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Author Topic: Kobold Adventures: Reboot  (Read 28447 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2019, 04:34:15 am »

Thoroughly examine the room we now find ourselves in.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Dragofire

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2019, 06:55:30 am »

You look around. There is a scrap of pig tail cloth against the wall, hung up by ropes.

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dog leather loincloth
horse tallow soap
steel comb
steel bowl
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My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

King Zultan

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2019, 07:10:38 am »

Try to grab the cloth.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Dragofire

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2019, 07:30:58 am »

It is firmly attached to the wall.

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dog leather loincloth
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2019, 07:39:54 am »

Hmm, she called us filth, so maybe we should Clean self with horse tallow soap
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Dragofire

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2019, 07:45:01 am »

You rub the soap all over you. Nothing happens. A burly dwarf with a shortsword at his waist shoves a tray of food in. The tray has two greenish looking paste cakes and a pickle.

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dog leather loincloth
horse tallow soap
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steel bowl
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We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2019, 07:47:01 am »

"Thank you" Eat the pickle and the paste cakes
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Dragofire

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2019, 07:54:49 am »

You eat the food then speak.
" Thank you."
The dwarf, who's name is Sergeant Rovod according to his name tag looks around, and when he sees that none of the other guards are watching, pulls a lollipop out of his pocket and hands it to you.
" Make sure Colonel Sazir or Nish don't see that. All of us have name tags."

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horse tallow soap
steel comb
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strawberry lollipop
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My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2019, 08:59:09 am »

Uxe the edge of the bowl to cut the lollipop in half and throw half of it into the cell across the corridor so it lands in the cell but doesn't hit the dwarf
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2019, 04:46:21 pm »

You try to cut the lollipop in half using the edge of the bowl but they seem to have rounded the edges.

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dog leather loincloth
horse tallow soap
steel comb
steel bowl
strawberry lollipop
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2019, 05:06:02 pm »

Throw the entire lollipop so it lands inside the dwarf’s cell without hitting the dwarf
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Dragofire

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2019, 05:08:14 pm »

You throw the lollipop into the dwarf's cell. He picks it up and throws it back. You notice that he is not wearing any clothes, just covered in blood.

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dog leather loincloth
horse tallow soap
steel comb
steel bowl
dusty strawberry lollipop
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My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

King Zultan

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2019, 03:15:42 am »

Lets not mess with that guy, it might end poorly for us.
Use our loincloth to clean off the lollipop, then eat it.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Dragofire

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2019, 09:25:23 am »

A stout blond dwarf strolls down the hallway. The tag on her shirt identifies her as Colonel Sazir, so you hide the lollipop in your loincloth,then when she passes by you eat it. It is slightly bloody but still tasty. The dwarf screams something about Colonel Sazir, a purple fish and a tuning fork. None of it makes any sense.

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dog leather loincloth
horse tallow soap
steel comb
steel bowl
« Last Edit: October 19, 2019, 09:27:23 am by Dragofire »
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.
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