October 31, 2:30 PMThe weather is overcast.In two turns The Grand Principality of Kyon shall begin the INVASION.he can’t have gotten far. FIND THAT NINJA AND SHOW HIM THE ERROR OF HIS THIEVING WAYS!
(Finding the ninja = 4) After looking around for a bit you finally find the ninja, and he seems to be giving your candy to some kind of space Kraken in exchange for information about water and a legendary weapon.
(Showing him the error of his ways = 1) You walk over to the ninja and sternly tell him that, that was your candy and you demand some form of compensation.
Keep going to the city from which the evil power ranger commands the animals
(3) You drive for a bit and find the road forward is blocked and have to spend several minutes finding a different way around, you still get closer to your goal but not as close as you wanted to be.
Well looks like this is the end-POCKET SAND!
NOW BOOK IT!
(POCKET SAND = 6) You release your sand and hit him in the face, but then the wind blows the rest of the sand back into your face and blinds you as well.
(Getting away = 1) You try to run away but trip over something, then something falls on you.
GREAT! Signal the earth drop forces in SPACE to land in the Park's coordinates, aka to begin the INVASION. Soon the Grand Principality of Kyon will rule the earth sphere!
(6) After a few minutes of messing with your radio you manage to get in contact with the Earth Drop Forces, and they tell you that they aren't ready to start the INVASION and to give them a bit to get the troops ready. (Two turns.)
Shoot the guy riding the bicycle! If dead, take the bicycle
(4) You shoot the guy in the back and he falls over, and when you go to take the bike it turns out he isn't all the way dead and he seems to be trying to get something out of his jacket.
Look for people. Safety in numbers, after all
(5) After wandering around you find some random people in a store, they seem friendly so that's a plus.
Deflect pocket sand.
Now Book Him.
(Deflecting the sand = 1) You try to deflect the sand but fail and get blinded by it.
(Booking him = 4-1 for being blind) You try to book him but you can't find him, so you end up staggering around and tripping over what you think is the guy your after.
Find some breakfast.
(3) After looking around your hovel you find some of your dead opossums, and a can of beans that you can't open.
LIGHT SPLIFF, EQUIP IN MOUTH, GO FOR LEISURELY-BUT-STILL-EXHILARATING RIDE AROUND TOWN OUTSKIRTS
(5) You light the spliff and drive around the town as you smoke it, as you drive you see a house walking around the outskirts of the town, but other than that the ride was quite enjoyable.
Give the candy to Intergalactic Kraken, and ask for the nearest location of drinkable water, as well as the nearest legendary weapon.
You return to Intergalactic Kraken and give it the candy and ask your questions.
(Location of water = 5) It tells you that there's a lake nearby that has water that's still drinkable.
(Location of legendary weapon = 6) It then tells you that the weapon you seek is incredibly far away and in the hands of the power ranger looking guy that has an army of animals and the only to get the weapon would be to go there and kill that guy.
Then a knight approaches you and sternly tells you that you stole his candy then he demands compensation for the candy you stole from him.
Stomp and eat more people.
(3) You walk around the town for a bit but you can't stomp any of the people you see, they've all wised up to what you are doing and stay far away from you.
Yoink
Health: FINE
Inventory: BIG SEXY MOTORCYCLE with a almost full tank of gas, loaded shotgun, some marijuana, several cartons of cigarettes, several boxes of cigars, some fidget spinners, a few lighters, some rolling paper
Kakaluncha
Health: FINE
Inventory: Elvis ninja costume, bowl filled with candy
Dustan Hache / knight
Health: FINE
Inventory: Plate armour, shield, sword, some candy
Fiefdom: walls damaged, low food, crops in bad shape, low moral, hunting party
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas
Naturegirl1999
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: Some canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a house
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: three guys
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju
Health: FINE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE
GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.3.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU: Has real monsters and mutants
The Canadian kitten
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, knife
Enemy post
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY
Health: FINE
Inventory: Mecha
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