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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 103175 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #360 on: June 14, 2019, 07:19:27 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #361 on: June 14, 2019, 07:51:55 am »

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You decide to raise the taxes for the next year.

407 AEC, Spring

Salt caravan from the west arrives on schedule.

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Salt remains reliable trade good and brings profits to the Treasury.

407 AEC, Summer

Whatever money there is left in the Treasury, is sent to the victors.

Fortunately this is also the last Summer in which money must be sent to Maestrimar. Only five more years of tribute to Kastoria and Albarra remain.

407 AEC, Midsummer

A delegation of Maellian diplomats arrives, with three wagons filled with money! The leader of the diplomats, a tall, bald, tanned man, bows in respect before you.

"Greetings, King Lycwl of Kastoria! Our mistress, the benevolent and ever-generous Queen Yanna, has learned that harsh tributes deplete the your royal Treasury, and therefore is offering a certain amount of money as a gift." The Advisor coughs.

"A gift?"

"Well!" The head diplomat smiles. "Queen Yanna believes in fair trade and fair repayments, and only asks that when you rebuild your wealth, you simply send the money back as a sign of your own, personal, generosity. Consider this our own way at strengthening relationships between countries and royal families."

You decide to...

A) Take the money.
B) Reject the gift.
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« Reply #362 on: June 14, 2019, 07:54:36 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #363 on: June 14, 2019, 07:56:24 am »

A - I sense strings attached, but I'm not gonna say no to this
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« Reply #364 on: June 14, 2019, 07:58:09 am »

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« Reply #365 on: June 14, 2019, 08:08:17 am »

You accept the money. The diplomats leave the coinage with you and leave the premises.

The Treasurer reports that the money received is slightly more than the Treasury got from the salt trade this year. Not much to do with, but also not much to repay in the future.

407 AEC, Autumn

You wife Xmantha gives birth to a girl! She names the loudly crying baby 'Arina', per Mother's priviledge.

407 AEC, Two mornings later

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You hold the hand of your dearest wife. It is cold to touch and her skin, once healthy and beautiful, is now attaining the sickly whiteness of death.

Complications from birth of Arina have allowed a fever to set in yesterday, a fever that astounded your healers with its severity and speed in which it put Xmantha into bed. And just a moment ago, the healers called for you, as your wife have passed away in great pain.

Along with other courtiers, you put on the black hood of mourning.

A) -
B) A grand statue of marble and gold must be commissioned to preserve her image!
C) She will always have a special place in my heart.
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« Reply #366 on: June 14, 2019, 08:10:03 am »

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On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating
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« Reply #367 on: June 14, 2019, 08:13:23 am »

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« Reply #368 on: June 14, 2019, 08:16:41 am »

Wait, technically you don't have enough money for A.

* Haspen goes remove it.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #369 on: June 14, 2019, 08:19:48 am »

C Just dump her in the river it'll save some money.
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« Reply #370 on: June 14, 2019, 08:23:31 am »

I wanted to do A or B, but I don't think we really have money for either...

Although, we are paying less in reparations now, so I think we can afford it

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« Reply #371 on: June 14, 2019, 08:42:50 am »

You decide that you do not need to build special monuments to remember Xmantha.

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Unfortunately, that disturbs the more religious of your courtiers who see your blatant lack of reverence to your wife, who gave her life during labor, as gross offence against the Mother and Father. You try to reason and calm them down, but its obvious that if part of your nobles will get angry, some of your peasants will get angry as well.

407 AEC, Winter

Terrible news! Black fever, the lethal disease that kills hundreds of children per year, have infested the body of your little son, Kemen!

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Fortunately, he is one of those lucky children who not only survive the disease, but get back to full health afterwards. What a champ!

407 AEC, Midwinter

Torrential rains this Winter have devastated the coast lands of Kastoria. Many settlements have been flooded or otherwise inundated, leaving many people homeless and without means of survival.

Mayors and elders of cities and villages in the south desperately plead the Crown to provide them with cash, so that they can expand their relief efforts for greater percentrage of affected populace.

A) "Sorry, but I need the cash."
B) "Of course they can have it!"
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« Reply #372 on: June 14, 2019, 08:50:40 am »

B
I'm not sure whether this would be a hit against Happiness or Population, and I don't want to find out.
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« Reply #373 on: June 14, 2019, 08:52:20 am »

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On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating
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« Reply #374 on: June 14, 2019, 08:53:19 am »

B - We need to show we care
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