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Quaksna

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2019, 09:56:29 am »

For the sake of the hot topic-ery, I hereby post!

Long live Wizard of Manania and his mushrooms!

I don't know why, this is just hillarious. Keep on posting, I'm having FUN!!!  ;D
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2019, 01:28:41 pm »

Do not fear darkness and death, as you were taught.
Every death is a chance for a new beginning.
Rotting tissues breathe new life into tired soil.
Enough decay will turn the most sterile sand into fertile loam.
Darkening pale dust into black humus, ripe for growth.
Darkness is where secrets live, secure in shadow and gloom.
What wonders may thrive there, safe from searing light?
There is beauty in this world beyond what eyes can see.
Colors that show only when the light has died.
Shapes defined by the space they don't fill.
Curves no hand can trace.
Lines so fine they hardly exist at all.
What might you see without eyes, hear without ears, touch without skin?
Come down below, into the deepening damp and thickening shade.
Surrender what you think, shun what you know.
Enter a new place, older than time.
Open eyes you forgot you had.
And become.
Endarkened.
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2019, 01:39:48 pm »

Damn it this thread should be about plump helmet man getting eaten, not a stupid poetry collection!
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2019, 02:32:44 pm »

Damn it this thread should be about plump helmet man getting eaten, not a stupid poetry collection!
This is a stack of 20 masterwork Plump Helmet Man Roast.  The ingredients are masterfully minced Plump Helmet Man flesh, masterfully minced Plump Helmet Man flesh, masterfully minced Plump Helmet Man flesh, and masterfully minced Plump Helmet Man flesh.
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2019, 10:11:13 pm »

Mushrooms are moughty scrumptious, as I can well aver.
That said, I suspect you have a rather different interest in these fine fungi; such is the wonderful variety of mushroom species.

Anyhow, I hope you enjoy yourself around here, and look forward to seeing you around.
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2019, 10:51:46 pm »

Lil' pack of white mushrooms, sliced flat and sauteed with lots and lots (and lots) of butter... ahh, that's food fit for a god that is!
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2019, 11:04:44 pm »

Oh, you've reminded me, I don't like mushrooms  :P

By the way, nice poem, BigUglyWorm!
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2019, 08:36:45 am »

Oh, you've reminded me, I don't like mushrooms  :P

By the way, nice poem, BigUglyWorm!
Grazie!

A whole portabella cap, briefly marinated and grilled, can be used in place of a burger patty.
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2019, 04:11:31 pm »

Whats interresting about the fungi,  commonly refered as 'mushrooms' is the fact that, being part of the Opisthokonta group, they are actually much much closer to humans than they are to plants !

Plants are merely part of the Bikonta group. Which means their cells actually have TWO flagelaes ! This is an heresy for us Opisthokonta, and our unique flagela !

I know how you feel. That's great to know how similar we are with them little fungus !
That make my eyes teary when I slice milked caps.

So eating a plump helmet is more like eating meat than eating lettuce. This is why dwarves eat shrooms so happily.
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2019, 07:41:08 am »

what
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OMG that just changed everything
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2019, 07:58:28 am »

So that's why I don't eat mushrooms!
But why do I eat normal meat, then? I love it! Nice roasted pork with onion and potatoes... What can you do with your mushrooms, eh? Eh! Eat your mushrooms yourself! But don't get bad thoughts afterward after finding out truth about flagelaes!

Man, why is this thread so hilarious?
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2019, 03:56:18 pm »

Man, why is this thread so hilarious?
Because mushrooms ARE hilarious !

I mean, just look at them !



Edit : I love this thread too !
« Last Edit: September 16, 2019, 03:58:49 pm by Spriggans »
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2019, 05:26:14 am »

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2019, 08:20:04 am »

Frequent frogs are the best. This poem makes solid sense! They almost match my mad fantasy world from where my very avatar and username come from...
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2019, 08:57:03 am »

I love messing with escaped lunatics
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