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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 103235 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #375 on: June 14, 2019, 09:02:51 am »

You order the money to be sent to the affected areas, while Treasurer stands nearby, eyes full of tears.

407 AEC, Late Winter

You're in middle of a small council with some of your noblemen, debating name changes for some roads in the capital, when suddenly someone crashes through the window!

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It's one of your orcish bodyguards! Who dares he- oh wait, there's someone underneath him, pinned to the ground.

Other orcs yell and growl as they haul the young man from the ground, who only now you see is armed with a sword at his belt.

"Who are you and what is this commotion about? Your King demands an explanation!"

"You are no King!" He yells and spits some bloody saliva at your feet. "I'm Vitor, son of Arrat and the true King of Kastoria! I'm here to dethrone you!"

A) "You ain't dethroning anyone! To dungeon with him!"
B) "Prove your worth to the throne, then. Fight me!!
C) "Then list the laws that would make you more legitimate than me!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #376 on: June 14, 2019, 09:27:04 am »

A

We're no duelist, and we did kinda lead a rebellion so I'm not sure of the legalities here.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #377 on: June 14, 2019, 10:28:42 am »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #378 on: June 14, 2019, 11:36:45 am »

I'm curious about C, but it would probably be easier to go with A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #379 on: June 14, 2019, 11:39:51 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #380 on: June 14, 2019, 12:55:17 pm »

You have him hauled off to the dungeon. He shouts that your illegitimate tyranny will be squashed by people of good conscience, and that's the last anyone hears of him.

407 AEC, End of the Year

You wipe the sweat from your eyebrow.

Happiness: 3
Population: 3
Economy: 0!
Army: 4
*Navy: 1

"My liege, we must do something, for our Treasury is empty!"

About extra year of higher taxation...

A) We must!
B) Noooo!

As for dismissing soldiers and selling ships...

A) Let's sell the ships, but we must keep our Army intact!
B) We need to dismiss part of Army and sell the Navy, or else all is lost!
C) Navy must not be touched, dismiss some soldiers instead!
D) Everything's fine. We don't need to do this!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #381 on: June 14, 2019, 01:04:38 pm »

AC

We just got done building the navy
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« Reply #382 on: June 14, 2019, 01:09:48 pm »

AA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #383 on: June 14, 2019, 01:14:13 pm »

AC - We need some sort of Navy, but we also need money
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #384 on: June 14, 2019, 01:21:03 pm »

AC
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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« Reply #385 on: June 14, 2019, 02:04:13 pm »

AC
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« Reply #386 on: June 14, 2019, 02:56:59 pm »

You order the high taxation to be upheld and part of the Army dismissed, their gear and wages re-sent to the Treasury.

407 AEC, Spring

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Salt caravan means hard profit.

However, there's a potentially dangerous situation developing in the southwest!

A young man called Velason has risen against you, with some of your so-far-loyal noblemen pledging support to him! Citing your terrible choices of the past, high taxation, oppression of peasants and inability to protect the Kingdom from evil and enemies, he has gathered a troop of nearly four thousand men (mostly city militia and armed peasantry), and has swore to either overthrow Lycwylian dynasty, or die trying.

You must dedicate all your resources against him, else all is lost!



Congratulations! An usurpation rebellion is underway!

If you will be unable to keep the capital in your hands, or you will get killed while Valeson is still active, your dynasty will crumble, and the game will end.

Good luck!



War council gathers, because such an armed uprising, backed by peasants and nobles alike, cannot be treated as anything but proper army.

"Sire, there's nothing but send our Army against Valeson and try to cut his vile head off!" The courtiers and officers alike nod in agreement.

"The question is, whether you wish to lead our soldiers against the pretender?"

A) "And get killed in the first skirmish? No, thank you."
B) "Nobody stands in my way and lives! SADDLE MY STEED!!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #387 on: June 14, 2019, 03:10:15 pm »

Trololol. Don't need boats to fight a rebellion... :facepalm:

B - With happiness in the toilet the army's loyalty is in question. We should be there to put some steel in their spines and our honeyed words in their ears.
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« Reply #388 on: June 14, 2019, 03:12:06 pm »

B
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« Reply #389 on: June 14, 2019, 03:13:52 pm »

B
We messed up, here's hoping we can do this
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