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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 103172 times)

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #420 on: June 18, 2019, 03:21:25 pm »

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« Reply #421 on: June 18, 2019, 03:49:51 pm »

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Last time we didn't do this, things got worse
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #422 on: June 18, 2019, 04:00:09 pm »

D No negotiating with a pretender.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #423 on: June 18, 2019, 04:57:45 pm »

A - We aren't really negotiating with the pretender so much as his men. If they realise we are militarily superior and merciful, they'll deliver him to us in chains so that everyone on this battlefield gets to go home. Except Velason, but he's just one guy and we don't like him.
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« Reply #424 on: June 18, 2019, 05:23:51 pm »

Mmm... novote for now.
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« Reply #425 on: June 19, 2019, 06:37:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #426 on: June 20, 2019, 05:15:57 am »

You announce that you will negotiate with the pretender.

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Next morning, your officers wake you up! A thousand of your men deserted to the pretender's side over the night, the reason being that if you're negotiating with a rebel, you're weak and soft and so on!

The loyal ones who are at your sideare demoralized and they're not afraid of voicing their worries about their future under your banner...

Battle horns! The pretender's army, bolstered by deserters from your camp, is moving right towards your camp.

It seems that you're now receiving your reply to the letter of negotiations.

A) We must retreat!
B) Form ranks! We shall be fighting!
C) I shall lead the fronlines to glory or death!!
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« Reply #427 on: June 20, 2019, 05:51:06 am »

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« Reply #428 on: June 20, 2019, 05:54:49 am »

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« Reply #429 on: June 20, 2019, 06:25:12 am »

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« Reply #430 on: June 20, 2019, 06:26:56 am »

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« Reply #431 on: June 20, 2019, 06:51:52 am »

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« Reply #432 on: June 20, 2019, 08:21:01 am »

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« Reply #433 on: June 20, 2019, 08:46:46 am »

Your army faces the pretender's, your soldiers afraid for their lives.

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Despite the weaknesses and the disadvantages, you manage to lead the ranks into the fray and inflict considerable damage against Velason's forces. You yourself cut down several soldiers, blood and bits of flesh staining your armor and pants and your horse.

Seeing you fighting like a lion, despite the odds, seems to have rebuilt the fighting spirit of your soldiers as well.

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The fighting continues to go your way, and it seems that the bodies of the rebels are more aplenty on the ground that the ones clad in the dark-red of the Kastorian emblem.

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But you put yourself way to the front, and suddenly find that you're surrounded mostly by Velason's rebels! You cut them down before you hear a neigh and a shout - a man in a cape and helmet rushes at you! Is this Velason himself, challenging you to a duel to the death!?

A) CHAAAAARGE!!
B) RUN AWAAAY!!
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« Reply #434 on: June 20, 2019, 08:52:31 am »

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