It should be noted here that both Black and Blue hold the ability to "snipe" their Queens to either side of our King.
This is true. You wonder what reckless player (or chess intellectual!?) would make such a move, and get their queen captured so quickly? It kind of scares you.
Okay, question... what pieces does our Queen threaten right now? I need to know more about the way she interacts with the strange shape of the board.
FIGURE 1. Your queen. Queens and bishops are unable to travel through the diagonals z3-d7, or i3-e7 to another player's board.
Doing all of this wondering puts you to sleep for a moment. You have a nightmare about one of your nebulous opponents.
FIGURE 2. Colours so incoherent, and somebody else dominating the board! It's sickening.
Hm... Let me see. Looks like we'd swoosh past Red Bishop... wow.
We only threaten three pawns and a knight. Queens are dangerous indeed, but not now. Now, we
BACK IT UP!
Q/Wg4
Q/Wg4
+1
4a. Q/Wg4. BACK IT UP BACK IT UP BACK IT UP
You get the hell out of blue hell.
4b. BxWf1.
4c. P/Rd4.
4d. B/Yg5.
4e. P/Bd4. You watch in horror as Black curves round the landscape to capture, to consume your bishop. The other players continuing to open feels insignificant.
1 blue disadvantage. 3 white disadvantage.