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Author Topic: Kobold Adventures: Reboot  (Read 28442 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #180 on: February 04, 2020, 06:34:05 pm »
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #181 on: February 04, 2020, 06:46:49 pm »
You remove one foot from the ground.
SIEGE HAS ENDED blares the intercom.

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There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #182 on: February 04, 2020, 07:04:28 pm »
Remove the other foot from the ground. Become the flying kobold we were meant to be!
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #183 on: February 04, 2020, 09:22:27 pm »
Quote from: Superdorf on February 04, 2020, 07:04:28 pm
Remove the other foot from the ground. Become the flying kobold we were meant to be!
In case this fails, ready our arms for use as legs when we land
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #184 on: February 04, 2020, 09:30:08 pm »
You remove the other foot from the ground.
You have been knocked prone!
Your lower body skids along the ground, bruising the fat!
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My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #185 on: February 05, 2020, 03:13:32 am »
Keep trying to levitate, it is our destiny!
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #186 on: February 05, 2020, 06:42:25 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on February 05, 2020, 03:13:32 am
Keep trying to levitate, it is our destiny!
-1, clearly that will simply damage us.

Go look around, try and find the kitchen
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #187 on: February 06, 2020, 10:18:16 pm »
You find the kitchen. A pile of giant beetle egg and pineapple skewers lays on the counter. Fried cave fish float in rum in a bowl on a shelf, three bottles of rum are sitting next to it and some potato chunks and a slice of pork fat are frying in a pan with some almonds. The floor is covered with milk and what appears to be a chicken heart is sitting next to your ankle. Some long yam plant rolls are cooling on a rack, and the cook is mixing some giant beetle eggs and long yams together with horse milk. Cured intestines, rum, milk and almond shells cover half the counter. Her elbow sends a bowl full of milk and yak intestines careening across the counter, falling onto the floor and splattering it with more spilled food.
"Oops. Oh hi dad. Do you want some beetle egg skewers?"
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My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #188 on: February 07, 2020, 05:00:40 am »
Eat all the food!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #189 on: February 07, 2020, 08:41:35 am »
“Yes please” Eat the egg skewers
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #190 on: February 07, 2020, 10:27:07 am »
You eat the skewers. They are delicious. A open can of broad beans falls on the floor and spills. Your daughter is putting the milk batter in a muffin tray.
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #191 on: February 07, 2020, 11:41:48 am »
Don't let those beans go to waste eat them.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #192 on: February 07, 2020, 03:45:29 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on February 07, 2020, 11:41:48 am
Don't let those beans go to waste eat them.
+1 thus helps with clean up too
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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #193 on: February 14, 2020, 02:41:13 pm »
You eat the beans. They are delicious.
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Kobold Adventures: Reboot
« Reply #194 on: February 14, 2020, 08:41:31 pm »
ask our daughter how she found this place
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