((Any ability you had in the last game is an ability you get in this one as well.))
October 31, 5:00 PMIt's raining.ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES remembered he was the god of Halloween!ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES has successfully stolen all the souls of everyone that's ever signed a waiver!Yoink didn't post so random action.Tell the group about the army I found and joined and convince them to join too
(5) It doesn't take much convincing to get the rest of your group to join with the space army people, and the space army guides your group to their base and lead you to gazebo, and your told to stay there and that your not actually part of their army.
Fire elementals: shoot fireballs at the gas station, where Yoink currently is.
Once the gas station explodes and kills Yoink in a fiery whirlwind, dab on him.
(Fire elemetals burning the gas station = 2) You command the fire elementals to burn the gas station and they throw fire balls at the pumps, and miss completely.
Then Yoink shoots at the fire elementals injuring two of them.
Integrate the entity from the beyond into my being, using the power of Elvis sexual poses. Then use a regenaritive technique for my mouth.
Order the clones to pelvis starbeam the Knight
(Using the power of Elvis sexual poses to combine with the entity = 5) Using the power of sexy dance moves and pelvic thrusting you combine with the entity from beyond and gain whatever powers that might entail.
(Regenerative powers to heal mouth = 4) Using you regeneration powers you heal all the damage you have recently received.
(Pelvis starbeams on the knight = 6) As the knight fails to punch the Elvis that took his sword, the clones start rapidly pelvic thrusting to activate their pelvis starbeams and fire the beams at the knight damaging him and his armour and one of them accidentally beams one of their fellow Elvises, then he rushes forward and tackles you, slamming you to the ground.
Increase speed, prepare to dodge their possible with car parkour
(2) You increase your speed and continue further into the city for a bit before you finally see what looks like a small barricade so you swerve to avoid it, but unbeknownst to you the animals had poured oil all over the road causing you to spin out and hit a sign and a mail box, while this does damage the hatchback it doesn't damage it enough to keep you from driving it, in the distance you can see large amounts of animals start to appear in all of the streets around you.
Remind Samhain that stealing souls is a copyright violation of a specific agreement assigned to Hell and that due to working under divine law instead of mortal law, my arrest needs no warrant due to an exigent circumstance, which would waive his client’s right of habeas corpus. All in all, any case he would bring against me would result in his loss, and as he has no legal reason to be here, he should cease bothering me or he will be guilty of obstruction of justice.
With that all said and done, restore my ankles and go arrest that fool. Exigent circumstances also apply to when the cop observes the perpetrators in the process of the act, and I can sense him stealing souls, so I need no arrest warrant.
Never try to legal BS an actual law student.
(Finding Samhain = 2) You look around to for Samhain to tell him all that law stuff, but you find that he disappeared along with ANGRY.
(Restoring ankles = 3) You use your innate magical abilities to restore your ankles, but it seems you didn't focus hard enough and you only manage to restore one of your ankles.
(Finding ANGRY = 5) You awkwardly hobble around with one ankle, but you finally manage to find ANGRY using your soul stealing senses.
(Arresting him again = 3) When you start to hobble towards him to arrest him you trip and fall, then spend several minutes trying to get back up and by the time you do he's stolen a whole bunch of souls and realized he's still the god of Halloween.
Punch out the one that stole my sword, then charge and tackle the REAL ninja elvis, plowing through any clones/extradimensional entities that get in my way! keep in mind, i am wearing metal armor, so all of this will hurt more than usual for them.
Before you can react the Real ninja Elvis combined with the extradimensional creature.
(Punching the Elvis that stole the sword = 1) You try to punch the sword stealing Elvis, but you miss his face.
(Charging and tackle the real ninja Elvis = 4) Then suddenly the clone Elvises start rapidly pelvic thrusting, and before you can react they fire out lazer beams from their crotches at you, and it burns damaging both you and your armour so you charge out of the beams and plow into the real Elvis knocking him to the ground.
USE MAGIC TO REPLACE ALL WAIVERS IN THE WORLD WITH THE PETITION. THEN STEAL THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO SIGN THEM AND USE THEM TO MORHP INTO THE HALOWEEN GOD ONCE AGAIN!
(Replacing all waivers in the world with the petition = 5) Using your soul magic you turn all the waivers in the world into the petition even ones from before the apocalypse.
(Stealing the souls of the people that sign the paper = 5) And that means you get all the souls of the people that signed them, which means pretty much everyone, even the people that are already dead, seven billion souls get!
(Using the souls to become the Halloween god again = 3) You try to become the GOD OF HALLOWEEN, but it turns out its hard to become something you all ready are. ((Any ability you had in the last game is an ability you get in this one as well.))
You also see Smoke Mirrors slowly hobble towards you then trip over a curb and flail around for a bit trying to get back up.
Go outside and attempt to fly by flapping my arms
(4) You go outside and start flapping your arms, and somehow you manage to lift yourself off the ground and after a bit of practice you're able to fly.
Deal with the papers.
(6) You quickly get to work sorting the papers into their appropriate locations, but as soon as you file one thing another group of papers appear in its place and this continues for a bit and when you look at your desk you see that there's the same amount papers on it that you started with.
What, let earthnoid survivors join the Earth Drop Force? That's against common military sense! Set them up at camp, that's something, but letting them join our forces? That's just asking for double agents. Escort the passive survivors to camp, and keep a close eye on them. After all, killing them would just leave us with an empty wasteland.
Also, keep securing the town.
(Bringing the earthnoids to the camp = 3+1 For them being compliant) The earthnoids are lead back to the camp with out issue and are seated in the gazebo in the center of the park so you can better keep an eye on them.
(Securing the town = 6) Your troops continue to work to secure the town, then suddenly you get a report from one of the armoured cars that it's under attack from a massive hoard of large animals and is in need of assistance.
GET TO THE BACK OF THE GAS STATION AND SHOOT THE FIRE GUYS.
(4) You rush to the back of the station, and shoot at the fire guys injuring two of them.
Yoink
Health: SOME DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper
Kakaluncha / Ninja Elvis / entity from beyond
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: a bowl, several ninja Elvis clones two stabbed in mouth one has been starbeamed one has the knights sword, Regenerative powers
Dustan Hache / knight
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield
Fiefdom: walls damaged, low food, crops in bad shape, low moral, hunting party
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD
Naturegirl1999
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, thee people
CABL / Is a house
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE / knees
Inventory:
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: three fire elementals two injured
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / GOD OF HALLOWEEN
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, Samhain Attorney At Law, thirty souls, seven billion souls
GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.3.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU: Has real monsters and mutants
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver
Enemy post
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a tank, some earthnoids weapons
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