(Would have posted this earlier but I fell asleep while I was working on it.)
October 31, 7:30 PMThe sun is setting.It's raining.Smoke Mirrors became the OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS!ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES has destroyed the country of Oman, not that it matters do to the apocalypse.A massive army of animals and mutants is approaching the town they have armour, weapons, and vehicles, and will be arriving in two turns.Search for stuff to prepare and cook a few animals corpses, I am kinda hungry after that much violence.
(Finding cooking supplies = 4) After a little looking around it turned out the building you were in was a restaurant, so you now have everything you could want for cooking.
(Cooking the animal corpses = 4) Using your newly acquired tools you quickly cutup some of the corpses and prepare them over a small fire, and when its all said and done you end up with a good looking meal.
Brag to coworkers about becoming employee of the month, my proudest accomplishment ever.
(3) You wander around the office and tell everyone about how your the employee of the month, only a few people care and the rest just ignore you.
Start quickly flying around the mecha and shoot it using the rifle
(2) You start to fly near the mecha but it turns out you can't fire the rifle and flap your arms at the same time.
THROW 101955 BENNU AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AT SOME RANDOM COUNTRY!
(What country = Oman) You randomly chose the Middle Eastern country of Oman as your target.
(Throwing 101955 BENNU = 5) This time you fly into space and grab 101955 BENNU then take aim and throw it at the speed of light at Oman, and when the dust settled from the impact you see that Oman and some of the surrounding countries are no more.
Try convincing the people I’m with that helping this army conquer the planet will result in less wars
If questioned, try to be as helpful as possible
(4-2 For them not wanting to be slaves) They call you an idiot for wanting to be an alien slave, and they don't give a shit if it results in less wars, it doesn't look like you'll be able to convince them.
Then one of the alien troops comes into the tent and starts asking about the surrounding area, you tell him everything and the other prisoners call you an traitor and say your selling out your fellow humans.
"Hmm, if you put it that way, I might be a psyco... Either way, that ritual's objective was to help me achieve the most glamorous costume of all! I realised that fusing the power of Elvis with an entity from the beyond was the only way to achieve this! But now, you have messed it up! It's time for me to do plan B!"
Using the life force, animate every tree in this forest so that they go in a chaotic rampage of violence and chaos. Meanwhile, the clones will throw the knight inside the lake.
(Using the life force to animate trees = 3) Using the life force you got from the trees and corn you manage to animate three trees and they start wandering around.
(Tree chaos rampage = 3) The trees then go and start attacking a random house.
(Clones throwing the knight inside the lake = 3) They clones try to throw the knight inside the lake but reclaims his sword then kills them before they can grab him.
Then he runs at you but you side step at the last second and he only manages to cut your face with the sword.
Try again to reclaim my sword, then defeat the clones (by removing their feet) and strike at the real ninja-elvis!
(Reclaiming the sword = 4) Before the clones can grab you, you reclaim your sword from them.
(Defeating the clones = 4) You then use the sword to kill all the clones.
(Striking at the real Ninja Elvis = 3) You charge the real Ninja Elvis, but he side steps at the last second so you only manage to cut his face a little.
Alright, living house. weird, and probably a threat. Smash it to bits with a tank or something, while dealing with that earthnoid sniper.
Meanwhile, the rest of the men begin to scout out the area surrounding the town, locating where other centers of life are. Questioning the earthnoid survivors should help these efforts.
The earthnoid sniper starts to fly around you.
(The tank attacking the house = 4) The tank rolls up to the house and fires at it blowing off one of its arms.
(Taking out the sniper = 1) They can't shoot it because they risk shooting you and your mecha.
(Scouting the area around town = 6) As your troops spread out to scout the surrounding area they catch sight of a massive army of animals and mutants approaching the town they look like more of a threat than the last group you fought because they have armour, weapons, and vehicles, it looks like you have one hour (two turns) to prepare for their arrival.
(Locating other centers of life = 2) Your troops can't get far from the town because of the approaching army.
(Getting info from the earthnoid's = 5) One of your troops goes into the tent and gets one of the earthnoid's to tell them about the area, you learn that there's several more small towns like this one a large city nearby but they don't know if there's any other earthnoids living in any of these places, but they do mention that the animal armies are coming from a massive city in another state, the troop also notes that the other earthnoid's seem to hate the one that told him everything.
Become overduety of all holidays
Why am I getting more bad rolls than I should?
((I don't know, I'm using physical dice for this game not sure if that helps.))
(5) Using whatever powers available to you, you become the OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS!
SHOOT HOUSE'S ARMS OFF TO DISABLE T-POSE FUNCTIONALITY
THEN SHOULDER-CHARGE THROUGH FRONT DOOR
(Shooting the houses arms off = 1) You try to shoot off one the houses arms, but you discover that the gun is empty and you need to reload.
(Shoulder charging the door = 4) The house tries to grab you but misses and you uses that as an opportunity to bust the door down, you now find your self in the houses living room.
Then all the sudden there's a large explosion and the house shakes like it was hit by something.
Grab and throw Yoink into the crowd of my Fire Elementals, where he'll burn to death.
(3) You try to grab Yoink but he doges your grab attempt, he then bum rushes your door and busts his way inside he is now in your living room.
Then you here a explosion and something hit your arm and it get blown off.
Yoink
Health: MORE DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper
Kakaluncha / Ninja Elvis
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE / bloody nose / cut face
Inventory: a bowl, three animated trees
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: MORE DAMAGE / damaged fists / broken arm
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword
Fiefdom: walls damaged, low food, crops in bad shape, low moral, hunting party, damaged buildings
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, a good meal
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, one person
CABL / Is a house
Health: MORE DAMAGE / knees / missing one arm
Inventory:
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: five fire elementals two injured
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, Samhain Attorney At Law, thirty souls, more than six billion souls, a bunch of demons, GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.3.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU: Has real monsters and mutants and sentience
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent
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