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[IonMatrix]

I just love how when an escaped lunatic posts a mob of forumites rushes in and makes nonsense ramblings and comments on how hilarious this forum is.

Also, congratulations! This thread is now a "Very Hot Topic". Not bad for a lunatics first post.

[Superdorf]

I love messing with escaped lunatics

Ahh, but you fail to understand! The Escaped Lunatic... is messing with you. 

[Spriggans]

It's a very hot topic !
Your mushrooms stew is hot and tasty ! Better hurry to eat it ! 

[Quaksna]

Yeah, eat it finally! How is that these mushrooms are still here? Eat 'em!

[Eric Blank]

Because they're actually kinda gross and nobody had the heart to admit it.

[Quaksna]

Because they're actually kinda gross and nobody had the heart to admit it.

And so, once again, the spellcrafter saved the day, by uncovering truth to the deceived.

This thread is becoming epic. We could make some artworks of it...

[Eric Blank]

It's still not as cool as the forgotten beast thread where the described beast literally sounded like a description of a penis, and instantly derailed it from which it never, by intention of the posters, recovered, and at one point even images of anthro shark babes in bikinis were posted. Those were the days...

[Spriggans]

Come on ! Get it together !
I dont care you dont like the taste of mushrooms, you just gotta eat them. That's the whole point of this thread.

And even, they are full of vitamins and good minerals.
So... Close your eyes and swallow these mushrooms, this is good for your health !

[scourge728]

It's still not as cool as the forgotten beast thread where the described beast literally sounded like a description of a penis, and instantly derailed it from which it never, by intention of the posters, recovered, and at one point even images of anthro shark babes in bikinis were posted. Those were the days...

does this thread still exist?

[King Zultan]

It's still not as cool as the forgotten beast thread where the described beast literally sounded like a description of a penis, and instantly derailed it from which it never, by intention of the posters, recovered, and at one point even images of anthro shark babes in bikinis were posted. Those were the days...

does this thread still exist?

I also need to see this.

[Wizard of Manaia]

Our Ambrosia bitter tasting alkaloids never mind the taste.
When one is so good to you and does the world favours you should not care about it's flavours.
Such sweetness and salt you have been spoilt and your parents have forgotten how to raise you. Eat your Mushrooms and be a good child. Go outside and play look at how the wind sways on such beautiful days.
You are alive don't look back mother will always be here waiting for you to come home and she will cook you dinner then you will be tucked into bed and sleep until you are fresh. You are loved.

[Quaksna]

This... I don't know what to say. This one was golden...

[Eric Blank]

It's still not as cool as the forgotten beast thread where the described beast literally sounded like a description of a penis, and instantly derailed it from which it never, by intention of the posters, recovered, and at one point even images of anthro shark babes in bikinis were posted. Those were the days...

does this thread still exist?

I also need to see this.

Strangest shit ever. From way back in 2011. I reread a whole bunch of it today, and find my own post history cringeworthy, but exceptionally nostalgic. I even posted in there about my dying cat. I miss her. Kitties don't deserve to get cancer

[Quaksna]

To cheer you all up, I created this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Follow Watchers in their journey to save the Bay!


The night is falling on the Bay, when Wizard of Manania breaks free! He uncovers prophecies long forgotten, setting the whole Bay in motion. Can Bay Watchers decipher the lost messages, eat the mushrooms and save the day before they'll turn mad? Only time will show!


"Absolutely breathtaking piece. I highly recommend it." - Q'uaksna

"Eat your Mushrooms is a classic, everyone should know this epic story. This edition didn't disappoint us!" - Q'uaksna Incorporated

"10/10." - Q'uaksna Publishing

"Must read." - Q'uaksna & Collective

[Wizard of Manaia]

A week long journey is waylaid a day in. Seven large yellowish slugs with beady red eyes filled with ignorance 6 wielding nunchaku, the last with a distinctly sorcerer look that only a sorcerer slug could pull off, the Slime Balls! A notorious gang with connections to the south side squirrels.
They begin to posture themselves for combat.
I'm gonna need y'all to roll initiative.