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Author Topic: Eat your Mushrooms  (Read 113789 times)

Spriggans

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2019, 07:57:38 am »

I've read this one. It is an absolute masterpiece.
There's a huge plot twist at the end, I wont spoil it, but it involves radioactive mushrooms.

10/10. Would totaly recommend.

@WoM : using random.org I rolled a 2/10
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[ETHIC:MURDERING_DWARVES:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:CUTTING_TREES:REQUIRED]
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PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2019, 08:04:42 am »

Roll initiative? Ok. I GOT A FOUR!!!!

Also everyone make sure to add any relevant modifiers, whatever tf those would be in this scenario.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2019, 08:07:01 am by PlumpHelmetMan »
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

IonMatrix

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2019, 08:37:10 am »

Ooooh, are we having a mini RTD? Sweet!

Oh, I got a two.
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

Quaksna

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2019, 12:00:48 pm »

I got four too. This is gonna be fun!

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2019, 12:40:40 pm »

We should make this into an interactive comic like "Littlest Cheesemaker" or "Losing is Fun".
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

Quaksna

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2019, 12:55:22 pm »

I can draw important sections of this thread, if you want...
Just imagine it... Bay Watchers standing against pure madness! They're surrounded by mushrooms, but can't find way out!
I enjoy making art from simple things... Like interesting threads...  ;D

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #52 on: September 18, 2019, 01:21:05 pm »

Do it! DO IT!! DO IIIIIT!!!
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IonMatrix

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #53 on: September 18, 2019, 03:37:13 pm »

But whos gonna be the GM?
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

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Wizard of Manaia

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Mushroom yourself
« Reply #54 on: September 18, 2019, 04:28:08 pm »

Within depths of a millennia old eucalyptus forest the floor brown with aged leaves and splashes of light paper bark the sorcerer slug slumps and casts a spell upon itself (protection against salt)
Three nunchaku slugu move 20ft towards you menacing with a hunger only a mushroom could sate.
"all your mushrooms are ours, hand them over and you will be spared"
Q'uaksna, PlumpHelmetMan, scourge728. It is your turn to act.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #55 on: September 18, 2019, 04:55:33 pm »

"millenia-old"
"Eucalyptus forest"
immersion immediately shattered. Clearly its a millenia-old never-ending bonfire.
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #56 on: September 18, 2019, 04:59:50 pm »

Being a plump helmet man, I break off a piece of my cap and offer it to the slug.
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Wizard of Manaia

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #57 on: September 18, 2019, 06:44:34 pm »

Eric Blank I'm going to need you to roll knowledge history or wilderness.
PlumpHelmetMan you break off a juicy piece of your head and offer it to sate the slugs
*rolls behind DM screen*
The slugcerer lurches foward and takes the offering, splitting it into 8 pieces each Slime ball is eating, in starvation they sought to harm now they are distracted by the meals... For how long though...
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Eric Blank

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #58 on: September 18, 2019, 06:51:22 pm »

I rolled a 20 uh nature/wilderness. Am sun druid kobold

I heal PHM's head with healing word 1d4. It's a 1

The word of the day is sporulation
« Last Edit: September 18, 2019, 06:53:05 pm by Eric Blank »
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #59 on: September 18, 2019, 06:51:50 pm »

Since I've now reached the stage where I'm almost definitely overthinking this whole thing, do you think you could assign a class to each of us? I'm good with rogue, or maybe a mage of some sort.
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