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[Naturegirl1999]

Attempt to find out what happens when an animal’s heart is replaced with part of a Kaiju heart, maybe it will grow? Gain Kaiju traits?

[Devastator]

Attempt to find out what happens when an animal’s heart is replaced with part of a Kaiju heart, maybe it will grow? Gain Kaiju traits?

What kind of animal?

[Egan_BW]

Deploy units. Infantry stay back.

[Naturegirl1999]

Attempt to find out what happens when an animal’s heart is replaced with part of a Kaiju heart, maybe it will grow? Gain Kaiju traits?

What kind of animal?

whichever animal I happen to find, maybe dog or cat or racoon

[Devastator]

That works.

[IronyOwl]

Deploy both tanks. Orders are to advance with the rest of our forces FULL SPEED AHEAD AND DAMN THE HORRIFYINGLY EFFECTIVE TORPEDOES! and stay mobile once combat starts.

Also send Pelican the final bits of FLESH he needs.

And 200 credits for his trouble.

And send my kaiju heart to Emerald Robin for their morally pristine purposes.

[Happerry]

With no item of Mad Science currently in production, Lord Silver builds an Agent's Lair.

[King Zultan]

Dr. Unpleasant found the results of the newest batch quite exciting, but he felt they could be even stronger maybe even strong enough to beat Hercules to death or something, so his target was to make them even stronger and maybe not sacrifice intelligence sense they needed to be at least somewhat controllable.

[syvarris]

Deploy all three fighters, as well as the infantry, fish, and artillery piece.

Other stuff below:

Spoiler: secrets, I supppose (click to show/hide)

Apply dual warhead missiles to both the jets that don't have them.  I forget whether the SAM launchers are surface to air only; if they can still shoot ground kaiju, equip them to the infantry.

Orders are for the infantry to hang back a bit--don't be obvious about it and loiter, but drag their feet somewhat.  Be cautious.

The fish and arty are to charge at full speed and open fire as soon as possible.

The jets are to stay a long distance away (far enough that to engage, they will not be in range to attack the turn they start moving in.  Turn one: Move in at max speed, turn two: move into range and open fire).  They will start moving in as soon as the first allied units open fire on the Kaiju, or when they begin to receive fire themselves.  Also, don't fly in formation--there's enough airspace for them to be circling the kaiju with more than 100 degrees of angular separation between them.

Apply ERA to a T-55 and ship it to Happerry, since he apparently isn't making anything.  Put a post-it note on the tank saying "This is your problem now.  Make something that will end all kaiju.  Love, Yeltsin."

Edit: comedy

[NJW2000]

Spoiler: NJW2000 (click to show/hide)

Claudia

Fog generators are quite possible and well known, all you need is a generous supply of dry ice and some hot water and a big bucket.  And just a little bit of madness.

So far you sort of succeed, and except for it inexplicably producing gray smoke instead of white fog, despite the complete lack of use of combustion, it can readily fill a room with smoke and create a moving cloud that shrouds both itself and another unit, you think up to the size of a tank, that's maybe a dozen meters away.

On the other hand, it's basically a thin stick-figure medium vehicle with no body frame capable of a slow zamboni-like pace that could be destroyed by a well-placed thrown rock.  Progress to be made there too.

Base details:
Command Chamber
Mad Science:  Chaos Theory Supercomputer
Medium Lab Zone.  The Fog Machine

Money: 100.
Upkeep: (80/month)
Income: 12/month.

If I build an agent's lair, do I have to pay extra to get Kaiju-parts retrieved, or can I just watch 'em roll in?

If I'd have to spend a substantial amount more to actually get anything out of the agent's lair, just work on making the fog machine make bigger fogs. Speed and armour are things for K-Coms to worry about.

Build an agent's lair, deploy agents to Chiclayo.

[Devastator]

You do have to determine what location the agent goes to, as a kaiju needs to be defeated to recover kaiju parts, but the agent leaving to get kaiju parts does not cost you anything, nor do you need to pay upkeep because the agent did stuff.  You only need to pay extra when you otherwise would need to pay upkeep.

Also note that an agent will retrieve you processed kaiju parts that are good for use in projects right away, unless a special part is recovered like a heart or a brain or a kaiju weapon.  You'll get fewer parts than an org will get processing them properly, but you won't need to spend another turn processing the recovered materials.

[NJW2000]

You do have to determine what location the agent goes to, as a kaiju needs to be defeated to recover kaiju parts, but the agent leaving to get kaiju parts does not cost you anything, nor do you need to pay upkeep because the agent did stuff.  You only need to pay extra when you otherwise would need to pay upkeep.

Also note that an agent will retrieve you processed kaiju parts that are good for use in projects right away, unless a special part is recovered like a heart or a brain or a kaiju weapon.  You'll get fewer parts than an org will get processing them properly, but you won't need to spend another turn processing the recovered materials.

Fantastic! Action edited.

[Devastator]

(I'm afraid you have to have it built before you can send out agents.  Next battle.)

[Shadowclaw777]

Send both the T-55 and Modern Tank to attack the Kaiju

[Devastator]

The OP has been updated to represent some rules changes and to present some more information about the game processes.