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Author Topic: Kobold Adventures: Reboot  (Read 28279 times)

Dragofire

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Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« on: October 12, 2019, 05:10:21 pm »

You awake in a wood with no memory of how you got there.

Inventory
dog leather loincloth - lower body.

« Last Edit: October 27, 2019, 06:45:12 pm by Dragofire »
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We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

Superdorf

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2019, 05:15:56 pm »

Obtain a heavy stick, suitable for cudgeling people with.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2019, 07:58:50 am »

Look around the room to see what’s around. Listen for sounds
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2019, 05:46:54 pm »

We should probably also grab a rock, for throwing.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2019, 07:33:30 am »

You look around the forest for a few minutes and find a good-sized rock and a thick stick with a curved top.

Inventory:
dog leather loincloth
alder branch
small chalk rock
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2019, 09:00:02 am »

Hmm. This is looking awfully DFish... we can do better than some paltry branch!

Obtain another small chalk rock for a hammerstone, and knap the first chalk rock into a sharp blade. Attach our newly acquired sharp chalk rock to the alder branch, thus creating a chalk axe.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2019, 10:47:07 am »

Hmm. This is looking awfully DFish... we can do better than some paltry branch!

Obtain another small chalk rock for a hammerstone, and knap the first chalk rock into a sharp blade. Attach our newly acquired sharp chalk rock to the alder branch, thus creating a chalk axe.
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2019, 01:56:19 am »

Hmm. This is looking awfully DFish... we can do better than some paltry branch!

Obtain another small chalk rock for a hammerstone, and knap the first chalk rock into a sharp blade. Attach our newly acquired sharp chalk rock to the alder branch, thus creating a chalk axe.
+1
+1
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Dragofire

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2019, 05:24:02 pm »

You grab several rocks from a pile and dump them in a pile. You grab another stick, and lay it next to the stones. You pick two of the rocks up, and make a sharp slate. You carve a nook in one of the sticks and insert the stone.
Suddenly, six beak dogs crash through the clearing, one with a goblin wearing a copper breastplate on its back. One of the beak dogs has a smoking gash on its foreleg. A adderwoman decked out in steel plate and wielding a sword glowing red-hot swings at the goblin, and misses. Then seven speargoblins burst out behind her and one lands a hit on her arm. She pries the weapon out from her arm, and slaps the offending goblin in the face with her weapon, and its gold mask melts and showers the other goblins in molten metal. The sword is quickly driven through each goblin's chest with a hiss of boiling blood. The adderwoman then turns to you.
" Hello skulker."

Inventory:
dog leather loincloth
slate axe

Base:
Forest clearing
Features: Stockpile.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2019, 05:32:45 pm by Dragofire »
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We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2019, 05:26:44 pm »

"Hello.. I am not a threat to you. Where are you headed?"
« Last Edit: October 17, 2019, 05:40:07 pm by Naturegirl1999 »
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Dragofire

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2019, 05:33:01 pm »

Just posted an update
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2019, 05:37:02 pm »

yes, that's what this suggestion is for, we can use the axe to kill something
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Dragofire

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2019, 05:37:50 pm »

Maybe like the adderwoman which is now staring at you?
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My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2019, 05:38:31 pm »

oh, I will read that and change suggestion accordingly
Suggestion edited
« Last Edit: October 17, 2019, 05:40:24 pm by Naturegirl1999 »
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2019, 05:41:37 pm »

Funny thing. So my sister was pissing me off, so i went to my computer and tried to mod her into a purring maggot then got mad when it it didnt work.
Yes. I tried to mod my sister in REAL LIFE.

You try to talk to the adderwoman.
" Hello. I am no threat to you."
" Shut up skulker FILTH."
She backhands you across the face and you wake up in a small rough stone cell. Your left ankle is chained to the back wall. Your axe has been confiscated. A pile of things are presented in a leather bag through a hatch in the bars. On the other side of the corridor is a dwarf in another cell. His face is splattered with blood.

Inventory
dog leather loincloth
horse tallow soap
steel comb
steel bowl
« Last Edit: October 17, 2019, 05:48:25 pm by Dragofire »
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.
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