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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #360 on: July 03, 2019, 10:32:37 am »

ykuvr
Aspect: music,erasure

Ykuvr erases itself from existence
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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #361 on: July 03, 2019, 10:48:40 am »

ykuvr
Aspect: music,erasure

Ykuvr erases itself from existence
Why?

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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #362 on: July 03, 2019, 10:52:14 am »

ykuvr
Aspect: music,erasure

Ykuvr erases itself from existence
Why?

I was going to drop the game and wanted excuse for why Ykuvr  is missing.
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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #363 on: July 03, 2019, 12:08:08 pm »

ykuvr
Aspect: music,erasure

Ykuvr erases itself from existence
Why?


I was going to drop the game and wanted excuse for why Ykuvr  is missing.
Yes, why are you dropping out?

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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #364 on: July 03, 2019, 12:08:33 pm »

Name: Burt
Color: Orange
Aspect: Chaos, Pickle

"I'm tired of you damn commies messing with my stuff, so I'm gonna throw the pickle into the sun."
Throw the space pickle into the sun.
Name: Asrieth
Color: Blue
Aspect: Water

I won't let the space pickle disappear. Prevent the space pickle from being destroyed, if necessary postponing everything else I do this turn until next turn.
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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #365 on: July 03, 2019, 12:16:55 pm »

...it occurs to me that humans are on Autochton and none of us are doing anything about it. And people need to eat and are currently on a metal planet.

Work with Autochton to see if we can set up food production areas on its surface.

Ultra Chungus
Aspect: Food/Cooking

Use the remainder of the turn to assist in this endeavor. Specifically, begin a foodie religion among the humans, promising an everlasting feast upon entering the afterlife. Follow the tenets of the Holy Cookbook and everlasting satiety shall be your eternal reward.

Laze about afterwards.
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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #366 on: July 03, 2019, 12:51:06 pm »

...it occurs to me that humans are on Autochton and none of us are doing anything about it. And people need to eat and are currently on a metal planet.

Work with Autochton to see if we can set up food production areas on its surface.

Ultra Chungus
Aspect: Food/Cooking

Use the remainder of the turn to assist in this endeavor. Specifically, begin a foodie religion among the humans, promising an everlasting feast upon entering the afterlife. Follow the tenets of the Holy Cookbook and everlasting satiety shall be your eternal reward.

Laze about afterwards.

The metal planet doesnít have food though, unless the humans start eating each other...

Petra
Aspects:Weather, Ice
Make it rain Metalfruit seeds on Autochton. Tell Autochton that the Metalfruit will provide food for the humans, so they donít eat each other. The Metalfruit is a gray and green plant that uses photosynthesis and metal to create small gray berries for the humans to eat. Despite their small size, they are very filling and are nutritious. When Metalfruit die, they sink back into Autochton and give back the metal that was used to create them. When humans die, new Metalfruits grow, as the seeds within the berries donít get digested and stay dormant until cell activity around them stops.
ďHopefully the fact that when Metalfruit die they recycle themselves into you means you donít get hurt by this. Just in case, though,
Have it rain liquid metal on areas where no humans or Metalfruit reside, that cools upon landing. This liquid metal rain will last for 2 star orbits and will stop for 10 star orbits, giving Autochton time to shape the resultant pillars into whatever he wants or needs, like size increases, sculptures, sensory organs, or whatever Autochton wants to. The metal will reliquify when Autochton wants to move it.

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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #367 on: July 03, 2019, 12:55:02 pm »

...it occurs to me that humans are on Autochton and none of us are doing anything about it. And people need to eat and are currently on a metal planet.

Work with Autochton to see if we can set up food production areas on its surface.

Ultra Chungus
Aspect: Food/Cooking

Use the remainder of the turn to assist in this endeavor. Specifically, begin a foodie religion among the humans, promising an everlasting feast upon entering the afterlife. Follow the tenets of the Holy Cookbook and everlasting satiety shall be your eternal reward.

Laze about afterwards.

The metal planet doesnít have food though, unless the humans start eating each other...

Petra
Aspects:Weather, Ice
Make it rain Metalfruit seeds on Autochton. Tell Autochton that the Metalfruit will provide food for the humans, so they donít eat each other. The Metalfruit is a gray and green plant that uses photosynthesis and metal to create small gray berries for the humans to eat. Despite their small size, they are very filling and are nutritious. When Metalfruit die, they sink back into Autochton and give back the metal that was used to create them. When humans die, new Metalfruits grow, as the seeds within the berries donít get digested and stay dormant until cell activity around them stops.
ďHopefully the fact that when Metalfruit die they recycle themselves into you means you donít get hurt by this. Just in case, though,
Have it rain liquid metal on areas where no humans or Metalfruit reside, that cools upon landing. This liquid metal rain will last for 2 star orbits and will stop for 10 star orbits, giving Autochton time to shape the resultant pillars into whatever he wants or needs, like size increases, sculptures, sensory organs, or whatever Autochton wants to. The metal will reliquify when Autochton wants to move it.
The food production was supposed to be magical in nature. It wasn't going to involve any soylent green nonsense.
Regardless, though, ok.
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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #368 on: July 03, 2019, 02:00:44 pm »

...it occurs to me that humans are on Autochton and none of us are doing anything about it. And people need to eat and are currently on a metal planet.

Work with Autochton to see if we can set up food production areas on its surface.

Ultra Chungus
Aspect: Food/Cooking

Use the remainder of the turn to assist in this endeavor. Specifically, begin a foodie religion among the humans, promising an everlasting feast upon entering the afterlife. Follow the tenets of the Holy Cookbook and everlasting satiety shall be your eternal reward.

Laze about afterwards.

The metal planet doesnít have food though, unless the humans start eating each other...

Petra
Aspects:Weather, Ice
Make it rain Metalfruit seeds on Autochton. Tell Autochton that the Metalfruit will provide food for the humans, so they donít eat each other. The Metalfruit is a gray and green plant that uses photosynthesis and metal to create small gray berries for the humans to eat. Despite their small size, they are very filling and are nutritious. When Metalfruit die, they sink back into Autochton and give back the metal that was used to create them. When humans die, new Metalfruits grow, as the seeds within the berries donít get digested and stay dormant until cell activity around them stops.
ďHopefully the fact that when Metalfruit die they recycle themselves into you means you donít get hurt by this. Just in case, though,
Have it rain liquid metal on areas where no humans or Metalfruit reside, that cools upon landing. This liquid metal rain will last for 2 star orbits and will stop for 10 star orbits, giving Autochton time to shape the resultant pillars into whatever he wants or needs, like size increases, sculptures, sensory organs, or whatever Autochton wants to. The metal will reliquify when Autochton wants to move it.
The food production was supposed to be magical in nature. It wasn't going to involve any soylent green nonsense.
Regardless, though, ok.
You can give magical food to them too

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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #369 on: July 03, 2019, 02:04:33 pm »

Name: Burt
Color: Orange
Aspect: Chaos, Pickle

"I'm tired of you damn commies messing with my stuff, so I'm gonna throw the pickle into the sun."
Throw the space pickle into the sun.
The pickle is in a jar. It canít do stuff to other things in the universe, and I suspect other things in the universe canít do things to it.

^^^^
Gotta pop that lid open, and it is sealed really tight.
"Oh no, not a jar...   who the hell cares about a damn jar."
Bust that damn jar and throw the pickle into the sun, if I can't bust it just throw the damn jar into the sun.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #370 on: July 03, 2019, 02:05:17 pm »

ALL METAL FOOD SHALL BE INCLUDED IN THE HOLY COOKBOOK, MAGICAL OR NO.

NO CANNIBALISM, THOUGH.

Also Ultra Chungus, God of Food, is unsettled by the attempted destruction of the giant roasted space pickle, but does not make an attempt to interfere.
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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #371 on: July 03, 2019, 02:32:05 pm »

ALL METAL FOOD SHALL BE INCLUDED IN THE HOLY COOKBOOK, MAGICAL OR NO.

NO CANNIBALISM, THOUGH.

Also Ultra Chungus, God of Food, is unsettled by the attempted destruction of the giant roasted space pickle, but does not make an attempt to interfere.
Itís not cannibalism. They eat the plants, which just happen to grow in the corpses of those that eat it...

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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #372 on: July 03, 2019, 02:43:30 pm »

Also Ultra Chungus, God of Food, is unsettled by the attempted destruction of the giant roasted space pickle, but does not make an attempt to interfere.
At the very least, it should be sliced and put on cosmic hamburgers for us all to enjoy.
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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #373 on: July 03, 2019, 02:51:39 pm »

ALL METAL FOOD SHALL BE INCLUDED IN THE HOLY COOKBOOK, MAGICAL OR NO.

NO CANNIBALISM, THOUGH.

Also Ultra Chungus, God of Food, is unsettled by the attempted destruction of the giant roasted space pickle, but does not make an attempt to interfere.
Itís not cannibalism. They eat the plants, which just happen to grow in the corpses of those that eat it...

Ultra Chungus is not a God of Nature or Laws of Plant Growth, and therefore has no feelings on this cycle of life. Berries are not Humans, and therefore there is no conflict.

Also Ultra Chungus, God of Food, is unsettled by the attempted destruction of the giant roasted space pickle, but does not make an attempt to interfere.
At the very least, it should be sliced and put on cosmic hamburgers for us all to enjoy.

Agreed! However, Ultra Chungus shall not interfere with the handling of another God's foodstuffs save in egregious cases. One's food is their own.
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Re: Lousy Gods
« Reply #374 on: July 03, 2019, 05:06:38 pm »

Moonflower makes no such promises of not meddling. She is a lousy goddess like that.
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