn 8~~~~
Player Phase
~~Map Theme (Funk Goes On)~~
"The fighting's stopped. Are our intruders dealt with yet?"
"No, actually. They're very much alive."
"What? This is Begnin! We have an army of demonic troops against some mere novices! How could you be this incompetent?"
"Several of them seem to have reduced most of our forces to a fine paste, sir. And it would seem they have a source of immensely powerful holy magic with them."
"Not possible. They're novices, not trained adventurers, so I doubt they have clerics capable of such powerful feats. Besides, it's not as if they have one of the Goddesses with them. She would look far more dignified."
"I would recommend running, sir."
"Nonsense! We can hold it ourselves. The incompetents who fell before were getting in the way. We'll get rid of these fools now and continue our search for Belphegor later! They can't have gotten far anyway."
"..   ."
"...and I had thought working for the Demon Lord would be a tad more....glamourous....than searching for one of them and being accosted by some beginners."

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #655 on: September 03, 2019, 11:38:03 am »

With all the monsters soundly beaten, Gnome Jenkins reached over his own shoulder and patted himself on the back. "Job well done." With that said, Gnome Jenkins rotated in place until he was facing the doorway, and went back out.

Automove me closer to the throne, where the enemies are.

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« Reply #656 on: September 03, 2019, 11:41:41 am »

Keith to O11.

"Come on and fight me, you sons of bitches! I'll take all of you on!"

Rosencrantz meanders to Y9 as nonchalantly as possible.
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« Reply #657 on: September 03, 2019, 11:47:38 am »

"Yes, good, Keith. Get those nasty demons as far away from me as possible. This beautiful Goddess supports and blesses your efforts."

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« Reply #658 on: September 03, 2019, 11:49:53 am »

"Just watch me, Serena. You'll believe in the strength of professional wrestling by the time I go over the demon lord."
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« Reply #659 on: September 03, 2019, 11:53:33 am »

"I don't care how you do your job as long as those horrible demons don't get anywhere near me, so feel free to suplex them as much as possible or whatever it is you Revivians even do."
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