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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1665 on: September 23, 2019, 02:19:07 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1666 on: September 23, 2019, 06:16:52 am »

B
I would say something, but I think taunting Murphy is a bad idea.
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On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating
By the way, it (my name) is pronounced "ah-zee".

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1667 on: September 23, 2019, 07:38:42 am »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1668 on: September 23, 2019, 07:44:45 am »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1669 on: September 23, 2019, 12:50:55 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1670 on: September 23, 2019, 02:02:02 pm »

You decide to raise the taxes. The Advisor leaves in a hurry to send the orders so that the money is gathered on time, before End of the Year.

With initial governmental affairs out of the way, you now have to face the dreaded difficulty of your marital life.

Your wife, beautiful Ane of Gellaine, wants nothing to do with a man paralyzed below his waist. Doesn't help that your loins are pretty much in eternal slumber, too. You did try some strange herbal tinctures, which had plethora of unfortunate effects (like sweating, or flatulence), and your wife still did not budge.

At least she remains faithful, content with her high status and riches, but you reckon she will one day give in to the urges.

A) Time to talk with her and reminder her about her duties to the throne and the dynasty of Lycwl!
B) I shall buy her heart with pretty dresses and trinkets. I have the all the money of the Treasury for that, after all.
C) I'm pretty sure that she will come to me on her own, now that I'm a King!
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1671 on: September 23, 2019, 02:14:23 pm »

C

Not because it's a good choice, but because none of these are gonna work. We are gonna need an artifact or a witch or something, if it's even worth it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1672 on: September 23, 2019, 02:16:02 pm »

C - Maybe the drakes can craft something that will help. I wouldn't want to consider a witch after what our grandfather went through though.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1673 on: September 23, 2019, 02:20:16 pm »

B
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1674 on: September 23, 2019, 02:59:59 pm »

B

Honestly, I wouldn't mind coming to an understanding with her and the spymaster. Let her sleep around, silence her partners, claim the kids as our own.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1675 on: September 23, 2019, 03:43:01 pm »

C I disagree. I'd rather another branch of the family inherit over allowing the bloodline to be subverted.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1676 on: September 23, 2019, 04:50:43 pm »

C I disagree. I'd rather another branch of the family inherit over allowing the bloodline to be subverted.

Other branches are forgien. Giving them the throne will get messy. Subverting the bloodline is only messy if we get caught.

At some point I guess the nobles will confront us about the inheritance situation, and we can handle that issue then.
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« Reply #1677 on: September 23, 2019, 05:12:31 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1678 on: September 23, 2019, 05:21:11 pm »

We still have a Uncle Martin in the Kingdom to inherit and hopefully he's had children of his own.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1679 on: September 23, 2019, 06:28:40 pm »

Haspen said forigners were next in line when Iakes had to choose if he wanted the throne or not.

Edit: I will change my vote to B though. Try to put off any infidelity until Haspen confronts us with succession matters and we can better understand our options.
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