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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2019, 05:20:51 am »

A - I wonder if we'll have the opportunity to restore he family's land and property. And anyone else who the last king did this too.

Sidequests??

In my SPAMKINGDOM!?

Who knows.



You decide to pursue her 'on the side'. You have no wife and no family obligations of any sort right now, so why not have some fun?

400 AEC, Autumn

The torrential rains that begun in the second half of the Summer have continued for too long, and many fields of cereal and vegetables have been pulverized. The harvest has suffered considerably and starvation has already shown up amongst the peasants living in some of the Kingdom's settlements!

You decide to...

A) Buy grain and foodstuffs from abroad to feed the hungry.
B) Do nothing, as you cannot spend money left and right every year.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2019, 05:22:15 am »

A - It's our responsibility after all
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2019, 05:35:02 am »

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We have some cash, so we might as well use it to show the people how awesome we are.
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« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2019, 06:18:25 am »

A, though we should try getting a project to increase it eventually
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2019, 06:28:36 am »

You decide to combat the starvation and buy food from abroad.

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The attempt proves a failure. Food is of course procured, but is distributed at irregular basis, angering the populace. The Treasury suffers because the vile merchants, wishing to profit from your Kingdom's suffering, artificially drive up prices.

400 AEC, Winter

Xmantha, the maid that you've taken as your mistress, curls up against your side, her large breasts caressing your arm. She has been suspiciously silent for a greater part of the evening today.

Finally, as its time to fall asleep, she lifts her head.

"My lord, do you know the tale of Princess Alaya and Sir Garail?"

A) "Isn't it that epic one where he overthrown his King just to marry her and make her his Queen?"
B) "Isn't it that bawdy one where they snuck out every night and later she bore him a child?"
C) "Sorry my dear, I'm not very good with fairy tales."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2019, 06:34:40 am »

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« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2019, 07:12:21 am »

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« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2019, 07:15:55 am »

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« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2019, 09:21:13 am »

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« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2019, 09:46:09 am »

You understand the allegory quite well.

Next morning, much to her excitement, you announce that Xmantha will be your Queen!

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The court takes the information quite well. It's not hard for them to accept it, after all, you're not quite exactly of noble birth either.

The simple ceremony takes place in the coming weeks, presided over the Priestess of the Mother, who blesses your marriage.

400 AEC, Midwinter

A letter has arrived from the Kingdom of Satorias, located southwards along the coastline.

In the letter, King Xon III demands that you retrun the Albarra province to the rightful claimant, that being Kingdom of Satorias.

The Advisor along with few courtiers politely remind you the situation of Albarra; it was once a city-state with strong ties to Satorias, once even governed by Satoriassi princes, but neither them nor Kings of Kastoria were 'bold' enough to annex the territory so that they won't provoke the other Kingdom into the war.

Then came Arrat, who threw the delicate balance into the air, seized Albarra, purged it of Satoriassi symphatizers, and shortly aferwards defeated King Xon II and then his son, King Jago II in a war that took place when you were a child. It's populous area filled with many cities, populated mostly by Kastorian peoples, adherents of brothers Dogu and Katte, rather than worshippers of Mother and Father.

No doubt, hearing of Arrat's downfall, the royal family of Satorias decided to make a move.

A) Fine, we can part with it. But how much do I get from the giveaway, though? Surely they don't think I will simply turn it over.
B) They can take it after they pry it from my own hands!
C) In the spirit of friendship and cooperation, let's give Albarra a status of free domain once more, but we won't give it to the Kingdom of Satorias.
D) Let's be generous and give the Province of Albarra to the Kingdom of Satorias.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2019, 10:34:17 am »

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We are a CHA character. CHA characters make good deals. Perhaps they can pay us in soldiers, so we can take more land to make up for what we have given away. We could also use friends and allies, but D is more likely to make us seem weak than it is to make us seem friendly.
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« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2019, 10:51:51 am »

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« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2019, 11:26:29 am »

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« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2019, 02:07:21 pm »

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« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2019, 02:17:52 pm »

You decide to counter the letter with an offer of monetary compensation for your supposed parting with Albarra province.

400 AEC, End of the Year

As you lay in bed with your Queen, enjoying the cool breeze of the coming new year, you hear rapping on the door.

Soon, the Advisor himself steps inside the bedroom, carrying with him some giant scrolls.

"My liege, I've brought the Scrolls of Kingdom Status for your review."

Happiness: 3
Population: 4
Economy: 5
Army: 4
*Navy: 1

"My liege, the people are somewhat unruly at the moment. There has been no revolts or such, but its best not to keep people's mood so low. Therefore, mayhaps we should sponsor a year full of festivities and revelry to ease their minds?"

A) "No, we need the money more than their loyalty."
B) "Sure! Wealth we can buy, happiness - not really."
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