Turn 4: Perfectly Adequate
The ripples in reality slowly stop, and the gods are put at ease.
ykuvr attempts to end Rosebush's pain, but is halted by many gods. The crisis is over for now.
Delicio finally manages to get a slime onto the Rosebush planet. It is a magic slime that teaches the kangas how to release energy by speaking its language.
Ultra Chungus lightly breads the pickle, but left his dill in another dimensional cabinet.
Petra gives the communist deerfolk the ability to manipulate water. It is quite effective at putting out fires.
Moonflower makes one of the (rolls) communists a good and jolly fellow who wants to bring the two sides together. His ideas are immediately shut down by the remaining violent bunch.
Thalos give deerfolk and kanga slabs of burial rites, and more death magic. They are now both a scary bunch....
The facist deer are blessed by Burt with berserker powers and steel skeletons. Thinking ahead, Burt removes the brine so they do not drown.
The gods line up to ask Autochton their questions:
"Farfalle pasta is best with a Butter Garlic sauce."
"I only wish for someone to talk to."
Eronstile decides to grant Autochton the ability to travel between dimensions. It is an amazing success! In fact, Autochton is able to not only travel between them, but look into them now....and he finds something that was lost.
The humans from Universe 0 have been summoned to the surface of Autochton.
Amidst such an amazing event, Petra tries to give her hive mind flowers sapience, but only manages to make them even spooky smarter.
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