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Quaksna

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #405 on: March 05, 2020, 02:51:01 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on March 05, 2020, 02:36:43 am
So we drag it behind the shed and shoot it in the face?

It's the only way.
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #406 on: March 05, 2020, 05:37:27 am »
I'll get the rifle.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #407 on: March 05, 2020, 05:53:06 am »
*The mushroom druids locate the base of the rebellion*

"Finally, we shall be rid of these unbelievers that poison the myconids!"

*The Death Cap fires a concentrated beam of spores at the rebel base that quickly grow, overflowing the base with countless mushrooms*
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #408 on: March 05, 2020, 06:43:31 am »
Let's get some fungicides. Oh, now I've got an idea. We can snipe this thread with rifle, that fires fungicides, that should do!

We might be surrounded by mushrooms, but remember, King Zultan is getting the rifle!

You can't stop now!

Lock and load!
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IonMatrix

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #409 on: March 05, 2020, 08:36:39 am »
*grabs fungicide-loaded biosprayer"

quick, we must quickly murder the thread! I'll hold them off!
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #410 on: March 05, 2020, 10:30:15 am »
Gentlemen Behold! I have returned with the rifle, the assault rifle and we can use it to kill off all the plump helmet men and mushroom supporters!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #411 on: March 05, 2020, 04:12:02 pm »
*Begins breeding fungicide-resistant mushrooms*
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IonMatrix

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #412 on: March 05, 2020, 08:51:27 pm »
*starts developing anti-fungicide-mushroom-cide*
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #413 on: March 06, 2020, 05:32:13 am »
*The sound of automatic gunfire and plump helmet men dying*
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #414 on: March 06, 2020, 08:43:44 am »
*Builds a FTW machine and begins flooding the world with mushrooms*
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Quaksna

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #415 on: March 06, 2020, 09:06:31 am »
*Builds an ark to save all of the rebels from drowning*
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #416 on: March 06, 2020, 09:36:33 am »
*The only food around to eat is mushrooms*

Eat them.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #417 on: March 06, 2020, 08:31:10 pm »
NO! WE SHALL NOT!

*turns the ark into a massive self-sustaining aircraft carrier that can transform into a plane*
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #418 on: March 06, 2020, 09:24:27 pm »
*Sends in the rocket-propelled mushroom golems to attack*
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #419 on: March 07, 2020, 03:48:55 am »
*Shoots the rockets on the mushroom golems so the explode before they get on board*
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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