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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 103409 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #480 on: June 28, 2019, 03:55:02 pm »

You ask for bad news first.

"My liege, the five-thousand strong contingent of Xane-Peonians entered the Kingdom's borders from the west, and met with forces of the pretender; a bloody melee ensued and our allies' force was destroyed!"

"...and good news?"

"Reports have it that during the melee, Velason was greviously wounded by arrow fire. He is bedridden and his supporters apparently went as far as to deliver large sacrifices upon Father's and Mother's altars to safeguard his life. No one's sure if he will recover."

A) "Well, send your agents to ensure that he won't!"
B) "See? All we need to do is wait now. I'm going back to sleep."
C) "Order the marshal to send our Army to destroy him and his men!"
D) "Get me my saddle and my sword! I will cut his heart off personally!!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #481 on: June 28, 2019, 04:10:26 pm »

A
We have to make sure of this
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #482 on: June 28, 2019, 04:26:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #483 on: June 28, 2019, 04:46:15 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #484 on: June 28, 2019, 05:23:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #485 on: June 28, 2019, 05:25:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #486 on: June 29, 2019, 03:33:37 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #487 on: July 01, 2019, 04:37:42 pm »

You tell the Spymaster to send his agents and ensure that Velason does not walk on his leg anymore.

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The news of Velason's sudden death reach your ears faster than Spymaster can deliver his report. His agent, posing as a healer, has snuck into the camp, and administered poison amongst medicines of usurper's healers. Velason was dead before the morning sun managed to rise!

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This was the signal that the loyal peoples living in the west waited for. They quickly retook keeps and city councils from the disloyal scum, arresting, killing, or forcing Velason's men into exile. Rebel armies disbanded and their soldiers fled into the woods and mountains, much like supporting noblemen suddenly disappeared from their estates, along with their families and riches, never to be seen within Kastorian borders again.

The people of the Kingdom, however, took the news with little joy. Mayhaps they were too tired to celebrate, maybe it was something else, but the general, underlying unrest and dissastifaction with your rule remains.

At least, you're done with one catastrophe and prepare for the next, whenever it strikes.



Congratulations! Lycwl has survived an usurpation rebellion!



Shortly after the celebratory feast is done, the guards inform you that two people want to meet with you for an audience.

One is a prospector and an old miner, claiming to have found malachite in the northern hills, while the other is an exhausted rider, saying that a terrible beast has appeared in the far east of the kingdom, having crawled out of the Grey Plains.

A) I've got to hear that monster report first, obviously!
B) Let's hear out the miner before my mood sours further.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #488 on: July 01, 2019, 05:08:13 pm »

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We need to deal with the monster before it reaches us
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« Reply #489 on: July 01, 2019, 06:25:23 pm »

B I expect will be a quick yes or no.
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« Reply #490 on: July 01, 2019, 10:18:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #491 on: July 02, 2019, 12:20:00 am »

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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #492 on: July 02, 2019, 04:15:45 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #493 on: July 02, 2019, 05:22:58 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #494 on: July 02, 2019, 09:02:21 am »

You decide to hear out the monster report first.

Ushurulumzuk Diamondtested the Bane of Flesh has arrived! A giant legless humanoid with no skeleton. It crawls menacingly across the land, its milky gaze inducing insanity in its hapless victims. Beware its necrotic vomit!

The messenger says that the monstrosity has came forth from the direction of Orcish homeland. Whilst it is currently crawling about barely populated areas of northeast, it's probably a matter of time before it stumbles toward central Kastoria or elsewhere with its populous cities and fertile meadows.

A) Our army shall destroy the monster!
B) It will go away on its own, right? We just gotta wait.
C) We can do naught but ask a Witch for help!
D) Time to hire lvl30+ adventurers to kill this thing!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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