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Laterigrade

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #555 on: March 04, 2022, 05:49:03 pm »

Hey, wait, wait for me!
Oh, my god, the disadvantage from my haste means mine was 1 :(
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dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #556 on: March 04, 2022, 07:45:11 pm »

Laterigrade...Farmer Maggot spots you from his yard and sics his dogs in your direction. Roll initiative.
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

Laterigrade

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #557 on: March 04, 2022, 11:29:45 pm »

uhhhh that’s just a wiseness roll and a speediness roll together right?
yes! 12!
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and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
bool IsARealBoy = false
dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #558 on: March 05, 2022, 02:13:17 am »

I also want to join in on the stealing of the mushrooms, but I lack dice and have instead rolled the cat, it ran off into the other room, not sure if that's good or bad.
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Laterigrade

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #559 on: March 05, 2022, 02:23:19 am »

that’s worth at least 7, I think, Zultan, although it is a bad omen
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and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
bool IsARealBoy = false
dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #560 on: March 05, 2022, 04:06:46 am »

A bad omen, don't like the sound of that.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Laterigrade

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #561 on: March 05, 2022, 10:11:38 am »

A bad omen, don't like the sound of that.
Oh, it’s alright, it’ll just bring up the Nine earlier in the story. But our stealth checks should be good enough, that section gives us +1 plot armour anyway.
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and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
bool IsARealBoy = false
dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #562 on: March 05, 2022, 04:36:05 pm »

Laterigrade, your turn comes first. The ravenous farmdogs, seemingly big as bears to your feeble hobbit eyes, come charging across the fields towards you. What do you do?
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #563 on: March 05, 2022, 05:18:24 pm »

Menace them!
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and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
bool IsARealBoy = false
dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #564 on: March 05, 2022, 05:39:54 pm »

Roll Intimidation.
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

Laterigrade

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #565 on: March 09, 2022, 10:00:33 pm »

A 2.
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and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
bool IsARealBoy = false
dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #566 on: March 18, 2022, 02:39:45 am »

Like a mycorrhizal network, the UI is being rewritten.  The fungus web below has taken hold and one by one, the interface screens are being colonized by more easily navigable versions of themselves.  Soon a great fruiting body will bloom and its spores will land on everything, fulfilling our end of the bargain you have been so charitable to accept.
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King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #567 on: March 18, 2022, 02:43:26 am »

Oh damn the game was a mushroom the entire time, how did we not realize this sooner?!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #568 on: March 20, 2022, 02:34:07 am »

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Mushrooms for the Mushroom God !
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #569 on: May 22, 2022, 04:34:23 pm »

What had transpired here?! I understand not.
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