Bartholomew the cyborg is the one who acts first, springing up as his dog, Asimov, comes from behind and begins to lick his master. Bartholomew gives him a small pet on the head, and then activates his morph, transforming in the same kind of German Shepherd as Asimov. Using his newfound dog speed, he and Asimov run off [5] managing to get out of the frying pan for now as they escape onto the calm streets of the Indonesian night.
Sue is next, and he quickly realizes he is surrounded. Even as a pair of dogs escape, there are still three others vying for him, and he needs to act fast. [10+2 (General Magic) +1 (Lightning Specialty) v 9] He fires chain lightning, mainly as a distraction, firstly hitting Nax the Spiteful. The blast downright
cooks his flesh, sending burns across his chest and stomach. He
somehow survives thanks to an inaccurate blast, but he is blasted into the Presidential Building, instantly breaking through. In addition, the lightning arcs right towards [1+3 v 10] Bartholomew and Asimov the dogs, but luckily, it misses them by a country mile. With the distractions done, Sue picks a direction and flees [Escape: 10], using his speed to hop the gates and run all the way into the more residential ares, ending up outside an apartment.
Nax gets back up, clearly disorientated, but his hate overrides his pain as he throws Throwing Stars at everyone he can see, that isn't armored, meaning merely Kira Jones. [6+2 (Monster Hunter) v 3] He flings two throwing stars at Kira, and they both hit: one sinks into her stomach, and the other chops into her outer left thigh. To his dismay, however, Kira doesn't really...react. She sighs, sure, but then she just walks off. Enraged, but seeing the merit in running, he heads further inside the Presidential building, surrounded by scared looking guards.
Kira just...walks off, despite the shuriken stuck in her body, and goes to look for a bookstore. [Spot: 8] She finds one pretty easily, with a light up sign and everything. She heads in, and begins looking around for books on languages. [Spot: 1] Unfortunately, the place is crowded as people keep heading in and out, some staring at the girl with cat ears and visible impalement.
The last of the quintet, a tall, handsome, muscular vampire with blue skin as pale from undeath as possible, suddenly strikes a pose. Legs in a wide stance, twirling their pistol in their fingers before pointing it to the sky alongside their fist. In a voice intentionally sounding higher pitched than normal, they let out an energetic shout of "TRAAAAAAANSFOOOOOOOORM!" And begin the long, stock-footage ridden transformation sequence. And not one of those fun Miraculous Ladybug transformations where there's a subtle difference due to the plot sometimes. No, no, it's a cheap transformation where the creator of the show needed to cut some damn costs so they animated it once and throw it in no matter what. It's cheesy, but it's working.
BSN:
Sorry for the wait, but heeeeeeere we are!
Name: Stone-Cold Sam
Race: Turned Vampire (A human turned into a vampire.
Naturally stronger than a normal human. Burns in the sun, of course.)
Age: Middle Aged
Gender: Bagel (
...?)
Orientation: Interested in any gender except for own
Positive Traits:
Stealthy (+2 to Stealth)
Elf Traits (Pointy ears are more sensitive, +2 Spot Checks regarding sound)
Bone Claws (+2 to Unarmed)Negative Traits:
All Birds Hate You (-2 to Interacting with Birds)
Sound Sensitivity (-2 to All Rolls; Debuffed When There Are Sudden Loud Noises)
Never Went to Rehab (You are addicted to everything. Alcohol, drugs, pleasure, and pain. You live life to experience everything, and do so in excess. The one saving grace is that you are immune to Pain.)Ultimate:
No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Fall (You have the uncanny ability to make people who have taken the high ground take the fastest route down. +3 to Convincing Someone to Jump From a High Place once activated.)Class: Magical Girl (even if male) (
+2 to All Magic and Combat Skills, but only once you undergo a long-ass transformation sequence that lasts a full turn.)
Weapon Specialty:
Dueling Pistol (Ricochets Twice)
History: Origin: Grew up in an orphanage (
+2 to Speech Checks - Sympathy)
History: Current: You're currently running from the police after a series of armed robberies. (
-2 to Reputation when dealing with Cops or Military. Objective: Kill the last remaining witness of the "Slaughter" - at any cost... (
"The Slaughter" was your last armed robbery.)
Appearance: Physical: You're a normal human...whatever a bagel is, but you have Blue Skin.
Appearance: Additional:
You have Elf Ears, and wear too much makeup.
Appearance: Outfit: You're wearing a suit of plate armor (+2 Defense Against Melee Weapons)
Personality: Multi-personality: Two other personalities are picked. You alternate between the two randomly = Overreacts to Everything
and Calm, Cool, Collected...and obsessed with socks.
Theme Song:
FlowRelationships: Friends with Lord Mortvolde, an evil wizard with a flair for instant death spells.
Other: You feel restless when there is a full moon
Name: Bartholomew
Race: Altered (Cybernetically enhanced humans, they are augmented with technology that connects them all into a single hivemind. They distance themselves from beings of pure flesh and blood, seeing all non-Altered as being lower than themselves.
Can interface with technology and does not feel fatigue, but you are incapable of magic and have a -2 to Social Conversations.)
Age: Ancient. This being has lived far beyond the normal lifespan of its race.
Gender: Male
Orientation: Heterosexual
Positive Traits:
You Know How to Make Explosives from Household Chemicals
Morphing (Can Turn into Any Animal they touch for Two Hours)
You are Incredibly Strong, To The Point of Lifting Cars (+3 Strength)Negative Traits:
You Are Hopeless (-3 to Social Conventions, and Fate conspires to embarrass you.)
Petite (-2 Strength)
Crippling Triskaidekaphobia (-2 to All Rolls when Faced with the Number 13)Ultimate:
Super Crown: You are capable of placing a Super Crown on someone to turn them into a (mostly)Human Princess. They still have their abilities and their strength is proportional, but they are less durable in this state (+2 Attack)Class: Politician (Promises Many, Grants Few.
-2 Intimidation and Reputation)
Weapon Specialty: Warhammer
History: Origin: Woke up about 2 years ago, next to a strange looking machine
History: Current: You're currently living in an abandoned store.
Objective: Reach the stars...literally.
Appearance: Physical: Your eyes are green and your skin/fur is blue.
Appearance: Additional: Bouncy Antennae
Appearance: Outfit: Blue Battle Dress
Personality: Somewhat of a coward.
Theme Song:
[Tutti Sound] Book of TravelRelationships: Has developed a close bond with his pet dog
Other: Uses sarcasm as a way of coping.
Name: Kira Jones
Injuries:
Stabbings: Shuriken in stomach and left outer thigh (Light Bleeding)Race: Nekoma (A race of humans with cat ears poking through their hair.
They are excellent in stealth (+2 Stealth), Intelligent (+2 Knowledge Checks), and power Shadowmagi (+2 Shadow Magic), but catnip does to them as it does to cats.)
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Orientation:
Asexual and aromantic.Positive Traits:
Help! Help! I'm Being Repressed! (You are good at drawing attention to yourself during an abuse of power. +2 to Rolls involving Inciting Riots.)
Can Transform into a Teleporting Peacock
Super Hearing (+2 to Hearing Checks, +1 due to Cat Ears as well.)Negative Traits:
The Bomb Explodes. Violently. (Explosions around you are boosted x2, and tend to set off chain reactions.)
Emotionless: You don't feel anything. Neither love nor hate, neither joy nor sorrow.
Weak-Willed (-2 to Rolls Involving Breaking Mind Control or Subjugation, and Fear Debuffs are -3 instead of -2)Ultimate:
Krakatoa (You are able to send large streams of lava out in any direction.)Class: Dual-ist (
Two Weapon Specialties))
Weapon Specialties: Sword-Cane and Brass Knuckles
History: Origin: Born to a poor family on the outskirts of a large city, you learned on the streets how to survive a tough world.
History: Current: Has been stowing away on ships, believing it will lead them closer to their objective
Objective: Find out the meaning to a strange phrase they were told: "To je ten zpusob jak to udelat!"
Appearance: Physical: Very fit. Albino, with white hair and light blue eyes.
Appearance: Additional: Your eyebrows are really big.
Appearance: Outfit: Cyberpunk T-Shirt with Jeans
Personality:
Emotionless. Driven solely by her Personal Objective and the Objective to Win.Theme Song:
Exploring the CovesRelationships: Your own shadow sometimes tells you things
Other: Smells like oranges.
Name: Nax
Injuries:
Burns (Severe, Chest/Stomach)Race: Dwarf (You are a short humanoid who is fond of booze and industry.
+2 Repairing and Inventing, and you have a Longer Natural Lifespan.)
Age: Elderly
Gender: Male
Orientation:
Hate.Positive Traits:
Trap-Making Expertise (+2 Trap-Making)
Radiation Immunity (Immune to Radiation)
Can Instantly Destroy Brick WallsNegative Traits:
You're Deaf (Automatically Fail All Spot Checks Relying on Sound)
Hatemonger (All you feel is Hate)
Is This a Horror Movie (You are tormented by seemingly immortal slasher villains who match your power level and tend to show up whenever you break the laws of a horror movie.)Ultimate:
Meltdown (You are capable of puking up a cloud of highly radioactive gas.) (Linked Trait: Radiation Immunity)Class: Monster Hunter (
+2 to Attacks against Foes significantly bigger than you...which, as a Dwarf, is most of them!)
Weapon Specialty: Throwing Stars
History: Origin: You don't have a time before now. You were glued together out of millions of ideas and thoughts, for some purpose...
History: Current: Possessed by the Red Shoes
Objective:
Kill. Everyone.Appearance: Physical: You're an incredibly buff dwarf.
Appearance: Additional: You have a triangular scar around your left eye
Appearance: Outfit: Blue belt(with a small blue book hanging from it),
and red shoes.Personality:
Homicidal and hatefulTheme Song:
Voracity - English VersionRelationships:
You are incapable of forming relationships. You can only hate.Other: Fully knows about the real world and commonly shatters the 4th wall.
Name: Sue
Race: Low Elf (An elf. Simple.
You are magically adept (+2 to Magic) and you are Nature's Friend (+2 to Taming Wildlife))
Age: 36
Gender: Male but you can't really tell due to the smothering robes.
Orientation: Interested in Non-binary
Positive Traits:
Healing (Doesn't Work on Yourself)
Night Vision (You Have Night Vision)
Echolocation (Even if you are completely blinded, you can still "see" through a series of clicks.)Negative Traits:
Vulnerable to Weapons made of Gold.
Opera Fanatic
Small/Weak (-2 Strength)Ultimate:
Can turn into a dragon.Class: Elementalist (
+1 Lightning Magic)
Weapon Specialty:
MAC-10History: Origin: You grew up in a mansion.
History: Current: You just got out of prison.
Objective: You want to investigate the Grotchkin Order, an ancient galactic conspiracy.
Appearance: Physical: Marks and lines cross through the being's pale skin. Tattoos of some forgotten order. The eyes are intersected by said tattoos several times over. The same goes for the bald head. (+2 Intimidation)
Appearance: Additional: Blue tattoos.
Appearance: Outfit:
Smothering Mage's Robes.Personality: Actually quite ruthless, although it is hidden well.
Theme Song:
Cruel Angel's Thesis (English Dubbed)Relationships: Is best friends with a washed up celebrity (+2 Notoriety and Reputation)
Other: Allergic to bees.
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