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Author Topic: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom  (Read 30496 times)

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2100 on: January 15, 2020, 09:06:26 pm »

"Of MPMH course something bad would happen the moment we set our feet here."
" Well....Guess we got scattered, so we will MPMHP to regroup with the people on north. From there we can try MPMH reach the others."
While he wasn't with Asuna and Marcia, he was at least working with two people he never argued or had issues with so that was good enough.

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2101 on: January 16, 2020, 03:07:06 am »

Asuna narrowed her eyes and groaned as a still heavily-inebriated Yliss put out a disgustingly sexual taunt --THAT she was not a fan of-- and then ended up just staring at the other sword-Revivian in confusion as she abruptly found a note shoved into her hands, with Yliss wandering off shortly thereafter.

...well, okay then, she guessed. In any event, it was time f--

In the space of mere moments, Asuna suddenly found herself and the others with her ensconced in the flailing and screaming of a full-blown fucking riot. Asuna's eyebrows shot up to where her hairline was on one side, and then they slowly lowered in a thoroughly nonplussed situation. Well, this was stupid, and she wasn't sure whether to go for the rioters or the bodyguards... at least until her gaze swept across the crowds and came across two familiar faces... which were, needless to say, familiar for different reasons.

:"Oh shit, it's that guy."

She waved the goblin she was currently fighting alongside in that direction.
:"Hey, Rosencrantz, it's the guy from your old posse who WASN'T an asshole, and his wife. Let's go give 'em a hand, yeah?"

Twirling the thinner of her two swords --her workhorse thus far-- she moved towards one of the formerly squealing and now loudly shouting groupies, and sent an almost casual set of flat-of-the-blade swipes her way.

Rosencrantz moves to S11, stands there, and makes sure his Iron Knife his equipped. Also maybe he waves at Benedict or some shit real awkwardly.
Asuna moves to T13 and takes out Groupie E with her Slim Sword.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2102 on: January 16, 2020, 03:39:58 am »

Keith and Yliss head off to a fllying start, heading back-to-back to teach rioters a valuable lesson in messing with guys with bigger sticks than you.

Namely, don't.
Quote from: Keith vs. Hooligan G
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)

Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 73, hit!
Wrestling Hooligan G takes 14 damage!

Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan G takes 56 damage!

Wrestling Hooligan G is defeated!

Quote from: Yliss vs. Groupie D
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)

Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Furious Groupie D takes 49 damage!

Furious Groupie D is defeated!

Momotarou demonstrates that he hasn't quite been slacking while sitting around with a useless wish....
Quote from: Momotarou vs. Hooligan C
(Momomtarou has a burning momentum!)

Momotarou initiates!
Hit Rate: 82 to hit
Hit: 80, hit!
Wrestling Hooligan C takes 12 damage!

Wrestling Hooligan C retaliates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!

....and is promptly joined by what appears to be a rather interesting little gnome who takes a kick to the face for his troubles.
Quote from: Jenkins vs. Hooligan C
(Jenkins can't enjoy his hobby in private...)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)

Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Wrestling Hooligan C takes 11 damage!

Wrestling Hooligan C retaliates!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Jenkins takes 10 damage!
Asuna does what she does best. Which is to say, utterly wreck a man.

Or an unfortunate goblin fangirl.
"Oh, you mean Benny? He's here? Damn. He must be selling pastries. Wonder what if I should come by to say hello to their kids later....wait, is that his wife?"
Quote from: Asuna vs. Groupie E
(Rosencrantz' Support activates!)

Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Furious Groupie E takes 13 damage!

Furious Groupie E retaliates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!

Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelelvant
Hit: Autohit!
Furious Groupie E takes 13 damage!

Furious Groupie E is defeated!
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)
XP: 53/100
« Last Edit: January 19, 2020, 10:45:33 am by IamanElfCollaborator »
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2103 on: January 16, 2020, 03:45:48 am »

:"Oh yeah, by the looks of it, she sure is. I wouldn't mistake that face anywhere."
:"Why?"
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2104 on: January 16, 2020, 03:48:45 am »

"Oh, I've met her a few times, is all. Nice woman. Usually volunteers down at her kids' school fundraisers. Her cupcakes are real good."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2105 on: January 16, 2020, 04:03:58 am »

:"Oh, I kinda thought that you were gonna say she was super scary or something,"" in a moment of brief irony, Asuna failed to register that she was probably the much scarier SAO Revivian girl, "but it seems like she's doing pretty well for herself, all told. Uh, except for the whole getting caught in a riot thing. Though that riot IS rapidly thinning, heh heh."
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2106 on: January 16, 2020, 04:14:56 am »

"Oh, yeah, no. I heard she USED to be terrifying. They called her the Demon of Lugunica back when she was still adventuring back....I wanna say....six years ago?"
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2107 on: January 16, 2020, 05:45:10 am »

"Wooooo, for burning that alcohol, there nothing better than dunking on these jokers!"

Yliss turns around for a moment, looking to the rest of the group.

"C'mon, Forty-Two, Serena, Whats-Your-Name-Again, let's have some fun together!"
" 'Specially you, sheep girl. I know you want to share a lot of fun with the Wolfhound here~"

She chuckles for a second before returning her attention to the fight.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2020, 02:11:21 pm by SirAston »
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2108 on: January 16, 2020, 08:10:53 am »

"Nah, she's not much for fighting, Yliss."

"Stick by close, all right Keilee? You too, Butler Dude. I'll keep you both safe."

Privately he wondered how drunk Yliss was that she was confusing Lucifer for Serena, but he decided that Lucifer could take offense to that and respond on his own.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2109 on: January 16, 2020, 01:40:14 pm »

D, 5 equip the shield and slim lance before shield-bashing the crap out of Hooligan C.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2110 on: January 17, 2020, 05:16:08 pm »

Move to M16 and carrion the hooligan.
"Great... Now I get to baby sit a drunk hooligan I don't even like."

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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2111 on: January 18, 2020, 03:48:07 am »

And so the rabble becomes a riot. Good grief. Was there no security here? Of course not, how fitting this they called the stage a ring - with how many corners they cut Marcia was sure the result resembled one. They're serving beer for goddesses' sake a plebeian selection with plebeian. The party was separated. Reason was predictably out of the window. And with that raucous any words worth saying would be lost to the cacophony.

To hell with it.
Violence seems to be the only answer people understand.
H4! Blast Wrestling Hooligan B!

"Alright you primitive screwheads! You want violence? I'll give you violence!"
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2112 on: January 18, 2020, 04:26:00 am »

Some poor hooligan, having already taken a punch to the face and then a gnome hacking at his shins, is sent sailing over the barrier as Jarvis crashes into him with the force of a speeding bull, landing pretty hard at the bottom. A groan and the man trying to pull himself to his feet tells Jarvis he didn't just kill a random drunk, but judging from the crunch, he isn't getting up for round two.
Quote from: Jarvis vs. Hooligan C
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)

Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 45, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan C takes 44 damage!

Wrestling Hooligan C is defeated!

Keilee, meanwhile, demonstrates the power of education to a drunk wrestling fan.

Namely, by smashing the book into his face. Not the most ideal form of education, but what do you do?
Quote from: Keilee vs. Hooligan H
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee is feeling good!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)

Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 47, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan H takes 52 damage!

Wrestling Hooligan H is defeated!

As Marcia adequately shows, fire, alcohol and stupidity do not in fact mix.
Quote from: Marcia vs. Hooligan B
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Shoes' Support activates!)

Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan B takes 32 damage!

Wrestling Hooligan B is defeated!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)
XP: 71/100
« Last Edit: January 19, 2020, 10:46:21 am by IamanElfCollaborator »
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2113 on: January 18, 2020, 05:00:56 am »

Suggested actions:
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  • Vlad: G4. Perform for Shoes and Marcia.
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Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 3: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom
« Reply #2114 on: January 18, 2020, 05:21:40 am »

"Don't try to stand up. MPMH were asking for this."
Jarvis slammed his lance against his shield in a taunting manner and prepared himself to deal with more of those darn hooligans.
"Come on, if MPMH to fight then so be it!"
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