Nuclear bombs are falling for the first time sense the apocalypse and the cities of Johannesburg and Dongguan have been destroyed with nuclear fire.November 1, 4:30 PMIts sunny.Its FUNKY.A massive storm of FUNK energy is still lingering around the now devastated France, and parts of Europe and Africa.The town the game started in has been destroyed.All animal life on Earth has evolved into bigger, stronger, and FUNKIER versions of themselves, and they also hate all humans and pumpkin zombies and want to kill them.All the plants on Earth evolved to accommodate the newly evolved animals.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.The Earth has become an extension of the FUNKIVERSE.Kakaluncha didn't post for the fourth time so random action.WyrdByrd didn't post for the third time so random action.Start heading towards her
(4) You quickly start heading in the direction of the sorceress and after a bit of walking you finally make it back to the FUNKY town you came to when you first got to the FUNKIVERSE, looks like its going to take you a bit to walk all the way there.
Build more nukes, and drop the 4 nukes onto major cities.
(Building more nukes = 3) Your cats only manage to build one more nuke.
(Which major city do you pick = Johannesburg) You spin a globe around and poke a random spot and you hit the city of Johannesburg in South Africa.
(Does the nuke hit the city = 4) You then have your cats target the location and launch the nuke, and after a few minutes of flight it hits the target and destroys most of it.
(Which major city do you pick = Kolkata) You then go back and spin the globe again and this time you land on the city of Kolkata in India.
(Does the nuke hit the city = 3) You then have the nuke launched, but the targeting was off slightly and it hits near the city but not close enough to destroy all of it.
(Which major city do you pick = Linyi) You spin the globe again this time landing on the city of Linyi in China.
(Does the nuke hit the city = 3) And again you have the cats launch a nuke at it, but again it only barely destroys any of the city.
(Which major city do you pick = Dongguan) And again you spin the globe and point this time landing on the city of Dongguan in China.
(Does the nuke hit the city = 5) And again you have a nuke launched at it, but this time its a direct hit and the city is completely destroyed.
Fine for now, Go to the Megazord is time to explore space for planets with life or targets for piracy
(Finding a planet with life = 2) You fly around for a bit and find no planets with life on them, but you don't think you went out far enough to find them.
(Finding targets for piracy = 4) But you do find some targets for looting, you find a abandoned space station of unknown origin, a collection of space junk, and what appears to be a cargo ship of some kind.
INSPECT MAP. IS IT HELPFUL?
NOT MUCH USE HAVING MAP OF PLACE IF I NOT KNOW WHICH PARTS OF SAID PLACE ARE ACTUALLY WHERE I WANNA GO. SHOW IT TO MY NEW PAL, TOO.
(Is the map helpful = 5) After looking at the map you see that it labels the street names next to the corresponding sewer lines, and that it has the streets as well as the sewer lines on it.
(Do you know where you want to go = 3) You only have a vague idea of where the safer looking part of town is, so the map isn't that helpful to you.
(Seeing what your follower thinks of the map = 6) But you then hand it to your follower he immediately finds the way to the safer looking part, apparently he recognized the street name from when he was looking for a way out of the hospital.
Establish another Funkist state in North America, called "Funky States of America".
HAU: Keep praying to the FUNKSTORM and pushing the Imperials out of Africa.
(Establishing the Funky States of America = 5) After wondering for a bit you come across a small group of survivors and after some talking they decide to join you, and you call this group The Funky States of America.
(Praying to the FUNKSTORM = 5) Your people continue to pray to the FUNKSTORM allowing it to continue to exist.
(Pushing the Imperial army out of Africa = 6) After quite a bit of fighting they finally manage to push the Imperial army out of Africa, but not without quite a few losses.
Suddenly the city of Johannesburg in South Africa is hit with a nuclear weapon and destroyed, luckily none of your people lived that far south.
Compete to buy the studio.
(2) You place all of your money on the bid and you still get out bib by some fat dog, looks like your going to have to keep looking for a studio.
Yes, the great sand castle is built...JUST IN TIME FOR MY SURPRISE STRIKE ON EARTH! The tower unfurls, revealing the SANDERIZER CANNON. This powerful piece of technology will turn the entire earth into sand. HAHAHAHAHAH! OUR REVENGE IS COMPLETE!
(Does the SANDERIZER work = 4) After a quick look over you find it to be in working order, and ready to fire.
(Hitting the Earth = 4) After a short warmup and targeting you're ready to fire, and a beam quickly shoots out and heads directly for the Earth.
(Turning it all to sand = 2) But the beam doesn't appear to do anything, it seems like the Sanderizer beam wasn't strong enough to change the Earth into sand, maybe you need more power.
Not sure what my old plan was so uncorrupt more animals I suppose.
(4) You quickly go out and uncorrupt more animals, almost all of the animals in North America have been returned to their original states now.
One more time, try to raise the dead!
(2) You don't manage to bring anyone back, maybe you need to rest for a bit before you try again.
The half of the army shall withdraw from Africa and aid in the evacuation while the rest continues to fight the Funkists, the guerrillas will also continue to fight, the teams will find a way to aid in the evac, and the citizens will also continue to evac, while all scientists will start working on something to get rid of the FUNKSTORM.
(Guerrillas fighting = 3) They continue to fight but do very little this time around.
(How do the Funkists react = 6) A bunch of them get killed in the traps the guerrillas set, but the do manage to get a few of the guerrillas.
(Army continuing to fight = 2) The army doesn't get much of a chance to fight as the Funkists put up an incredibly strong offensive and end up pushing your army out of Africa.
(How do the Funkists react = 4) They successfully manage to push the army out of Africa.
(The rest of the army aiding in evac = 1) They get caught up in the storm and quite a few of them die.
(Teams aiding in the evacuation = 4) They manage to find a way out and help loads of people get out of harms way.
(Civilians evacuating to safer areas = 4) They continue to flee the storm.
(Scientists figuring out how to get rid of the FUNKSTORM = 4) After much thought they finally manage to design a device that might get rid of the storm, but they haven't built it yet.
(What does the FUNKSTORM do = 1+3 For preying) It continues to grow and cause havoc destroying and killing more.
NPC STUFFHave the fief defend itself, while I lead the survivors back to the fief.
(The fief defending itself = 4) They continue to defend against the mutated animals.
(Leading the survivors back = 3) You and the survivors get ambushed by mutant animals periodically on the way back slowing down your progress.
Continue training.
(4) You and your followers continue to train, increasing your fighting prowess.
Practice some of my new spells, while the demons continue to guard the fort.
(Practicing the new spells = 5) You successfully cast several powerful spells, you now feel confident in using these spells.
(Demons guarding = 3) They kill the few mutants that show up, but other than that they sit around and do nothing.
Keep trying to fix the commune.
(5) They fix all kinds of stuff.
(3) They fix a few things.
Kill all humans and destroy all signs of civilization.
(North America = 4) They break all kinds of shit.
(North America = 2) They don't do anything.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 48.23%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 2.34%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 5.76%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 49.32%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of France destroyed: 88.23%Percent of Europe destroyed: 21.12%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 0%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 8.46%Yoink
Health: FINE / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, three spaceships capable of flying through hyperspace, a three tiny anti-Funkist guerrilla groups, a design for a device that might stop the storm
France: United, 265,693 follows, no radiation, super efficient economy, the most stable, efficient, and self sustaining version of France EVER, global superpower, great again, 85,091 settled refuges North America, several of the factories and power plants are destroyed, everything's badly damaged
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Europe: back to what it was before the apocalypse, 2,558,896 followers, some parts are damaged
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 1,324,567 followers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish, 21 survivors
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: three followers
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,383,124 Funkist followers, anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed
The Funky States of America: 26 Funkists
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 584 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, nuclear bomb
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, masterpiece painting of the fighting in the town, money
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: FINE
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with SANDERIZER CANNON
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,997,762 enlightened pumpkin zombies, everyone's a very competent fighter
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 385 demons, 883 mutated animals, stack of magical tomes that can enhance your powers also have some powerful spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The moon is a DISCO BALL.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
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