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[syvarris]

Receive 25 money from NJW, and send him the T-55.

Apply the spare Valencite to the third battered jet.  Deploy all three battered jets along with the infantry platoon.  Infantry is under orders to hang back and not die, as always.  Jets are under orders to shoot until they run out of ammo.

[Stirk]

I actually have to do things other than just setting my troops to kill mode now.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Send Modern Transport to USSCCI with a note saying "We are aware that you have a strong affinity for planes. This advanced transport should fulfill any debt we may have incurred in the purchase of our previous transport. By reading any part of this note you have agreed to write off any and all debt owed by Ares Development and Defense or its subsidiaries regardless of what is done with this product." and leave it in the cockpit.

Make a Jaeger. Place and now empty hangar.

Now to set them to kill mode! Deploy shiny new Jeagar, Shiny kinda new healingfactor tank, and Infantry Platoon! Show them what we've been working on all this time!

[Shadowclaw777]

Spoiler: Coke Knight’s Crusade (click to show/hide)

Equip 1 Artillery Unit with Valencite Explosives, Create and Deploy an EFFG Gen2 and put it on the Smoke Machine

Deploy 5x Artillery Pieces, Infantry, and a Small-SizedSmoke Machine Vehicle. The Rainbow Fog Vehicle will protect the 5 Artillery pieces as they attack, once the 3 Valencite Artillery run out of ammunition and retreat the Rainbow Fog Machine retreats with them. The 2 other Artillery Pieces continue fire until destruction or victory, the Infantry Platoon will try to challenge the Kaiju, until it takes about 25%~ losses and than will retreat, and be used as a scavenger/help civilians evacuate .

Sell off Kaiju Heart and Skin to Happytime Atrocities

[Devastator]

Battle of Surabaya, Java, Indonesia.

For the first time in a few months, deployment goes okay, with everyone getting off the planes and on the ground.  The combat jets have time to land and refuel locally before the battle begins, which doesn't change much but is still a good omen.

There are extra transports this month, with several organizations bringing more units than can fit in one transport.. indeed, in addition to numbers, there are many wholly new units to see.

Happytime Atrocities seems to have gotten a small drone helicopter to carry those slow, easily distracted, vulnerable bugs to the point of contact, but aren't deploying many special units other than those.  Just them, a couple of artillery, and some infantry.

The USSCCI is deploying a wing of three jets.  And they still look old and battered.  They have the new explosives, and they've been effective enough in the past, so maybe the looks aren't important.

The ADD has a new giant transport arriving this month, carrying a huge tank.  It's got a massive long-barreled cannon on it, and is almost twice as wide as a normal tank, barely fitting through the streets of the dense city.  And sometimes not quite fitting, but the heavy armour, great size, and lots of power see it through or over obstacles without much issue.  They are also deploying another tank, a much older looking T-55 that is completely coated in silver paint.  It does have what looks like some kind of muzzle brake attached to it, but no other obvious modifications except for the standard ERA kit.  And some infantry as well.

Last is the Coke Knights, who seem to have built on the previous battle and are deploying five artillery pieces and an infantry platoon.  And a strange ice-cream-truck sized mad-max style open tubular frame vehicle.  It has a huge engine on it, and the rear half is basically just a giant box.. which pumps out massive clouds of rainbow-coloured smoke, shrouding several vehicles nearby it and frightening small children.

The only agents of madness to be seen are the ape-like creatures known to belong to Claudia.

It is good that deployment went well, as the airport is very far away from the heart of the city.. the massive port and shipping terminal on the sheltered harbour, to the north.

The kaiju emerges while some units are ready, and others are still struggling with the city's endless congestion, both vehicular, architectural, or airborne.  Only a few units are in position to first-strike the target.

It's a.. giant horse, except blue.  Visible situations are the external glass-like projections, similar to the snake, which are both protective and extremely annoying, as it guarantees endless shattering sounds each time the creature is hit, or moves.  Visible weapons are another one of those goddamn missile launchers, this one mounted on the creatures back, and some changes to the face and mouth.. presumably another breath weapon like the sonic armadillo.

Anyway, missiles are launched and shells fly, as several artillery pieces, one of the jets, and the mighty Jaeger tank take shots.  The only one to stick from the initial volley is from the Jaeger tank, but that simply manages to shatter the protective layer of glass.

The kaiju then shoots back.  The missile flies out, strikes the offending USSCCI jet, and destroys it at a blow.  It then rears up on its back feet, and lets loose with a truly massive torrent of flame, that arcs through the sky, before coming back down in a pulverizing explosion of flame.  It seems this is a proper fire-breathing kaiju.

Most of the units are at least somewhat spread out during their travels through the city, in the process of closing the range, and reminding themselves of the area-effect weapons in previous battles, so only a few units are hit by the massive torrent of flames.

Among the ones hit are one of Stirk's artillery pieces and one of happytime atrocity's artillery pieces.  Another jet is targetted by the stream of flame, but the pilot is capable of evading the fast-moving stream of mid-air fire, which although dangerous even to flying units, is much easier to dodge than the disturbingly fast and agile homing missiles.  Another artillery piece came close to the burning explosion, but the confusion caused by the fog meant the burst was off target.

Both artillery pieces are destroyed.  The one with the force-field put up a good fight, but there was little chance to survive the full power burst of flame on the still relatively unarmoured vehicle.  Maybe after it's been weakened a bit the flame will no longer be so hot, as pre-battle intel showed a weapon that will weaken as the kaiju is wounded.

By now, however, everyone who is going to fight has entered range, so the return fire begins.

Several artillery shells hit for some damage, and the kaiju's glass shield is shattered by one of them.  The units best suited to take advantage of that seem to be the USSCCI jets, who manage several hits on the unprotected skin.. and draw mostly more of that blue ooze, but this time accompanied by the rippling effect that was seen on the regenerating kaiju several months ago.  Several more hits are made, most notable by the Happytime gunbug swarm, but the kaiju has yet to be seriously wounded.

Still, after analysis would show that the significant amount of ooze dropped was comparable to the limit of the system when it was encountered previously.. any more damage should be through the protective systems and into the serious damage.

It's yet to be seen how many units will survive to deal that damage, as the dragonhorse strikes back.  First up is the missile launcher, which heads for one of the arty pieces which damaged it, destroying it with a direct attack, as is normal for those missiles.

Next is the firebreath.  This burst is aimed through a second artillery piece from CK, this time one of the unmodded ones, and the massive Jaeger supertank.  Another jet is aimed at with the intervening stream, but the pilot is able to evade it.  The tank and the artillery aren't as lucky, with the arty being destroyed.

The Jaeger is as well protected as a normal modern tank.  It is not, however, very lucky, as the stream of powerful explosive flame is sufficient to burn through the tough armour and slag the tank inside.

Whereas the last round was mostly weathered by the giant monster, its luck runs out on the following round.  One of the USSCCI jets hits hard, shattering the glass shroud, causing more freshly-regrown ooze to fly out, and causing torrents of normal blood, the first drawn from this kaiju to come out.

Then the route is on.  Both of the two remaining CK artillery pieces, one of which has the new explosives, shred the thick skin of the kaiju.  The swarm of living machine guns that is the Happytime gun bug swarm deal yet more damage through the weakened defenses.  The Kaiju ends up surviving, but badly wounded and bleeding.. it won't last much longer.

Still, it fights on, weapons intact.  Another missile flies out utterly destroying the unupgraded artillery piece from the Coke Knights, and a vasly weaker stream of explosive fire reaches out.  This one is able to hit only two targets.. the ADD T-55 and the last, force-field protected, CK artillery.  It isn't strong enough to damage the T-55, and the artillery survives it, although the field is somewhat weakened by the still-deadly flames.

The final round is seemingly perfunctory.. but the rippling skin and the renewed glass shroud means nothing should be taken for granted.  After evading or surviving several small hits, one of the USSCCI jets and the last CK artillery piece finish it off.

Victory!

[Naturegirl1999]

((Sorry for being away for so long, Do I post an action yet?))

[Devastator]

((Nah, I'll have sheets up in a few days after bookkeeping, including yours.))

[Devastator]

It is now the Puchase Phase of November, 1999.

One lead scientist is available.

There are two kaiju which have appeared this month.  One is arriving in the extreme North Atlantic, it looks like it is heading for Scandinavia.

It has yet another one of those missile launchers.  It also appears to be internally reinforced, with a very dense shell around the body.  There is also another unknown weapon system.

The second kaiju is one previously sighted, in the early days of the kaiju attacks.  It is appeared in the northwest Pacific.  It isn't moving yet, but you fear Japan may eventually be attacked.  This one is known for having a similar laser eye system to the laser spider which attacked Bangladesh.  It is also known to be a melee attacker, and had some kind of damaging aura around it.

This month there will be two attacks.  One brand new one heading for Scandinavia, and the one in the South Atlantic.

It has yet another one of those missile launchers.  It also appears to be internally reinforced, with a very dense shell around the body.  There is also another unknown weapon system.

This one is identifiable, as it's attacked a city before.  It's basically a giant monkey with sword-arms and the ability to blast shockwaves at distant targets with them, notable for quickness and strength, as well as tough bony plating similar to an exoskeleton.

The strength of the early kaiju attackers is similar to the strength of the strongest ones yet seen.  However, some of their weapons are weaker than the improved ones seen today.

Spoiler: Black Market (click to show/hide)

There isn't too much available in the black market this month, although there's an experimental missile system for sale.  It's a mobile SAM launcher, but parts of the system have been cut down.. it's intended to work with other battlefield radars rather than mounting its own, it's using cheaper launch tubes which force limited ammunition from fouling, and it's no better protected than any other medium sized unarmoured vehicle.

..there are two reasons to buy it.  Firstly, it has been designed to be able to adopt an artillery targetting system, allowing it to fire at surface targets, and it is still launching huge, high-payload missiles at long ranges.

Minimum bid is 150

Spoiler: Shadowclaw777 (click to show/hide)

"Coke" Knights
Black Market

The battle sort of went well, although four of your artillery pieces have been destroyed.  The last one left is one of the ones with the force fields, and it survived with relatively minor damage from explosive fire.  They did sell themselves pretty well, landing several hits.

Your infantry recoveres one unit of Kaiju Muscle and one unit of Kaiju Skin.

As usual, there are some special offers for you, that aren't for public availability.

First is an upsized artillery cannon, one in the low 200mm range.  It's basically like the normal ones, just slightly bigger.  Too costly for normal use, but in a limited role like this one, it'll just be better.  For 50.

Second is another one of those modified truck-based Technicals.  This one, however, is based off of what looks to be a 'big fuckoff energy gun', and certainly looks impressive enough, except limited in range due to line-of-sight issues.  Cost is 50

Base (Peru), 10

Large Hangar, 10
-> Air Transport.  (Large, capacity 2xMedium)
Large Hangar, 10
-> Air Transport, 30  (Large, capacity 2xMedium)
Large Hangar, 10
-> The Rainbow Fog Machine, 50
Large Airstrip, 20

Barracks, 10
-> Infantry Platoon 10, with DU small arms and dual-warhead rockets.
Large Lab, 30
-> Armoured MRLS project.  5 months until completion.
Small Lab, 10
-> Combat Jet ER Missiles.  1 month until completion.
Small Lab, 10
Kaiju Lab, 20
High-Energy Physics Lab, 100
Large Workshop, 30
Medium Workshop, 20
Listening Post, 50
Stores, 0
-> (Artillery Piece) 10 -> Currently in Lima.
-> Damaged Artillery Piece w EFFG-II and Valencite explosives, (20)
-> 4x Dual Warhead missiles.
-> Tank-load of advanced thermal smoke generators
-> 5x DU Ammo for small arms.
-> 1x Dual-Warhead ammo for infantry rockets.
-> RD-102 Robodog.  (Infantry equipment)
-> 3x Processed Kaiju Guts
-> 1x Artillery-load of Valencite Explosives

Infiltration teams:
Council of funding nations: schmooze campaign
USA: schmooze campaign
Brazil: schmear campaign
China: schmooze campaign
Council of funding nations: ready.

Designs: Electromagnetic Force Field Generators, Mk I.  50.  Applicable to all vehicles of small, medium or large size, improves toughness.
Designs: Battered Combat Jet. 200.

Electromagnetic Force Field Generators, Mk II.  50.  Applicable to all vehicles of small, medium, or large size.  Extra toughness.
Personnel Force Fields.  50.  Applicable to all infantry, improving toughness.

Total Upkeep: 430/month.

2 Lead Scientists.
2 x Kaiju Muscle
1 x Kaiju Skin
2x Unknown Kaiju Organs.

Money: 495
Funding: 925/month.

Spoiler: IronyOwl (click to show/hide)

Happytime Atrocities, Inc.
Political

You recieve a chunk of skin and heart from the Coke Knights, in return for your money.

One of your artillery pieces went down.  The bugs didn't.. and actually did some damage.  Unfortunately they then die due to old age.

Your infantry recovered one unit of Kaiju Skin and one unit of Kaiju Muscle.

Base (Hong Kong) 10

Large Hangar, 10
-> Air Transport.  (Large, capacity 2xMedium)
Large Hanger, 10
Large Hangar, 10
Large Hangar, 10
->Flying Box, 20. (Medium, capacity 1xSmall.)
Large Hangar, 10
Aqua Giant Hangar, 10
->Russian Submarine, 20. (Huge) (Boat) (Slow)

Large Airstrip, 20

FriendCo Omnihive, 125
-> Gatling Insect Swarm.

Barracks, 10
->Infantry Platoon, 10
PR Centre, 40
->Acid-Washed Tank.
Small Lab, 10
->Giant Aquatic Dockyard, one month remains.
Kaiju Lab, 20
->Kaiju Dissection Annex, 20
Kaiju Lab, 20
->Kaiju Dissection Annex, 20
Medium Workshop, 20
Stores, 0
-> Artillery Piece, 10 w Valencite Explosives
->2x Kaiju Muscle samples
->1x 40mm Gas Grenades.
->1x High Quality Body Armour.
->6x Processed Kaiju Muscle
->9x Processed Kaiju Skin
->10x  Kaiju Acid
->1x Kaiju Communication Rectifier
Internal Checkpoints, 20
Security rating: 11

Designs:
PR building, 200, 2 turns to build.
Kaiju Dissection Annex, 100, 1 turn to build.
Giant Aquatic Hangar, 50, 1 turn to build.
Giant Laboratory, 250, 6 turns to build.

Total Upkeep: 455/month.

3 Lead Scientists.  One after one following month, and one after two more months.
5 x Kaiju Skin
1 x Kaiju Muscle
4 x Kaiju Guts
1 x Kaiju Brain
1 x Kaiju Heart
1 x Mac and Cheese organ

Money: 460
Funding: 800/month.

Spoiler: Stirk (click to show/hide)

ADD
Business

You build and deploy the Jaeger in time.  It manages to deal damage, but is destroyed by the kaiju's flame weapon... but the relatively poor performance was outweighed by far by what your infantry recovers.

They have managed to recover most of the goods of the Kaiju's flame attack.. the chemical injectors, the organs that make those chemicals, the pumps that pressurize it, and the odd guiding bits that control the reaction so it does the long-range thing along with the contact explosive power.

Good stuff!  You'll still need to research it to be able to use it properly, and if you do so, should tell your scientists if you want to use it to make one awesome weapon, or to learn how to make slightly less awesome weapons.  The resulting weapons are likely to be [large] sized, which means that a modified version of your Jaegers should be able to mount one.  This work is done in a Kaiju Lab.

They also have recovered a strange organ.  This one is basically a flat hexagonal cell-like structure, except the size of a wheelbarrow.  It is rigid, but the surface is covered with a waxy coating which is starting to flake off.

Base (New Mexico) 10

Large Hangar, 10
-> Air Transport.  (Large, capacity 2xMedium)
Large Hangar, 10
Large Hangar, 10
-> Matryoshka Transport. (Large, capacity 1x Large, 1x Medium) 25
Large Airstrip, 20

Barracks, 10.
-> Infantry Platoon, 10
Small Lab, 10.
Large Lab, 30.
Small Lab, 10.
-> Manportable* nuclear arms, 7 months remaining
Kaiju Lab, 20.
High Energy Physics Lab, 100
Large workshop, 30,
-> Wolverine Silverized T-55 with muzzle accelerator?, 35.  Escape Threat 6.
Stores, 0
->Internal Checkpoints, 20
->Storage Vaults, 20
->Hardened Perimiter, 30
->3x Kaiju Muscle samples

Designs:
Jaeger Project:  Large unit, cost of 150 and 1x Kaiju muscle sample.  Supertank with serious firepower, standard durability, average speed, and limited payload capability.
Hoplite Exoskeleton: Infantry equipment, consumes two infantry equipment slots, grants 1x small weapon slot.  Provides power assistance for increased speed and some durability.

Total Upkeep: 410/month.
Base security rating: 13

3 x Lead Scientists, one will leave after this month.
5 x Kaiju Skin
1 x Kaiju Bone
1 x Kaiju Dragonfire Cannon
1 x Unknown Organ (Waxed Hexagon)

Money: 280
Funding: 690/month.

Spoiler: Syvarris (click to show/hide)

USSCCI
Military

You recieve a modern transport from Ares Defense.  It's just like a normal one, but slightly tougher and noticeably quicker.

One of your jets was shot down, but they did quite noticeable damage.  Seems to be just the cost of doing business in the current combat environment.

The infantry have recovered a chunk of Kaiju Skin, and another one of those unknown organs.  This one is a blue mass which is surrounded by thousands of hair-fine tubules.. under microscopic examination they look like a huge collection of miniature pipettes.

Base (Florida) 10

Large Hangar, 10
-> Air Transport.  (Large, capacity 2xMedium)
Large Hangar, 10
-> Battered Combat Jet with Valencite explosives, 40
Large Hangar, 10
-> Battered Combat Jet with Valencite explosives, 40
Large Hangar, 10
Large Airstrip, 20
Proving Grounds, 20

Barracks, 10
-> Infantry Platoon, 10
Large Lab, 30
-> Sarissan Jet project.  1 month remains.
Small Lab, 10
-> Stabilized Valencite Explosives. 1 month remains.
Small Lab, (10). 1 turn remains.
Medium Workshop, 20
Large Workshop, 30
Large Workshop, 30
-> Modern Transport. (Large, capacity 2xMedium), 10
Large Workshop, 30
Stores, 0
-> 1x Kaiju Heart
-> 4x Processed Kaiju Fat
-> 1x 40mm Gas Grenades
-> 1x High Quality Body Armour
-> 1x Cut Down Autocannon
-> 1x Processed Kaiju Muscle
-> 3x Infantry SAM Launchers.

Designs:
Battered Combat Jet: Large, Cost 200, Power, D.  AP, E.  Range, D.   Payload, D.  Speed, C.  Armour, F.  Durability, F.   (Flies) (Ammo-Short)
Artillery Piece:  Small, Cost 50,  Power, E.  AP, F.  Range, D.  Payload, D.  Speed, F.  Armour, -.  Durability, F.
Air Transport, Cost 100, Power .. AP, ..  Range, ..  Payload, ..  Speed, F.  Armour, -.  Durability, F.  (Flies), Capacity 2xMedium.
Matryoshka Transport: Large, Cost 125, Power .. AP, ..  Range, ..  Payload, ..  Speed, F.  Armour, -.  Durability, F.  (Flies), Capacity 1x Medium, 1x Large.

Valencite Explosives: Payload, built in batches of 18 (3xD payload)  Improves power score +1 rank if power is the same as payload.  +2 ranks if payload is two or more ranks above power.  Cost 25.

Total Upkeep: 350/month.

3 Lead Scientists.  One expires after this month and next month.
1 x Kaiju Skin
2 x Kaiju Muscle
1 x Unknown Kaiju Organ (hairy)

Money: 390
Funding: 625/month.

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Dr. Unpleasant.

Hunting down the scrapyards you get a bit of a surprise, some huge rolls of sheet steel from a shuttered auto plant.  Just the thing you need!

Currently your giant kangaroo is wearing about 12 inches of shaped metal armour over its entire body, making it look like a living steel statue of a giant kangaroo, undoubtedly much harder to hurt now.  Yes, the sunglasses are still there, although they're now steel-rimmed sunglasses.

Also, there was an incident.  It seems it bounced enough so that it's head smashed some of the 'shop' where you sell your goodies from, necessitating some repairs, lest the giant hole in the floor attract too much attention.

(note that repairing one building for free can be done at the same time as more research or construction, as per recent rules changes.)

Base Details:
Command Chamber
Mad Science: Low quality chemistry lab
Damaged Awesome Drug Front income +16
Large Lab Zone: Literal Giant Armoured Kangaroo

Money: 152
Upkeep: (110/month)
Income: 28/month.

Spoiler: Happerry (click to show/hide)

Lord Silver.

You have managed it!  The harpoon no longer knows if it's been fired or not, and hence can be fired a second, or maybe even a third time!

There is some spillover of this effect into the rest of the AFV, which causes it to be capable of blinking a bit further forward than where it currently is, improving speed and evasiveness slightly.

Base Details:
Command Chamber
Mad Science: Laboratory of Evil Physics.
Mad Science: Laboratory of Evil Physics II: Morally Gray Physics.
Large Lab Zone:
->Black armoured AFV with Quantum lightning drill harpoon.
Agent's Lair:
->Minions of E.V.I.L.
Mercenary Barracks.

1x Processed Kaiju Bone.
1x Processed Kaiju Skin.
Money: 226
Upkeep: (150)/month
Income: 12/month.

Spoiler: NJW2000 (click to show/hide)

Claudia.

You deliver the Rainbow Fog machine over to it's new owner.. perhaps for the best, as it means you get to work on a nice new tank, with that lovely new tank smell.

Except it's an old tank, and doesn't have that.  Bah!

The Yetis manage to grab some muscles this time.  Good stuff!

Base details:
Command Chamber
Mad Science:  Chaos Theory Supercomputer
Medium Lab Zone.  The Rainbow Fog Machine
Agent's Lair:
->Barrel of Monkeys

2x processed Kaiju Muscle
2x processed Kaiju Fat
Money: 185.
Upkeep: (100/month)
Income: 12/month.

Spoiler: Naturegirl1999 (click to show/hide)

Ashley Flare.

You spend a couple weeks playing with the kitty.  It's fun!

Base Details:
Command Chamber
Igor
Agent's Lair
-> Collectivist Wasp Hive Organism
Mad Science: Biology Lab.
Large Lab Zone.
-> Extra Bug Jaguar.  With Pincers and Explosives!  And +2 sharpness.

Money: 155.
Upkeep: (120/month)
Income: 12/month.

[Shadowclaw777]

Spoiler: The Coke Knight’s Zeal (click to show/hide)

-40 Research Armoured MRLS and One of the Kaiju Organs
-40? Repair Artillery Piece with EFFG Gen2+Valencite Explosives
-100 Upgrade Small Lab into Medium Lab
-50 Purchase Black Market Artillery
-50 Personnel Shields on Infantry Platoon
-150 Purchase 3x Artillery Pieces
65 Remaining
Send that last Infiltration on discovering rogue organizations!

Allow the USSCI scientist to continue research on lab

[syvarris]

Shadowclaw, can you post what the status of the research project is?  I don't get any reports about what my scientist is doing, so I dunno if anything has come up.

Nevermind; Dev sent me a report from my scientist.

[King Zultan]

Dr. Unpleasant looks upon his work and wonders what it would be like if he chrome plated it but there wasn't time to do that right now as the kangaroo had damaged the floor and he had to fix it, first thing on the agenda was to fix the floor in the store by throwing some plywood over the hole, and the second item is to continue the upgrading of the kangaroo by allowing it to reach even greater speeds by giving it, I don't know maybe more speed or something, anyway it just needs to be faster so it can dodge bullets like in that one scene from the Matrix.

[Happerry]

Lord Silver continues to upgrade the harpoon AFV, this time taking advantage of the last side effect to try to upgrade it to reliably teleport out of the way of enemy attacks, increasing its evasion noticeably.

[NJW2000]

Claudia starts by integrating the Blizzard Organ into the recently purchased tank, turning it into a tank with a powerful Freeze Ray cannon.

"Finally, a chance to see what Kaiju material is capable of achieving in the field of chaos-based military technology."

[Naturegirl1999]

Build Small Lab
Find birds or flies or something with wings to try splicing them into the Jaguar, or collecting genes from said wings to add genes to it causing wings to grow

[Stirk]

Spoiler: List Version (click to show/hide)

New Jeager-150 + Muscle Sample
Exosceleton-Actually you didn't list a price for this on my sheet. Supposed to be 50 from a page ago.
Research Kaiju Part (Mass Production) -20
Research Jeager extra [large] slot Upgrade -20
Continue Man Portable Nukes -20

Total 260/280

ADD's development schedule has changed slightly upon acquisition of a Kaiju flame weapon. As we had already intended to create fire-based weaponry in order to fight regeneration, we will dissect this find to reverse engineer a mass-production version of a high-quality flamethrower. As Kaiju weapons are large and it will likely only be viable on our Jeager line of super tanks until we find the time to miniaturize this technology.

Our first Jeager upgrade will be a second weapon slot allowing the vehicle to utilize both our advanced cannon system and the newly acquired kaiju weapon. This is likely to take some time. A modified version of the Jeager with only the Kaiju weapon would be available swiftly if any organization is interested in independently developing such a product.

Estimation for the Man Portable Nuclear Arm project suggest we will complete the project in 7 months. We are very confident in this product, and would go as far to say its completion marks the end of the Kaiju threat on Earth. This is not an idle statement. Our words are backed with nuclear weapons.

Finally, ADD will be engaging with the enemy in Scandinavia. Our weapons are adept at piercing through armor, and the lack of a kill field will allow our "mechanized" infantry to engage effectively.

[IronyOwl]

Happytime Atrocities Orders
-Continue researching Giant Aquatic Dockyard (-20)
-Study Mac and Cheese Organ (-20)
-Process Kaiju Muscle (-20)
-Purchase artillery piece (-50)
-Send USSCCI money for Artillery Valencite (-15)
-Send USSCCI money for microscopic pipette organ (-80)
-Display veteran wasp carapaces in the PR Centre