The Earth has become an extension of the FUNKIVERSE.The pumpkin zombie army has been killed off!November 1, 1:00 PMIts sunny.Its cloudy.The town the game started in has been destroyed.All animal life on Earth has evolved into bigger, stronger, and FUNKIER versions of themselves, and they also hate all humans and pumpkin zombies and want to kill them.All the plants on Earth evolved to accommodate the newly evolved animals.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.Everything on Earth and the town is washed in a wave of FUNKINESS.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post so random action.Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.Back to Space-city. Let the guy stay in the city.
Start repairing the Zord
Animal army will see what of what we salvaged is useful for us.
(Letting the guy out = 3) You try to let the guy off of the Zord, but before you can he crawls into one of the damaged parts and disappears before you or your people can react.
(Repairing the zord = 2) The zord doesn't get repaired as everyone was to busy looking for that guy and digging through the salvage.
(Animals seeing if anything good was salvaged = 5) After a bit of digging they find all manner of electrical components, several large weapons, a few still usable computer systems, navigational equipment, lots of raw materials, and other stuff.
Take off this normal human costume!
Try once again with the indoctrination process. Make these beasts loyal to the Emperor.
Use all my civilian and economical to set up settlements for all these refugees.
Meanwhile, send my armies to the afterlife, and defeat the failed experiments. Once dealt with, only allow the dead who bound themselves in loyalty to the Empire to be brought back to life.
Meditate once again. Try to unlock physic abilities.
(Taking off the costume = 6) You start ripping the costume off flinging bits of it everywhere, you now find yourself standing naked in front of your counsel.
(Trying again with the indoctrination = 3) You try to get the indoctrination started but you don't get past the planning stage.
(Making the beasts loyal = 3) Your people get to work with the animals, they don't end up making them loyal, but they don't kill your people so that's a start.
(Making settlements for the refugees = 4) Your people get to work building and reclaiming structures to house North America refugees, and by the time their done everyone of the refugees has a new home.
(Defeating the failed experiments in the afterlife = 4) You dispatch your armies to defeat the failed experiments, and they quickly defeat the creatures.
(Bringing back the dead people that were loyal to the empire = 4) You have your people bring back everyone that was loyal to your cause.
(Meditating for physic powers = 5) After meditating for a bit after removing that costume you find your telepathic and telekinetic powers have been restored.
Crawl inside the Zord through some of the damage before it's repaired.
(4) Before the robot and animals can react you crawl off into the robot, and you keep crawling until you get into the middle of the robot, you now find yourself in a small room it appears to be some kind of maintenance room.
Meditate with my few faithful followers to obtain the true wisdom of the FUNK.
Once it is obtained, use it to our advantage in our sermons and general religion-spreading.
(Meditating with followers to obtain the true wisdom of the FUNK = 4) After meditating for quite a while you feel that you've come incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK, but your not quite there yet.
(Using it in sermons = 5) You do use what you've learned from your meditation so far in your sermons, and they are a great success with your followers.
(General religion spreading = 2) You try to spread your religion, but no one seems to be interested in joining a religion.
KEEP MONSTER PINNED! INTERROGATE IT!
(Keeping the monster pinned = 5) You use your superior strength to keep that creature pinned to the wall.
(Interrogating it = 4) You start yelling at the creature to tell you everything, this seems to confuse the creature as it doesn't know what you want from it, and it tells you it'll tell you anything you want to know if you stop yelling at it.
Continue learning, if allowe, practice some of the spells I learned
(Continuing to learn = 4) You continue to learn basic DISCO magic.
(Did you learn any spells = 3) You did learn one spell over the time you've been learning, its a light spell.
(Practicing the spell = 5) He says you should be practicing the spell, so you go around lighting up random stuff until using the spell becomes second nature.
Create more cats
(2+1 For god powers) You use your powers to create a few more cats.
Resurrect those who died as their true FUNKY selves, and then continue to blend the earth with the FUNKYverse
(Resurrecting those who died as their true FUNKY selves = 2) You try to resurrect the dead, but your realize you don't know any resurrection spells.
(Continuing to blend the Earth with the FUNKIVERSE = 6) You start doing some of the most complex dances ever danced until the Earth becomes an extension if the FUNKIVERSE.
Go look for a nice place for my vacation.
(4) It doesn't take you long to find several resorts you could go to, and they all seem to be within your price range.
Try to stealthy sneak out of the super market and see where I am.
(5) You quietly make your way out of the store and you see that your in a small looking town, and you seem to be completely alone, no pumpkin zombies, no humans, no mutant animals, there seems to be nothing near your current position.
NPC STUFFKeep defending the fief from the pumpkin zombies, while I continue to use my holy powers to kill the pumpkin zombies.
(You using holy magic to kill = 5) You kill dozens more of the monsters with your magic.
(Militia defending = 1+1 For wall) They continue to sit behind the wall and be useless.
(Civilians defending = 3) They kill several more of the monsters.
Keep up the enlightening of the pumpkin zombies.
(You enlightening = 3) You only manage to enlighten a few more of them.
(Followers enlightening = 6) They enlighten so many they damage the walls bringing them in.
(Followers enlightening = 3) They only manage to enlighten a few of them.
Keep throwing explosive spells, while the demons will continue to attack the pumpkin zombies.
(Casting explosive spells = 6) You blow up dozens of the creatures, but you also accidentally blow up part of your fort.
(Demons attacking = 6) They kill thousands of the creatures and damage the fortress in the process.
Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(6) They break a lot of stuff then die.
(3) They break a few things.
(1) They all get killed.
(1) They all get killed.
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(2) They sit and drink some beer.
(4) They get a few to join.
(5) They get a whole bunch to join them.
(2) They sit around and get high.
Kill all humans and pumpkin zombies.
(North America = 3) They kill a few of pumpkin zombies.
(North America = 2) They don't really do anything.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 45.96%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 4.21%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 22.14%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 28.54%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 45.34%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 32.42%Yoink
Health: FINE / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer
Kakaluncha / naked / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children
France: United, 334,890 follows, no radiation, one power plant, super efficient economy, the most stable, efficient, and self sustaining version of France EVER, global superpower, great again, 132,743 settled refuges North America
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Europe: back to what it was before the apocalypse, 2,465,567 followers
Africa: Better than what it was before the war, 3,393,809 followers
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 1,324,567 followers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: MORE DAMAGE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight some more injured
ziizo / slightly damaged ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, space pirate ship, space pirate ship some of the crew is injured, big laser, decent amount of loot, some more loot, all manner of electrical components, several large weapons, a few still usable computer systems, navigational equipment, lots of raw materials, other stuff
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: three followers
Spells: Light
CABL / second prophet of FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: 32 Funkists, incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 584 cat army with extra sharp claws, a box of candy
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, masterpiece painting of the fighting in the town
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGED / broken nose
Inventory: six million souls, "Totally Average Human"TM costume
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,997,762 enlightened pumpkin zombies
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 385 demons
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The moon is a DISCO BALL.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
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