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Author Topic: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas  (Read 3189 times)

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”Thank you. My name is Fiona. Sorry about coming into your room, I was super thirsty and went for whatever water was nearby. I can find more for you to make up for what I drank.” Say this to Tohn, then ask why he needs the military weapons

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”Thank you. My name is Fiona. Sorry about coming into your room, I was super thirsty and went for whatever water was nearby. I can find more for you to make up for what I drank.” Say this to Tohn, then ask why he needs the military weapons
"Thanks, but I don't need the water, you're welcome to drink here. You see, I need the weapons because I'm currently waging a war against an evil cult of evil, so more firepower is good."

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“A cult? What do you know about this cult, other than their evilness? What makes them evil? What are they trying to accomplish? Knowing this can allow for thinking in their minds, thus helping us defeat them”

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"The evil cult of evilness wants to suck the joy out of Christmas to summon a dark god into this world. They must be stopped because they are evil. Oh, and they operate out from beneath the library."

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Name: 0cra
Bubblegum Remaining: 4
Favourite Movie or Song: the crazybus title screen™️

>Use my katana to start ripping out important stuff from the inside of the Helmut.
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“Ah.i wonder if it would be possible to destroy them from the inside”

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I'm just gonna take the last spot.

Name: Burt
Bubblegum Remaining: 8
Favourite Movie or Song: Private Idaho

Wake up and go take a shit.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2019, 07:07:05 am »

Name: John Jones
Bubblegum Remaining: 4.
Favourite Movie or Song: Don't Stop Me Now

Now while it is distracted attack with a Shoryuken then do an air combo.
[1] Feeling a perfect opportunity to strike you run straight at the Terminator lookalike and leap straight at him. You would have propably decapitated your target with a well placed uppercut. You would have been the coolest person in the room. People would make movies about you and your teenage fans would send you nudes.

That is, if the weeb wearing He-man as a fursuit wasn't blindly swinging his katana. The last thing you hear before dying is "nothing personnel, kid".

You're standing before the pearly gates to heaven. In front of you is a long queue of people waiting to be admitted in by the Big Pete himself.

Name: 0cra
Bubblegum Remaining: 4
Favourite Movie or Song: the crazybus title screen™️

>Use my katana to start ripping out important stuff from the inside of the Helmut.
[2] You mutter a hostile copypasta as you slash blindly with your samurai sword. You feel like you hit something, so you smugly grin and prepare for the killshot. Placing the sword on Helmut's stomach you impale him and yourself with one brilliant move. As you lie there dying the great announcer in the sky exclaims "DOUBLE KILL". Helmut is largely unfazed by this stab. You're kinda alive, but kinda not. Might wanna do something about that.

“Ah.i wonder if it would be possible to destroy them from the inside”
Tohn Jravolta looks intrigued. "You're saying we join up and fight them undercover? Sounds like a buddy cop movie I was about to star in. I'm all in!"

((You have an action queued up.))

I'm just gonna take the last spot.

Name: Burt
Bubblegum Remaining: 8
Favourite Movie or Song: Private Idaho

Wake up and go take a shit.
[10] You managed exactly half of that action. You dream of being an egg-laying hen.

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Re: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2019, 07:37:37 am »

“Ah.i wonder if it would be possible to destroy them from the inside”
Tohn Jravolta looks intrigued. "You're saying we join up and fight them undercover? Sounds like a buddy cop movie I was about to star in. I'm all in!"

((You have an action queued up.))
((So I wait this turn? Or do I say Try to join the cult?

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Re: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2019, 07:39:03 am »

Name: 0cra
Bubblegum Remaining: 4 (3 next turn)
Favourite Movie or Song: the crazybus title screen™️

>Use a stick of bubblegum to self revive, and teleport (with my katana + tommy gun) to a safe distance and heal up.
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Re: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2019, 07:47:40 am »

Name: John Jones
Bubblegum Remaining: 4.
Favourite Movie or Song: Don't Stop Me Now

Consume bubblegum Kick the floor of heaven fall back to the world of the living in front of the pizzeria.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Re: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2019, 08:00:46 am »

“Ah.i wonder if it would be possible to destroy them from the inside”
Tohn Jravolta looks intrigued. "You're saying we join up and fight them undercover? Sounds like a buddy cop movie I was about to star in. I'm all in!"

((You have an action queued up.))
((So I wait this turn? Or do I say Try to join the cult?
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[5] Ignoring your protesting survival instinct, you swagger out of the dorms and across the entirety of the campus until you reach the library. You burst through the door and see that the old furnishings like bookshelves and desks have been replaced with pews, altars and blood sacrifices. Also, instead of a cranky librarian and busy college students there are dozens upon dozens of people robed in brown and black robes chanting ominously in latin. You announce loudly "Yo, is this the compound of the crazy-ass cultist bitches? Where do I sign up?" Tohn does his best 'I'm with her' look'. If you bothered to look at him you'd wonder how in nine hells did he manage to get an acting career going. But anyway, once you finish interrupting their ceremony a black robed cultist runs up and takes off his hood revealing he is in fact Tom Cruise! With his golden-boy smile he says "Indeed, we are the crazy murderous cult that's making waves across town! If you want to sign up, you just have to come with me. You'll have a little test, nothing serious mind you, and you'll be able to get your complimentary robe, cherry pie, sacrificial dagger and sawed-off shotgun, and let me tell you that pie is great!" Tom Cruise grabs you by the wrist and pulls towards an adjacent room, where several cribs and fridges are lined up against the wall. Tohn awkwardly follows you, ignored by everyone in the building. Cruise at this point opens the fridge and pulls out a basket with what appears to be a human baby. He hands the basket to you and says "Here, if you want to join you have to eat this!" with the widest smile his lizard genes allow. The baby is very pleasant looking and smells vaguely of cherries.

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Re: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas
« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2019, 08:42:53 am »

Name:Fiona
Bubblegum Remaining:8
Favourite Movie or Song:this song
Eat the baby

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Re: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2019, 08:56:28 am »

Cruise at this point opens the fridge and pulls out a basket with what appears to be a human baby. He hands the basket to you and says "Here, if you want to join you have to eat this!"

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Re: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas
« Reply #59 on: July 18, 2019, 03:14:33 am »

Name: Burt
Bubblegum Remaining: 8
Favourite Movie or Song: Private Idaho

Pinch my self to wake up then get new pants.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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