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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 101797 times)

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #390 on: June 14, 2019, 03:42:57 pm »

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« Reply #391 on: June 14, 2019, 04:48:38 pm »

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« Reply #392 on: June 14, 2019, 04:50:00 pm »

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"Permission to fight has been given to those who are being fought, because they were wronged. And indeed, Allah is competent to give them victory." -- The Quran, Sahih International 22:39.

“And when that day comes, I know you will move to the sound of the guns and do your duty, and you will fight, and you will win.” -- Mike Pence, to West Point graduates.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #393 on: June 14, 2019, 05:15:56 pm »

You declare that you will personally see Velason's head chopped off!



Congratulations! King Lycwl has embarked on his first military campaign!

During his absence in the capital, the Advisor and other courtiers will manage national affairs.



You lead the Army out of the capital, and the citizenry gives you unsure stares. Are they plotting, worried, hoping? Who knows.

407 AEC, Mid-Spring

Just as your scouts report that Velason's 'army' is stationed over the hills to the west, one of the Spymaster's agents visits you in your tent.

"Greetings, sire. There's a situation developing in the capital."

"What kind of situation?"

"Sire, the Spymaster and the Advisor have recently learned that there's a faction of courtiers that is talking in the side corridors and dimly lit rooms about abandoning you and finding their fortunes under someone else's banner. The Advisor is asking whether we should use bribes, dialogue or force to deal with the disloyal schemers."

A) "Purge them all!"
B) "Bribe them!"
C) "Convince them!"
D) "Leave them, we've got more important things to worry about."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #394 on: June 14, 2019, 05:19:12 pm »

D

One rebellion at a time please.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #395 on: June 14, 2019, 05:29:13 pm »

D - We'll deal with them when we get back. If our counter-rebellion campaign is successful we may cow them into obedience. If we fail it ain't our problem any more.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #396 on: June 14, 2019, 06:21:33 pm »

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Even if we win this, if our courtiers go against us, we won't have akingdom to come back to
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« Reply #397 on: June 14, 2019, 06:27:03 pm »

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« Reply #398 on: June 14, 2019, 06:28:16 pm »

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On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating
By the way, it (my name) is pronounced "ah-zee".

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #399 on: June 14, 2019, 09:24:42 pm »

A mix — try to convince them first, and then bribe those who do not agree, and then purge (exile or kill) those who are not persuaded by coin.
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« Reply #400 on: June 14, 2019, 10:26:13 pm »

C We are always good at talking people down.

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« Reply #401 on: June 15, 2019, 12:00:29 am »

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« Reply #402 on: June 15, 2019, 04:51:29 am »

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« Reply #403 on: June 15, 2019, 04:08:18 pm »

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You ask the agent to convey the orders to your loyal courtiers - talk and convince the doubtful ones to abandon their troublemaking.

An hour later, a scout arrives bringing news.

"Sire, the pretender has despatched two thirds of his Army, militia and spearmen and what little cavalry he had, to battle you. He himself has taken the rest and is moving back to whence he came." Your officers are clamor for battle - the leaderless troop in front of you will not be must of an issue.

You decide to...

A) Retreat! We can't risk losing our army here in combat!
B) Fight the masses, and then pursue the pretender.
C) Send half the Army to fight the militia, and take other half to chase Velason.
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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« Reply #404 on: June 15, 2019, 04:27:24 pm »

B - Let's make the most of the split
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